CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. One Two

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    Is this good?
     
  2. The Banks

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  3. DuckKin

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    just to throw this out here for anyone, drinking (or more specifically getting drunk) is a really bad idea during a pandemic.
     
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  4. Imurhuckleberry

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  6. Upton^2

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    these articles are pointless now
     
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  7. bro

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    Ya. Fake as hell
     
  8. The Banks

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    Alcohol kills germs, FYI
     
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  9. Bricktop the white

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    why
     
  10. Emma

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    Talk about going 0 to 100,000 real quick
     
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  11. Redav

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    I've heard cocaine is good for it
     
  12. Dex

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    This is fun.
    Rule out criteria is now anyone with respiratory/fever. (Half the ED)

    I’ve got employees texting neighbors for every rule out patient so the newspaper is calling every 10 minutes to “confirm a story”
     
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  13. Tarpon Nole

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    All other terms came back negative. Waiting on Corona virus test from Dept of health
     
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  14. Cornelius Suttree

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    No empty seats on my plane heading to SF from Charlotte and there is a sick kid in front of me

    Fare thee well everyone. Sorry for all the bad things I've done
     
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  15. Redav

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    Omg what?
     
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  16. 941Gator

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    I’m sure it depends on where you live, but people near me are just going to use this as an excuse to party non-stop, aka not take it serious. Unless the bars are forced too, majority won’t close. Actually the bar business might be the only winner here.
     
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  17. TeeDee

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    I say we all go and get it now to better prepare our immune systems for round two, aka Chapter 2: The Mutation.
     
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  18. Pharm

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    I've been arguing with idiots (including my family) all day who think this is a glorified flu and will pass in a few days. I just really hate people sometimes.
     
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  19. TeeDee

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    There's gonna be a lot of single parent households added to the list in 9-12 months, that's for sure
     
  20. Owsley

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    Hope you at least got some good indica gummies for the flight
     
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  21. Bo Pelinis

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    Preferred vernacular is Covid Kids
     
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  22. BP

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    Coachella postponed. Lots of other bands are cancelling/postponing tours. Spring is gonna suuuuuuuck.
     
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  23. Henry Blake

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    I'm proud of officials at the locat/state level. They're really trying to get out in front of this. Cities, schools, sports, universities, etc. are leading the way.
     
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  24. dblplay1212

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    So the Amazon telling employees to go home thing was bullshit?
     
  25. TeeDee

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    "It'S oNlY gOt A 3% DeAtH rAtE". Nobody tell them the long term effects of a hospitalized respiratory stint. It may cause mass hysteria, or something.
     
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  26. Pharm

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    Has this been posted? I haven't kept up. Spanish flu was a weird virus, but social distancing works
     
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  27. Randy Bobandi

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    I read they offered unlimited sick days for those quarantined.
     
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  28. Pharm

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    Then they fail to realize then flu has a 0.1 percent death rate. If a 3 percent death rate virus gets out of control we are fucked, not to mention the impact on an already strained healthcare system.

    I really hate politics but we as a nation fucked up, and calling it a flu and that it will just go away set a terrible example.
     
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  29. Duck70

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    Meanwhile national GOP'ers
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  30. southside

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    Yeah not really. There's thousands per building still.
     
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  31. elfrid

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    i think i have it.

    coughed a couple times a couple days ago, but other than that i felt fine.

    i was still feeling fine yesterday, but i decided to self-quarantine anyway as a family member i recently interacted with said they started to have a sore throat and feel hot/cold (not much of a cough though) that morning.

    this morning, felt fine...same story, but as the day’s gone on i’ve been feeling sick (hot/cold, throat tickle, kinda out of it, no fever though).

    family member called local hospital seeing if they could get tested, but turns out they didn’t make the threshold (no fever, shortness of breath).

    i haven’t called for testing since i’m likely in the same boat, nothing to do but watch guardians of the galaxy and wait this out.

    please respect my decision and no interviews at this time.
     
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  32. Emma

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    Feel better
     
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  33. Cornfed Buffalo

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  34. Tarpon Nole

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  35. DirtBall

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    My kid just sneezed. I’ve yet to decide who I shall bequeath my likes to once I RIP. Please respect my decision.
     
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  36. chuckmasterflex

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  37. TrustyPatches

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    Tobias the Wal mart on the corner of Moffett and Schillinger in Mobile has rotisserie chickens and the little Caesars in the parking lot still slinging pies
     
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  38. Tarpon Nole

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    News was coming in fast for a while, now slowed down
     
  39. Gunners

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    Mikel Arteta positive
     
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  40. Redav

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    Philadelphia spiked because it had a huge parade there for WWI bonds
     
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  42. VaxRule

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    He seemed to have some good recommendations after the Dayton shooting. Did any of that stuff ever get enacted?
     
  43. Todd Bonzales

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    Walked some of it back.
     
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  44. Voodoo

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    This thread has reached the point where just scan through each page looking for posts with multiple likes.
     
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  45. One Two

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    Alabama continuing to harp “no confirmed cases.” Local business, charities and schools are having to make the tough decisions on cancellations and quarantines while a lot of folks are still carrying the “its no big deal” motto. So fucking dumb. It’s everywhere and if we don’t spit Trump’s dick out of our mouths trying to pander to whatever we are pandering too we are going to get railed in this.
     
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  46. Emma

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    Every big thread

    That or notable posters
     
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  47. DirtBall

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    I stop when I see a tweet
     
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  48. VaxRule

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    Bummer, but seemed like a lot of it was going to be a big political ask.
     
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  49. Bruce Bowen

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    Seems to slow down late in the day then the mornings are
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  50. chuckmasterflex

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