Tommy Tuberville running for Alabama senate with Sean Spicer as his Offensive Coordinator

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  1. southlick

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  2. Matt Foley

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    Some iffy math there, WVTM.
     
  3. southlick

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    2020 is already fucking incredible :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
  5. southlick

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  6. Savage Rob Chubb

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    Pretty sure Tuberville had a winning record vs Saban. Just sayin.
     
  7. ElectricDreamMachine

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    He’s smarter than he seems but still wouldn’t call him some brilliant tactician/CM.

    That said, pretty impressive results tonight (against an admittedly weak field). Tubs doing a lot better than I thought.
     
  8. southlick

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  11. Zebbie

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    the only thing that big eared fuckhead knows how to do is bail for a job in the middle of a recruiting dinner
     
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  12. Nostradumass

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    Really really want to see those Bama/Tubberville dual bumper sticker photos this fall.
     
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    If any bama residents see one you gotta post it. I have to witness this cuckoldry.
     
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    This thread is about to get a whole lot of hilarious anti-Tubs ads.
     
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    If sessions was smart he’d just show videos of tubs mocking Bama fans for 6 years straight.
     
  16. Deuce

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    And Anti-Sessions Trump Tweets
     
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  17. Talking Head

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    Can Nick Saban still enter this race as a democrat?

    That’s the sort of fuckery we deserve in 2020.
     
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  19. ElectricDreamMachine

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    Welp that certainly changes things
     
  20. Redav

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    You had to know Trump wasn't done with Sessions
     
  21. Redav

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    The best is Sessions still has to kiss his ass, even though it will be in vain, to try to stop the bleeding
     
  22. (Z)

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    He’s a cuck.

    I still think Sessions is going to mop up most of the Byrne vote, but Tubs did a little better than I expected. So help me, if we end up with Tubs as a United States Senator, I quit.
     
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    Would blow the mind of a lot of Gumps. Most of them seem to have no idea that Saban is a Dem.
     
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    Jeff Sessions can burn in hell

    and tuberville just trying to be a lower IQ Matt Gaetz is beyond comprehension but also high comedy
     
  25. Redav

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    Trump incessantly dragging Sessions, which he will, will not be good for Sessions
     
  26. ElectricDreamMachine

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    I mean Donald Trump is president lol why would any result really surprise you anymore
     
  27. (Z)

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    Yeah, that's a wildcard. I still think Sessions would win even with Trump weighing in, but it would make things a lot more interesting. I assumed Trump would stay out of it, because while I think Tubs would beat Doug Jones in a general, he's the only one (viable) that Jones has a chance against. I would have thought GOP would get Trump to stay out of it, but who knows what that idiot will do.
     
  28. Tobias

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    i love reading this thread because alabama politics fascinate me endlessly and appreciate z and tegg and everyone else weighing in on the various tomfoolery happening down there
     
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  29. (Z)

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    It's awful on all sides.

    Republicans are idiots and crooked. Democrats are completely incompetent and crooked. We have no hope.
     
  30. Phi Mus Love Boones Farm

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    I think Sessions age is something most people aren’t mentioning. Him and Shelby are really the only Senators I can remember (I’m 34).

    I think people don’t want to elect a 74 yo, who has been around forever. They want new blood.
     
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    How could you forget Howell Heflin?!
     
  32. ramszoolander

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    Ummmm Doug Jones is not that old...
     
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  33. (Z)

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    We're talking about people with legitimate chances to win the election.
     
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  34. wes tegg

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    He's 65.
     
  35. Deuce

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    Not sure if it matters who Byrne endorses but he’s the biggest cuck of them all if he endorses Sessions after giving up his very safe seat in the House because Sessions promised him he wasn’t going to run for Senate.
     
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  37. Gritty Badger

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    Byrne and his campaign staff are morons. Bonner's old team and network, who are all still very plugged in, warned them that Sessions was going to jump in the race late for like 3 months. Instead of dropping out and staying in Congress, they put their head in the sand and acted like it was never going to happen and now he's out. Laura Ingraham is going to have a lot of dead air time to fill now :loldog:
     
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  38. IV

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    Trump is a yankee, he doesn’t understand the iron bowl rivalry and that 55-65% of the state will immediately consider not voting for Tuberville because of it
     
  39. electronic

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    Going to be really interesting to see if Alabama Republicans hate Auburn or brown people more.
     
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    Well that's an easy one
     
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  41. wes tegg

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    To be fair, neither option is a “not hating brown people” option.
     
  42. (Z)

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    How are we going to determine that between Sessions and Tubs?
     
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    This is why I'm interested in seeing if Sessions is smart enough to shove Tubs' being a complete troll to Bama fans for six years in their faces.

    Tubs is gonna gargle Trump's balls and talk about Sessions being a part of the swamp for the next 4 weeks.

    If Sessions tries to tout experience and being a statesman and that Tubs doesn't know what he's doing, I don't know how well that's gonna work out for him honestly.
     
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  44. ElectricDreamMachine

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    so you voted for tubs?
     
  45. Phi Mus Love Boones Farm

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    Nope, I’m from Mobile so Byrne. Just nobody I know is excited about Sessions. Not sure what I’ll do for the runoff but probably Tubs
     
  46. Fran Tarkenton

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    Cant fathom someone typing out they are going to vote Tommy Tuberville for United States Senate
     
  47. Deuce

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    Ask them what Senate committee he’s qualified to sit on, you’ll get the answer: Education.
     
  48. ramszoolander

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    A veritable green shoot from the earth compared to our presidential options
     
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  50. (Z)

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    Please commit a felony so you won't be allowed to vote anymore.