CB Dynastics is predicting that baseball will be back by mid-June. Opening Day will feature a memorial service for Luke Jackson.
Heard Luke has a bad case of the ‘rona. Forgot to wash his xbox controllers. RIP Puke you’ll be missed by some
This corroborates what I heard. 1st pitch to the next guy will be a fastball down the middle and all the boys will put their hats over their hearts and watch the ball land in the upper deck, in memorandum.
Guys if you’re into this sort of thing Braves stock is on sale right now and a little over 50% less than what it was two months ago Get in while the getting is good
Gonna institute a facial hair policy like the Yankees but players get released instead of just having to shave. So long Puke, Kakes and Ender
Loubias has a few different projections for baseball, but we’re only willing to release the current iteration that Toby so generously provided. We will update if CB is able to keep Madison and Madison out of the ball pit at his local McDonald’s and in isolation.
i am still gonna wear my new chipper jersey and just hope the game magically is played tonight fss should show opening day from 2 years ago imo
Just be happy you don't have to watch Luke Jackson come out and give up a grand slam in the 6th when we had a 4-1 lead
Hypothetical Game: Soroka goes 9IP on 93 pitches and 14Ks Ronnie goes 5-5 with 4HRs and 1 Double. Stole 3rd Ozzie hits 6 doubles and steals 3rd every time Freeman didn't play b/c a bad elbow. Kakes plays 1st b/c hes a professional & hits 4th. 1-5 with a weak single Big Country goes 2-5 with 3Ks and 2 HRS Ozuna sucks and doesn't do anything and can't throw Catcher hits 3 HRs Ender goes 0-6 Dansby uses Ax Handle bat, still sucks 6Ks, but looks pretty doing it Braves win 12-0
I’m interested to see how Snit totally botches Ender when the time comes. There’s absolutely no reason he should be getting regular at-bats but the front office couldn’t be bother to acquire a left-handed hitting outfielder despite all the prospect Capital we have
I just call him catcher. btw...should be near error free as I'm not 100% back using my laptop for optimal users experience.