Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Keef

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    Who wants to revisit the GOP vs Taliban argument now?
     
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  2. Beeds07

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  3. SD_Irish

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  4. Doc Louis

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    Parents didn't want that crap on the fridge
     
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  5. Beeds07

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    Especially the parents of what looks like a seven year old sociopath. What kid has a life outlook like that at seven?
     
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  6. Josey Wales

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    If I had to guess? His parents were devoted to Ayn Rand.
     
  7. IV

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    I had a first grade teacher that used to say life isn’t fair, she died of cancer

    of course she would also say it was up to us to make it more fair
     
  8. bro

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    Sounds like she sucked.
    RIP
     
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  9. blotter

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    Good bless president T sir

     
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  10. VaxRule

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    He drew it yesterday because intellectually he’s still 7 years old.
     
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  11. VaxRule

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    Why would they have argued for so long that we needed a citizenship question on the thing if immigrants weren’t supposed to fill it out?

    Fox News viewers are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet
     
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  12. NYGator

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    Pretty sure whether it is legal or not is not their issue. It is like anything else that Fox viewers believe in, if they think it is wrong than that is the same as it being illegal in their eyes. It's misapplying that whole feelings and opinions nonsense to refute straight up facts.
     
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  13. VaxRule

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    Right. Which brings us back to:
     
  14. Josey Wales

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    The inferiority complex of the right is part of what makes them so dangerous. People are criticizing the response from the admin, the subversion of data, and trumps own comments about just wanting to keep numbers low.

    Your average trump lunatic hears that and meets you with—OH SO THE VIRUS IS TRUMPS FAULT
     
  15. NYGator

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    He’s lost The Washington Examiner?

     
  16. NYGator

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  17. Schadenfred

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    He dismissed the idea because someone said "drive thru centers for (Coronavirus) testing," but all he heard was that his drive-thru hamberders were under threat.
     
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  18. Artoo

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    Have we talked about Trump being potentially exposed to the virus at CPAC?
     
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  19. Tilly

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    No one wants to jinx it.
     
  20. Iron Mickey

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    What's to jinx? Folks, he has the best immune system. Some great scientists and doctors are saying they've never seen anything like it. It's incredible. It's why he enjoyed an historic victory. People love a healthy President. Crooked Hillary was nasty, sick. Sad!
     
  21. timo

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    it's not just Trump, of course.

    Yesterday, during (DC) Mayor Bowser's presser, her Department of Health head suggested that people go to their Primary Care Physician (or go to urgent care of something) and get diagnosed. Which... how would that work? You go to a doctor that's in no way, shape, or form set up to deal with someone with this virus, you expose everyone in the waiting room, everyone who works there, everyone who sees you to the virus. That's a recipe for a disaster.

    And yet, that's how people's insurance plans are set up: You go to your PCP first, otherwise they aren't covering shit. So PCPs are going to be front line fodder because our health care system isn't set up to deal with this. Make no mistake, this needs urgent, coordinated changes in how we traditionally do things:
    -drive up (or walk up) diagnosis centers
    -response teams that travel to the sick to administer tests (particularly important in areas where people depend on public transport to get to places)
     
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  22. Josey Wales

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    Trump slurs his speech and makes gaffes, and even when he’s speaking coherently, he sounds fucking deranged.

    “our guy is less incoherent than yours” is literally an argument the right will be making.
     
  23. chuckles

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    I made the mistake of talking politics with a conservative friend of mine yesterday and he was applauding Ben Shapiro for being intelligently critical of both sides. Gross. Does anyone have a summary of his stupid fuckery that I can send to my friend? He'll actually read it so maybe I can slowly help this dude see the light.
     
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  24. Iron Mickey

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  25. Name P. Redacted

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    Don’t waste your time
     
  26. Iron Mickey

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    Also correct.
     
  27. Beeds07

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    https://www.gq.com/story/ben-shapiro-climate-change-lol

    Which leads us to

     
  28. Josey Wales

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    I cannot stress this enough. I tried doing this with Shapiro and some conservative friends. Trust me, your friend does not want to have an honest debate.
     
  29. bro

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    It’ll be funny when trump gets it but not Melania because they don’t actually spend any time together
     
  30. BellottiBold

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    That smug look on her face.
     
  31. Redav

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    Concur. This is a great takedown of Shapiro
     
  32. kezarmyaj

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    yeah I have a buddy who has gone off the shapiro deep end and Ive tried to jump in a few times and have an honest discussion against my better judgement.
     
  33. BudKilmer

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    Alabama is so strange

     
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  34. portlandspartan

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    Strange is a word
     
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  35. VaxRule

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    Wow. Talking Head has more buddies in this thread than he thought.
     
  36. Blu Tang Clan

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    Alabama seems like a weird fucking place.
     
  37. BWC

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    Remains one of the worst parts of this administration...this evil woman is in charge of educating our populace and skates by largely unnoticed because of all the other shitfuckery.
     
  38. Henry Blake

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    Unfortunately , it's people like her, Pompeo, Miller, Gaetz, McC, etc. that make me think Trumpism will live on after he's gone.
     
  39. Duck70

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    Just mock him instead for being a dumbfuck
     
  40. Duck70

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    Assistant Managers that make 52k at T-mobile are the types that think
    A) they are part if the wealthy class
    and
    B) that Ben Shapiro is smart
     
  41. kennypowers

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    That is the most depressing part to me is that there really is no turning back. This whole american experiment got torched to the ground in 2016 and my only hope was that the progressives would use this transition time to advance things that nearly everyone agrees on. I mean we have seen some of the most evil shit including locking kids in cages, blatant lies about almost everything, subverting entire branches of government, etc.

    I don’t see how the left is not like well if we are just yolo’ing let’s get healthcare, child care, living wage, etc knocked out. But instead we will get Joe Biden and a group of legislators that still think they can save “the other half,” still cringe at being called radical leftist, still bend at the slightest bit of pressure.
     
  42. Doc Louis

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    Couldn't imagine being a tmobile customer and supporting their salaries
     
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  43. NYGator

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  45. shaolin5

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  46. ned's head

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    Pandemic communications strategy is going great
     
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  47. BudKilmer

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    I’ll give you 3 guesses but you only need one

     
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  48. ned's head

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    Of course it is

     
  49. NYGator

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