CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Han Solo

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    I did but my 3 year old started complaining about it.
     
  2. AIOLICOCK

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    I stocked up on flushable wipes instead
     
  3. Cornelius Suttree

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    damn man well hopefully the elderly people in your family are following best practices

    my parents are both in their 70s and have shut themselves in as of Sunday evening. They're probably gonna come out of this having lost their minds but at least they won't get the virus
     
  4. pperc

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    Run around like your hair is on fire for 20 minutes, then read this thread starting at page 1.
     
  5. infected donkey

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  6. Imurhuckleberry

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    My urgent care had me blow my nose but not wipe then only went in to the nostril a bit. Not sure if it's a legit hack or if the nurse was a hack.
     
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  7. BWC

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    It was the trash comment you made about your neighbors.

    I couldn't care less about how you choose to make up for your inadequacies.
     
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  8. WolverineJack

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    Chloroquine Side Effects
    • Anxiety.
    • attempts at killing oneself.
    • back, leg, or stomach pains.
    • black, tarry stools.
    • bleeding gums.
    • blistering, peeling, or loosening of the skin.
    • blood in the urine or stools.
    • blurred or decreased vision.
    Common side effects of Kaletra include:
    • diarrhea,
    • headache,
    • weakness,
    • nausea,
    • vomiting,
    • stomach upset,
    • drowsiness,
    • dizziness,
    I'll take my chances.
     
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  9. Lyrtch

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  10. Goose

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    That sounds more likely to kill me than the virus
     
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  11. C A N E

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    If you don’t have a bidet attachment in 2020 you should reconsider life
     
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  12. Lyrtch

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    the above is why most health experts are trying to emphasize social distancing doesn't need to equal quarantine, because extreme social distancing isn't sustainable for as long as this is likely to be needed
     
  13. skrouse

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    Attachment?
     
  14. C A N E

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    Essentially a water gun attachment for your butthole
     
  15. joe-

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    isn’t it cold water?
     
  16. fucktx

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    shouldn’t have read that

    [​IMG]
     
  17. C A N E

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    You can hook up most to hot water but that was a little to intrusive for me. Cold water is refreshing, I promise
     
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  18. Schadenfred

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    Reminds me of the commercial for Chantix.


     
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  19. skrouse

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    Yeah but you keep it in the toilet?

    No thanks
     
  20. Jax Teller

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    Sure wish TN had legal weed now.

    Or that I hadn't ran off the person that used to mail me wax from CO.
     
  21. Lyrtch

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    yeah didn't need to read that when i'm trying to go to bed soon

    or you know

    live somewhat normally for the next two years
     
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  22. Eraser

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    Why are you canceling you health insurance right now?
     
  23. superfly0212

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    How did that go?
     
  24. C A N E

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    It attaches to the toilet seat apparatus. Not actually in the water or anything. Highly sanitary.

    it was sold to me like this: if someone took a shit on your arm, are you just going to wipe it off with TP and move on with life?
     
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  25. joe-

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    he has new insurance through his employer
     
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  26. ramszoolander

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    Question: regarding percentage that are asymptomatic, etc.: isn't it true that they think there are two strains of this? Maybe a Chinese/original strain, and then whatever is going on in Europe? Or did I misread that at one point?
     
  27. bro

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    Feels weird still going to work every day when the cdc says to limit going to work. Not sure what will cause the change, maybe just more cases
     
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  28. Corky Bucek

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    It did not. Would have left this past Friday.
     
  29. ugafish

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    Virtue signals max overload for a small group of yall. Got to stand up for the trailer park residents across the nation in a fight against the bigoted upper middle class who live in those big brick houses.
     
  30. bro

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  31. ugafish

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    His work insurance kicked in.
     
  32. bro

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  33. Lyrtch

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    :dubioustrump:
     
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  34. milquetoast

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    [​IMG]
     
  35. Schadenfred

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    No, I would not just move on with my life. First, I'd want to reassess why I'm allowing someone to shit on my arm.
     
  36. Todd Bonzales

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    My buddy took this years ago and his experience was this: “The stuff works. Made me stop wanting to smoke at all. The only little side effect that I didn’t like was, uh...it also made me want to stop doing anything at all...ever.”
     
  37. Schadenfred

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    You don't have to keep the bidet in the toilet. When I'm done with my bidet, I just return it to my toothbrush holder.
     
  38. fucktx

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    i think it’ll be on your employer

    if there was going to be a national quarantine we’d already have it with all the data they can see elsewhere imo
     
  39. Imurhuckleberry

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    I think there are 238 strains at this point but I'm not sure any of them are different enough where immunity developed from one wouldn't work for the rest. I think.
     
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  40. C A N E

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    Imagine you wiped with TP and accidentally got a poopy finger because you could only find single-ply in today’s word.

    Are you just going to use another piece of TP to clean it? No. You’re going to use some water to help rinse it away.
     
  41. milquetoast

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    TRB?
     
  42. dathalfnukkahd

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    Been getting into Call of Duty with my 20 year old BIL and his friends. Forgot how great this game was
     
  43. BWC

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    Piece of shit gonna piece of shit
     
  44. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm trying this. The map is so large I can fuck off a see no one at all. Which I like. But my friends keep pestering me to find a gun and follow them.
     
  45. DetroitNole

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    My grandpa is probably getting taken off life support tomorrow or Wednesday and I cant fucking go visit him to say goodbye because of the restrictions on visitors in the hospital. And we cant fucking even throw him a funeral. And my poor mom is there by herself with him at the hospital because she is his one assigned visitor and I'm sure this is tearing her up, yet she doesnt even want me to come stay with her because she is terrified I may be exposed to coronavirus because my contact with the public at my job and she doesnt want to end up quarantined when he goes.

    This is all so fucked up man.
     
  46. bro

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    Sorry to hear that man. Lots of things are truly fucked up right now. You are in an awful spot but hope you can get through it.

    not sure how long this app lasts, but if it is as long as some project, definitely gonna start setting some mental health deterioration.
     
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  47. snooks

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    How many on here are/aren't eating food from restaurants?
     
  48. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Pretty soon?
     
  49. bro

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    I’ll get to go. Until someone tells me otherwise.
     
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