CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. BellottiBold

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    Sleep deprivation?
     
  2. RavenNole

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    So senator Johnson agrees that we should build the infrastructure for high speed rail and other efficient, cheaper, safer modes of public transport? What a guy.
     
  3. ned's head

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    Obviously an idiotic take, but what exactly does he believe 3% of 330 million is?
     
  4. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Counterpoint: you think everything sucks.
     
  5. Boo MFer!

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    Same. My knuckles are cracked and bleeding.
     
  6. jokewood

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    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ MJ HEGAR OR ROYCE WEST TAKE MY ENERGY AND MY VOTE ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
     
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  7. Bruce Wayne

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    Not 9.9 million that's for sure
     
  8. southlick

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  9. Daniel Ocean

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    What would be the point otherwise?
     
  10. Brocktoon

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    This is another thing that seems like it should have happened a long time. In this case, not even because of the virus but because it's no longer the 1990s
     
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  11. ohbluefan

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    Alright help me out TMB, my 20 year old daughter has been staying weekends with her BF. Today they shutdown my work for a weeks and her work for a week (mines paid, not sure about hers). I told her she needs to pick if she’s staying with her BF for a few weeks or staying with us for a few weeks. My other daughter has an autoimmune disease and my wife has had 2 different cancers (dfsp and breast). Thinking they’re higher risk and shouldn’t be put in more situations then they need to. My wife is working limited hours but that’s probably going to stop at some point soon as well. Is it too much to ask her to stay one place or the other or is this the right call?
     
  12. Illinihockey

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    Feel like people would shit if they knew how disgusting the meat industry was in our country
     
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  13. Henry Blake

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    If she's been infected, she can spread before she starts showing symptoms.
     
  14. w2b

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    time to come out of retirement ohhaithur
     
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  15. 941Gator

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    Who does the 3.4% consist of?
     
  16. Lyrtch

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  17. arrdub

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    Book her a hotel. Home is a closed environment. You don’t want the consequences on her conscience.
     
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  18. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
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    WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
     
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  19. fucktx

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    one of my friends flew :facepalm: today and said he was the only one on his flight

    that has to be a surreal feeling
     
  20. 941Gator

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  21. ohbluefan

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    That’s not a bad idea
     
  22. fucktx

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    can’t wait until he dies
     
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  23. bturns

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    id tell her to keep her ass at her bfs house... putting your other family in danger for her preferences??? Nah bro... you are being lenient in letting her choose imo...
     
  24. bro

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    I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses

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  25. bro

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    amazing service tho
     
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  26. RavenNole

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    Florida will be the epicenter of this very soon
     
  27. ohbluefan

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    Yeah I’m trying not to be an ass but her selfish ass is pushing me to your solution I think...
     
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  28. ohhaithur

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    It's got millions of views and their full names. I think they're toast anyway
     
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  29. bturns

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    I find it ironic... the baby boomers generation and older have been fucking over the millennials for pretty much their entire life. Now the millennials could really fuck them up by just not giving a shit about this...
     
  30. IanBoyd

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    Doomers
     
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  31. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    will she be okay at her bf's place?

    If so, keep her there.

    Until they breakup, at which point you get her a hotel or some shit.
     
  32. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  33. DeToxRox

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    Full refund
     
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  34. pperc

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    Some and stress
     
  35. Tarpon Nole

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    There's so many small towns (some literally a few blocks big) that entire Pinellas county coast. Do they really need county/state to do it?

    Couldn't Indian rocks or Indian shores etc close it themselves
     
  36. ohbluefan

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    I’m not sure if they’re official so I haven’t met him, he’s got a good job as an engineer at a local factory. They’re still in the “taking it slow” stage but she’s spent the last 3 weekends there. Maybe hotel is the way to go...
     
  37. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Nice. How close upcoming was your flight and did you get the trip insurance (directly from Allianz or through Delta?), or are they just not caring about that and being forgiving? I very much appreciate all this info, sir.
     
  38. GoodForAnother

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    there just aren’t any tests. the article says they are going to use the tests in areas without transmission to try and stop community spread

    they are a legitimately good company
     
  39. Pharm

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    Wife work has an employee being quarantined and about to get tested. The employee came to work with a low grade fever and malaise. The employee mother who she had been in contact with is sick and awaiting her results for coronavirus. My wife may be quarantined now.
     
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  40. milquetoast

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    On a standard fare? Asking for myself. Had tickets for the Euro, flying to London on Delta and I'm afraid to get stuck with a worthless ticket.
     
  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    Didn't swine flu originated in Mexico and or America,?
     
  42. DeToxRox

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    Yup.
     
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  43. shaolin5

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  44. NYGator

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    So I used to be the President of my local soccer club and I am currently the VP of Travel and a team manager for my sons team. At my encouragement I had our Director of Coaching send out an email inviting all of the older travel kids 12-18 to a ZOOM meeting training session. They had 67 kids on video chat. Pretty impressed, because there was literally 4 hours notice.
     
  45. DeToxRox

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    Flight was April 17. I have travel insurance through Seven Corners, but I decided to try my luck directly with Delta. Hotel is a different story. Will probably need to try my luck on a claim there.
     
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  46. Henry Blake

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    The virus is very contagious and your other daughter and wife are at heightened risk due to pre-existing illnesses.
     
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  47. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    zoom is the shit. one of my favorite pieces of software i've ever used
     
  48. Tarpon Nole

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    Holy shit +529 cases

    Overtook SK
     
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