CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. RavenNole

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    “If people don’t have symptoms, they should not be tested.”

    -pence

    he forgot to add “unless you play in the NBA.”
     
  2. Irush

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    7 mins

    people everywhere by the water where I live just walking there dogs not paying attention to their distance

    I’m good
     
  3. The Banks

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    All 8 are right here:

     
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  4. Cornelius Suttree

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    I have almost completely avoided listening to this POS speak publicly since he got elected. So the past couple days I have heard him speak more than I have during the previous 3+ years combined

    I dunno why I'm doing this it's just gonna shatter my spirits

    we have very great approval numbers. People love the job we're doing
     
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  5. ned's head

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    Hate to tell you but that's not quite how cabin air filters work in Chevrolets.
     
  7. kinghill

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    Gotcha, good points!

    Well I hope I don't get the Chinese virus. Same to you guys. Stay safe out there.
     
  8. steamengine

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    Interesting
     
  9. Lyrtch

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    i dont think people realize how decimated the restaurant industry could be, all the small and medium sized mini chains too, this would help big time
     
  10. Henry Blake

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    Trump/Birx doubling down on their lies yesterday re testing.

    Massive throughput labs that will do days worth of tests in 24 hours
    We inherited a broken system that wasn't designed to handle this
    Nobody saw this coming
     
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  11. ugafish

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    You truly are an idiot if you think any of that is true
     
  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yep, we're going to have to WW2 this shit where factories convert to manufacturing needed supplies if possible.
     
  13. fsutony

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    With a good leader and smart plan In place we could get through this losing thousands of lives and it would take months to stop the quarantines. We are gonna lose millions of lives and never recover from this. No way these leaders are gonna save us. Fuck!!! But hey a lot of white people got to stick it to the black president and his policies.
     
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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    This is exactly contrary to what every fucking place that has contained it has done. Jesus christ

    You can be asymptomatic and spread thr fucking virus, right??

    How the fuck can't we learn from any country that has done it right
     
  15. BlazingRebel

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    Fiancee's still bad if not worse but oh wait testing site full at 9am so we have to go at 6am to line up just for a god damn test. Fuck this world she is going through her inhaler and rescue inhaler.
     
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  16. Tarpon Nole

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    Did trump enact it? Or just more twitter Bs?
     
  17. $P1

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    I live in an exurb with a nice little downtown full of restaurants and small shops. It's a destination location for dinner in the area. On any given weeknight, there isn't street parking available. Typically in the evening, we walk about a 1.5 mile loop in and around main street, takes about 30 mins.

    Last night we saw 1 car and 4 people. That's with the restaurants being open for carryout/delivery.
     
  18. BayouMafia

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    spoke to the site manager of the company we outsource to in Costa Rica yesterday and he said they are implementing measures but they "only" have 50 cases at this point. I mean that's about the same as the DFW metroplex and the entire country has half the population of DFW.
     
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  19. Jack Parkman

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  20. joe-

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    fun fact: it’s NEVER okay to use the word “fag” regardless of how fucking backwards your worldview is
     
  21. NYGator

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    Is this even possible? I would love if it was, but I am just one company with 60 employees and my weekly payroll is $140K.

    In fact I just read the house bill on sick leave and I am confused as to how they expect most small companies to fund that through tax rebates. Nobody is making money this year, tax rebates next year for money not made = Nothing. Am I missing something?
     
  22. Lyrtch

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    weird he told the truth
     
  23. Bo Pelinis

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    Same for like every small brewpub/restaurant that’s popped up in the last 10-15 years. Mostly neat spots that give places character. Going to be super rough for them.
     
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  24. Lyrtch

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    many european countries are doing similar measures, not all at 100%, but close
     
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  25. fsutony

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    We are still arguing about getting enough tests!!!!

    not how to survive this or the plan for the future. Sorry I’m triggered today.
     
  26. ned's head

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    I think trump just said we never tested for the flu before this
     
  27. Bankz

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    So the data coming out of China was inaccurate? Who would've guessed

    And all those spring breakers at the beach in Florida... Idiots
     
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  28. kinghill

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    How many exactly?
    Do these people have any existing issues?
    Last headline I read like this about a dude who died in Spain had leukemia.
     
  29. RavenNole

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    millennials are the key to stopping this. Most likely to be asymptomatic. Most likely to go out to bars. Most likely to not give a fuck and not follow recommendations. Time to start telling them they aren’t immune.

    now THAT is a lie by the administration I could get behind.
     
  30. IV

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    This just seems like basic decency tbh
     
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  31. Lucky24Seven

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    My buddy and his wife got tested for the virus. They’ll know back in 5 days. Buddy thinks he just has the flu, but his wife is having a tough time breathing.
     
  32. chuckmasterflex

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  33. joe-

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    too bad all millennials aren’t weirdo shut-ins on message boards who thrive in this exact environment
     
  34. Uncle Tupelo

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    Yep. We needed to get out in front of this, like a week ago. I hate this administration.

    Just got a text from my boomer MAGA mother-in-law "Wow are you guys watching these press conferences? Such good information!! It's amazing what our government is doing about this!" Fucking shoot me.
     
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  35. theriner69er

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    Sorry if I missed it, but did you say if the vaccine would be a one-time thing, like Polio or chicken pox? Or if this will mutate in such a way that we will need a seasonal vaccine more like the flu?
     
  36. steamengine

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  37. Champ

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    So relieved by Quebec’s reaction to this. Every day we get a presser with the Prime Minister and the National health director. Updates on where the virus is, where it’s headed, new measures both for social distancing and to help people impacted, day to day tips on how to manage the crisis. What to do/not to do. Pleas for artists and stars to get their fans to do what’s being asked of them. What was done in the last 24 hours, what will be done and what’s being done etc.

    Makes the quarantine at home somewhat more bearable.

    And Arruda, the director is the fucking man. Been on the job for 20 years under 3 different party leadership and everyone’s only got glowing things to say. The man’s been through SRAS, H1N1, Aviairy flu, Zika, and has pretty much always managed those muddy waters expertly.
     
  38. IV

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    What causes the difficulty breathing?
     
  39. fsutony

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    Since I take care of an autistic son with many health problems and my elderly mother I guess I’m just going to have to self quarantine all of us for 3 months. President is talking about winning this like a damn football game. I’ll do my own plan
     
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  40. dallasdawg

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    all seems reasonable to me. the dividends part might be tricky to navigate but that whole package certainly offers a lot of protection going forward
     
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  41. Henry Blake

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    Love how he always throws it over to Mike for today's answer.
     
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  42. DeToxRox

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    This is one time I’m ok with officials lying to keep these idiots inside
     
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  43. billdozer

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    The first one is deaths. I assume the younger ones are in critical condition, but not dying, yet at least.
     
  44. Aaron Hernandez

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    So there’s only been 1 more death reported in the last 12 hours or so. Good sign or just completely indicative of collapse in testing and reporting?
     
  45. fsutony

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    This is his worst press conference so far. If anyone had any hope they would somehow get us through this today should eliminate that.
     
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  46. NYGator

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    What is the mechanism to make that work? For example how would I document what money I need to make payroll and when and how would we get reimbursed?

    I am just saying I am one small company. When you add them all together I struggle to see where all of the money is going to come from, but I haven't done the math and have no idea how to do it.

    One thought I had that I am curious to hear people's opinions about is that if the govt is to give everyone $1000 per month and I do keep my employees employed by taking out loans and doing what is necessary to keep going, would it be inappropriate to ask them to take a deduction of that amount in pay, since that is basically a windfall if we are working to keep them employed? Understand my median worker is getting paid $85K and most work from home. It wouldn't be taking money out of their pockets. It would be helping us get through as a company. This would equate to a $65K or so saving per month, which is not insignificant, but would be neutral for the employees. We are also in the process of putting in better and cheaper healthcare at the same time. Thoughts?
     
  47. Kevintensity

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    Seeing pictures of beaches packed for spring break
    Yep, definitely worries me living near a big college city when they come back
     
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  48. ugafish

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    Our world views may not be as different as you think. I essentially said “quit douching this thread up” with a word that offended a few sensitive types. I learned my lesson. Now quit douching the thread up with BS trash talk. I hope that doesn’t offend you.
     
  49. Whammy

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    Yep - have a startup and our payroll is 40k during “slow season,” typically balloons to 100K during busy season although the odds of it actually being busy are pretty small at this point
     
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