CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. AptosDuck

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    I'm sniffing glue

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  2. DUCKMOUTH

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    yep. I don’t have much choice during the day because my work is insane now(happy to be employed though), but I’m already planning lots of outside activities in the early evening and weekend. JuSt family walks, etc. not taking them to large public places
     
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  3. shawnoc

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    Amphetamines are next, right?
     
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  4. Joe_Pesci

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    Hey dont be talking shit about amphetamines
     
  5. AptosDuck

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  6. pperc

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  7. Aaron Hernandez

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    Honestly I feel like they’re overstating the strength of the USF community.
     
  8. GordoBombay

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    A coworker of mine who is an absolute twat, " Yeah, but has anyone seen the Dr. Drew video I posted to the facebook? It's all being blown out of proportion!"
     
  9. Lyrtch

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    tv doctors like drew/oz have a huge hand in our overall societal stupidity
     
  10. pperc

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  11. Drown ‘Em

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  12. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Was told my work would be closed when the government “physically” makes them. I went off on my manager about how this isn’t being taken serious and lives, including my high risk wife and unborn child, are being laughed about. I was told I could take my pto and then stay home if I choose but work from home from my group would never be an option. So I have to keep trying to either get fired or wait to get laid off.
     
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  13. Hoss Bonaventure

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  14. ned's head

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  16. bertwing

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    I’ve got some pretty terrible diarrhea rn. Not sure if corona or from eating a pound of beef jerky and like 35 fruit roll ups yesterday
     
  17. pperc

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  18. London Humphreys

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    If 50 people died today and mortality is 1% then 5000 people got sick 20 days ago.
     
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  19. DeToxRox

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  20. blotter

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  21. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    On a plus note, I have this thing on my knee that’s gotten worse and could be staph so I may end up having to go to the dr (virtually or going to the on-site nurse tomorrow at work) and may finally get to quarantine myself. #blessed
     
  22. Drown ‘Em

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    Having read a little about the Spanish flu recently, the evidence is inconclusive about where it originated. But, despite the name, none of the main theories I read are that it actually originated in Spain. So....
     
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  23. dome foam

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    Yep. We are going to lose a ton of medical professionals.

    My buddy is a cardio dr at Columbia. Two of his colleagues already got it.
     
  24. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    godspeed....
     
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  25. Gaknight

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    I don’t live in Denver. Why was I tagged?
     
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  26. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Currently watching Contagion. Pray for me
     
  27. pperc

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    Just leaving this here
     
  28. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    My hospital is cancelling all elective surgeries and procedures finally. Going to cost us upwards of 5 million
     
  29. 941Gator

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    meant to tag 09knight due to brewery talk
     
  30. chuckmasterflex

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    They busy scamming
     
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  31. Weedlord420

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    ...... christ
     
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  33. bertwing

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    lmao
     
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  34. DeToxRox

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    Me to my wife: So how many times did you just cum? Once? Twice? Three times?

    Her:
     
  35. Fargin'

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    Where are you, we haven't done this yet? I'm waiting for it though.
     
  36. Gaknight

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    Sounds like he went to one of their football games
     
  37. theregionsitter

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    I went and bought a bunch of Hoof Hearted brewery’s finest tonight on carry out #doingmypart
     
  38. NYGator

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  39. Lorne Malvo

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    I need video of this.
     
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  40. Kevintensity

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    You know what they say, if you've got two Corona virus task forces, you've really got none
     
  41. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Is it possible that the second team is a competent group of people?
     
  42. DrTomOsbourne

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    My dad is a foreman for a large water treatment plant. They are assembling teams to work two weeks at a time. Nobody in, nobody out. He's a year from retirement and hoping the pay is worth it.
     
  43. CF3234

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    Where you find it?
     
  44. dallasdawg

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    someone get this guy some more acid
     
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  45. dallasdawg

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    it’s on netflix
     
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  46. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Soon as we all get through this, the world needs to unite and kick Russia's dick in
     
  47. NYGator

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  48. GoS

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    there are legit reasons why no one takes gen z serious at this juncture. I have 2 gen z kids (younger than college at 15 and 13yo) and I had to practically scream bloody fucking murder to get them to take this shit seriously

    kids are dumb as fuck

    You dont begin to mature until you finish college in most cases.
     
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