CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Lyrtch

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    everyone who watches the livestream of cases coming in should be treated for self harm
     
  2. pperc

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    What I’m saying is that using the excuse of existing community spread to stop isn’t justified when test results alter treatment decisions
     
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  3. Schadenfred

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    The paranoid conspiracist in me wonders if Trumps is happy to see covid-19 get out of control because those hit hardest will be metropolitan areas. And metropolitan areas tend to be Democratic strongholds. While the Republican's core demographic of Boomers and Silents will suffer the most fatalities, I still think any devastation will more greatly harm Democratic territories over those areas with built-in isolationism within the vast Trumpland.

    And then the sane version of me realizes that Trump obviously has no grand plan other than worrying about his image and building his ego.
     
  4. Aaron Hernandez

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    Fuck... it was just a lag in reporting. Starting to see scary increase in deaths.
     
  5. zeberdee

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    right wing media has really done a good job making this about whether we call it the china virus and not the failure of this administration.

    it’s scary how effective they can be.
     
  6. Tarpon Nole

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    Thank you Uncle lyrtch. Always at the forefront of everything
     
  7. pperc

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    Squirrel!
     
  8. Lyrtch

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    yw

    gotta look out for the boards mental health
     
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  9. bertwing

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    Stress.

    go rub one out and come back ready to go in 6 minutes
     
  10. Lawnole23

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    Newest theory is that the Spanish flu also originated in China and came with laborers who came to North America and Europe.
     
  11. DeToxRox

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    I would need a nap tbh
     
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  12. Tarpon Nole

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    You're right. Checking a constantly updated, easy to ready site is worse than the guy with 47k posts on a message board
     
  13. DirtBall

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    6 minutes? What is this? Amateur hour?
     
  14. shawnoc

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    I can’t tell whether you think that’s short or long, btw.
     
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  15. Lyrtch

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    oh you were actually upset at my joke

    carry on then
     
  16. dallasdawg

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    he must have meant rub 3 out
     
  17. CUAngler

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    I'm still searching for a corner of the internet that is much better. Not much encouragement out there tbh.
     
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  18. WU36

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    You have to be seriously deluded to think it is right wing media that is making use of the term "Chinese virus" a controversy. Come on.
     
  19. Lyrtch

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    it all is to a degree after you're up to speed

    but watching a ticker of cases and deaths in real time isn't really educating you on anything you're just making your brain fire off anxiety fuel
     
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  20. The B1G Kucktis

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    Are you new here?
     
  21. two

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    128 posts in 11 years is pretty impressive
     
  22. fucktx

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    hell yeah “new guy”
     
  23. devine

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    Not me because i don’t have any friends, but what are they saying about house gatherings? Limit it to 10 or less people? I need to know how mad to get at people this weekend when I see gatherings
     
  24. blotter

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    This clip will be in virtual school books in 20 years
     
  25. aisle seven

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    Brady Sluder :laugh:
     
  26. Josey Wales

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    So transparent and predictable. All few of us chatted about it a couple nights ago.

    The desire for his very low IQ and easily offended base to rage about PC arguments instead of question his outright lies is strong.
     
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  27. Degausser

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    I can't even check this thread all that much because of the anxiety it causes. Fuck watching a counter of all the new confirmed cases and deaths.
     
  28. IanBoyd

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  29. WU36

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    Been around since the original split from the rivals mainboard.
     
  30. Bo Pelinis

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    Fortunately, thanks to the recent advent of antiviral medication and the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler, Clevon was able to make a full recovery from Covid-19.
     
  31. Nole0515

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    All it is come up with a talking point and make sure all your host hammer it time and again
     
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  32. Jax Teller

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    I'm actually not mad at his idea. If what he posted on Twitter is the real plan. Each US household under $200k gets a debit card with $1k for food, necessities, $1k for health related goods and services and $300 for things like gas, utilities. Have to spend it in 30 days though. And after 30 days if another round is needed they do it again. Seems like a good idea although I'm sure this administration would fuck it up or corrupt it.
     
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  33. devine

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    Laughed so hard at the idiot part
     
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  34. Bo Pelinis

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    Or just give people cash because they know what they need the most.
     
  35. Jax Teller

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    I mean that's my preference as well. Just I was shocked that it seemed like a well meaning idea considering the source.
     
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  36. bro

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    how do you enforce what is and is not a "health related good and service"
     
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  37. Bo Pelinis

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    Honestly, I don't know where this need to be paternalistic comes from. Why does money have to come with strings. Just give it to people and trust that most will use it responsibly.
     
  38. cutig

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    Especially if it needs to be quick. Cut checks and let people use it. Tracking money in categories is absurd right now
     
  39. fucktx

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    it’s 10 people in general
     
  40. Weedlord420

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    hey shark infested rental company, can I pay a portion of my rent on this gift card?
     
  41. Vince Benedict

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    Isn't it already done with SNAP and WIC cards?

    Genuine question, I've been fortunate enough to have never had to worry about the answer.
     
  42. GGCD

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    Unfortunately, because of lack of available testing, deaths are perhaps the best method we have available at our disposal for tracking the course of the virus and projecting its spread.

    To give you an idea of what up against, deaths every day over the last week:
    Thursday: 3
    Friday: 8
    Saturday: 8
    Sunday: 11
    Monday: 18
    Tuesday: 23
    Today, with about 7 hours left of reporting: 41

    Hopefully today is a bit of an outlier. We were already looking at these numbers growing to about 1000 deaths every day by April 1. We should have a better idea of what we're up against in about a week when the data starts becoming more reliable.
     
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  43. shaolin5

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  44. shaolin5

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  45. RavenNole

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    they just won’t do it. The state needs to step in but desantis seems to be afraid to close businesses.
     
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  46. Tobias

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    got cabin fever so went and built a fire pit

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  47. cutig

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  48. Truman

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    Did the gov get stake in the auto industry in 2008 like he infers ?
     
  49. citrodong

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    Almost exactly 24 hours ago we had our 100th death and we just hit 150.