Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Think about how the stock market would respond to a clear message and strong leadership. Alas.
     
  2. MtOread

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    What a tight country we've got here.
     
  3. Tilly

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    Nah. All house dems will be back in their districts running their own campaigns. A bunch of R senators won't have to do that.
     
  4. Duck2013

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    Lol these are the same people who would have rather seen us dip into a global depression than pass an emergency bailout to prevent it. I expect nothing less from these morally corrupt piles of shit.
     
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  6. NYGator

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    When are Carrie and Saul going to straighten out this situation?

     
  7. Iron Mickey

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    Good thing this huge disruption in our ideology that shows the real problems with our social structure will be completely wasted.
     
  8. slogan119

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    Hopefully this exposes huge cracks in our systems and we can fix them after
     
  9. Iron Mickey

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    *hoping in one hand*
     
  10. slogan119

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    Well, if it comes to a point where there is massive death, we’re more likely to lose those who stonewalled progress, so we have rhat going for us, I guess.
     
  11. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    :doitfaggot:
     
  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yes
     
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  13. Henry Blake

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    Can't wait for journalists to point out Trump's lies tonight in real time as he tries to show leadership during a national emergency.
     
  14. Eraser

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    i expect him to stick to prepared remarks and not say anything idiotic until his morning Twitter rant
     
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  15. NYGator

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    not a chance
     
  16. Eraser

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  17. Josey Wales

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  18. NYGator

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  20. Josey Wales

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    Watch how quickly this goes from “this isn’t a big deal” to “*it was all Soros, now get in your bunkers”
     
  21. Josey Wales

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    Been a quiet year. Trump was impeached...what could they have to say?
     
  22. Eraser

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    Obviously I was foolish to initially think competent members of his staff had talked him into sensible action.
     
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  23. Henry Blake

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    Imagine ever voting for a Republican again.
     
  24. Mister Me Too

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    That’s not how it works, anyone with sensible ideas who is willing to tell them to him gets fired, assuming they would even bother hiring such a person.
     
  25. Gaknight

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    You were foolish to think he had competent members on his staff
     
  26. Iron Mickey

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    Democrats: have a Republican with a D by their name
     
  27. London Humphreys

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    Sigh
     
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  29. Nole0515

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    what the chances Trump has it and they arent telling anyone?
     
  30. Redav

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    This is going to pivot to something racist very quickly
     
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  31. Bruce Wayne

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    Greater than zero
     
  32. Henry Blake

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    If it gets really bad, I could see all of these cowards just disappearing into that nuke bunker in VA or wherever it is now.
     
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  33. Jigga

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    If he isn’t golfing this weekend he has it
     
  34. NYGator

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    No way he has been tested.

     
  35. Nole0515

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    So bank execs know more about COVID-19 than the doctors. Throw their ass in jail
     
  36. Paddy Murphy

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    I think all the bank execs in the room today understand there’s a huge problem, but you are going to make absolutely no progress and probably go backwards with small hands unless he thinks he’s right.

    All those banks, publicly or not are instituting continuity of business plans right now. Wells has, not publicly, enacted what must be a protocol deep in the emergency playbook whereby necessary staff are (already) working from emergency locations that are held for like end of world type events where trading floors, etc become unusable.

    it’s unacceptable that we have to baby a President at all, much less in a situation like this, but banging your head against a wall in order to say you banged your head against a wall as a matter of principle is not productive or valuable when the stakes are what they are.

    Again, it’s unacceptable and impeachable, all that, that we’re having to have this discussion but solutions aren’t perfect and with the stakes involved, we’re going to have work around and through the moron in charge in order to create the best outcome for society if the people with the power to remove him don’t have the moral courage to do what is right.
     
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  37. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    He looks ill...
     
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  38. NYGator

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    His right eye is all fucked up
     
  39. BellottiBold

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    Kevinbaconfingerscrossed.gif
     
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  40. fsutony

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    Hope he starts coughing
     
  41. fsutony

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    Went from 15 to over 1000 in a week and he says he’s got it covered. Alrighty
     
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  42. Josey Wales

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    Hahaha the economy—its been the best the last 3 years
     
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  43. Josey Wales

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    Why does he always sound like Orlando Johns in Office Space when he first comes to the door to sell magazines
     
  44. Josey Wales

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    Is that literally the growth?
     
  45. London Humphreys

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    Literally.
     
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