Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    I've done more 30 minute - an HR maintenance things in a month than I've done in 10 years.

    I keep telling myself I'll not do thst on my new house. :pray:

    For those ppl selling a house and needing to buy a next... I'm doing that now.

    Basically what I was told.
    • House isn't on the market, almost no one will accept your offer.
    • On market, still rare.
    • Under contract you got a stew going and ppl will accept your sell contingency
    • Under Contract and out of contingency period you're essentially as good as gold.
    Two houses I like, by the same builder are willing to take a kick out clause. Meaning they'll accept our offer but can kick us out of we don't have our house under contract.

    This process has been a real bitch and stressful
     
  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    Imma be so mad if that's all it is.

    Little drunk so will try tomorrow
     
  3. Rusty Shackleford

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    It is a little button on the bottom. Just pretend you are trying to get to 3rd base for the first time and fumble around on the bottom of it. This is a job that could be accomplished near black out.
     
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  4. BigReff73

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    My wife broke a diverter shower handle and this has somehow evolved to me replacing the entire shower valve. I got a Moen and should have good access on the backside of the wall as it’s in a closet. Anything I should be aware of?
     
  5. stangd

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    Cut out an old tree and threw in a new Christmas tree palm.... and threw down a shit ton of mulch.

    wife wanted the black mulch this time, not sure I’m liking it.
     

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  6. WillySaliba

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    Northerner here but I like that.
     
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  7. Louis Holth

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    If it’s PB piping then I’d go ahead and replace it to PEX where you can.
     
  8. Louis Holth

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    Also, if you’ve got to sweat something on you need to make sure you get your pipes bone dry. Nothing more frustrating than trying to solder with water around.
     
  9. BigReff73

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    Copper piping. I’m enlisting the help of my father in law to help with soldering.... thank goodness
     
  10. Louis Holth

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    Yea soldering is very difficult first time through. It’s just not a comfortable thing to play with a torch when you’ve never done it before.
     
  11. goblue31602

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    Try that, also it could just be jammed. On the bottom of the disposal, you can turn the disposal manually with an allen wrench. Sometimes it just has to work its way through something big and you can free it up by manually rotating it.
     
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    Pray he doesn't burn your house down
     
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    I’m no carpenter, but it’s done.
     
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    took 10 hours,,, but it’s done!
     
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  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    Disposal is no longer jammed.

    But now it is leaking from the bottom. :ohdear: only When it run tho. So it still needs to be replaced
     
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  16. Louis Holth

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    They’re fairly straight forward to replace. I think Lowe’s had the insinkerators on sale.
     
  17. Louis Holth

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    How’d it go?
     
  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    So my only issue is that I don't know where the wire goes. Seems like most are plugged in and I can't find if it's plugged somewhere or hard wired

    Probs have to pay someone
     
  19. Truman

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    It’s hardwired to the disposal. It’s really easy to do yourself. It’s literally twisting and untwisting wires together
     
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    everyone on here will attest i'm a fucking idiot and i have changed garbage disposals
     
  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's kinda what I was hoping but the wires are inside the disposal. So I gotta take a panel off somehow
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's more I haven't tried yet.

    I've changed electrical shit, shocked myself a few times, but got it done
     
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  23. BigReff73

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    It was exhausting but all good. It was tight working in a hand hole, probably took 4 hours just to get the old valve and pipes out. We put some tin down when soldering to protect the wood. The previous plumber left behind some char marks for us to keep us honest.
     
  24. Louis Holth

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    The panel is generally on the bottom and held by one screw. You take it off and disconnect the wire nuts and reconnect the wires to the new disposal. Just make sure you turn the power off to the disposal before you start.
     
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  26. Truman

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    We all are peer pressuring WED to change his own garbage disposal and he’s going to electrocute himself doing it. Lol.
     
  27. southlick

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    I think even Boo MFer! could handle this task.
     
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  28. Louis Holth

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    Would make this instantly one of the most popular threads in board history.
     
  29. Louis Holth

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    WED don’t worry about the breaker box. Just disconnect the wires but make sure you’re standing in a very large metal bucket filled with water before you start working for safety.
     
  30. Boo MFer!

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    I 100% could not, but appreciate the confidence.
     
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  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    My breaker panel is poorly labeled so I turn the entire house off now

    #LifeHack
     
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  33. Snakes

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    been there.
     
  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    Have a very interested buyer after an open house this weekend.

    Please pray for WED that we get a decent offer and I'll hopefully be off to a new constitution house with no issues.

    I did walk through a dope ass 3,800 1970s new England style house that needs some light updates. Wife has no vision and wasn't down
     
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  35. Snakes

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    Are you in Atlanta? what parts? My brother and his wife moved from renting in the city up to Roswell and they love it. But they both work up there so it works great for them.
     
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  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    I've been in Kirkwood for a little over 10 years. Ideally saying here or east lake.

    The house I looked at this weekend was Sandy Springs. Down Peachtree Dunwoody about about a mile or so south of Northside Hospital.

    Real nice. Over looks a creek in the back yard and a bunch of undevelopable land.

    • Painting some bathroom cabinets white and new counter tops would mostly take care of the bathrooms.
    • Hardwoods added upstairs vs carpet
    • Knock down a wall or two to open the downstairs.
    Really all is needed. Wife is 5mo prego and doesn't want to do shit. But this stuff seems kinda easy. But it's been on thr market for 6 months and owner is old and wants out. Was his property then a rental for 10-15. He's over it. Could get it :airquote: cheap :airquote: then dump 50-60k into it and you're done.

    Have this massive house that's in a tranquil location. 5 min to buckhead

    Sandy Springs is a but north of where I wanna go, probably another issue.
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sandy Springs seems gross tho. Realtor said Public schools get a bad wrap bc they are diverse. Idk if I like these people around me.

    Additionally, I've always had grand plans to redo our house, but never did them bc we had no need to do it. No motivation bc we didn't know if we'd tear it down.

    Think she's worried about that happening
     
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    wait there is gonna be a Stuhly Offspring

    lets hope it gets Mrs. Stuhly’s intelligence
     
  39. Truman

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    WED - think how much your asking price will skyrocket w a functioning garbage disposal.
     
  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm hoping they didn't test that out :ohdear:
     
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  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    Baby WED will be here July 16th.

    Been on the wife for a high brotein diet so his muscles are fully developing
     
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    Grand plans to redo the house but intimidated by a garbage disposal. She might be on to something.
     
  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    1200sqft 3/1 is not going to cut it anymore.

    Good bye sweet sweet disposable income and DTI ratio sub 10%
     
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    Good to know that it will be a fellow Cancer baby :smug:
     
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    Can't even imagine being in a space that small that isn't an apartment.
     
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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    More lazy. I hate plumbing and electrical. This is both combined

    But we'd hire someone. Flush with cash after living through gentrification
     
  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    If he has my physic with your shot making abilities we could have the next Luka on our hands
     
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  48. Snakes

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    5 months pregnant and moving. been there too. prayers sent.
     
  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's how everyone lived in the 50s.

    Really wanted to smack the person hwo gave the feedback of "there's no wall for my flat-screen"

    I'm sorry dipshit. The architecture of post world War 2 bungalos didn't account for flat screen TVs 70 years later
     
  50. Where Eagles Dare

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    OG Doggo is sick too. Getting extensive testing done today. :tebow:

    Very stressful times
     
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