Golf Thread 2.0 - Jon Rahm sucks

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    If the Masters is in jeopardy this year, they should just replace it with the Allister McKenzie Invitational at Royal Melbourne in December and consider it a major.

    I'm sure RM and ANGC could work out some reciprocity agreement.
     
  2. mal630

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    My club is now closed. You can walk but no carts or pins. We have EZ locator so they can download app to see where the holes are. I don’t know about your areas but our gyms, bars and restaurants are closed by the county so we are following suit. No employees on site. Not naive enough to think most of us don’t have this virus, but multiple members have tested positive and were using the club this weekend.

    You don’t want to get in the way of members walking, but offering too many services seems irresponsible in our area with closures in all other facets.
     
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  3. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I'm not good enough for pin location to matter.
     
  4. poor paul

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    We are closed pretty much everywhere.

    I watched like 3.5 hours of Strapped by the NLU guys today.
     
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    All of your restaurants are closed?!

    Ours are just limited to offering either drive thru or carry out only.
     
  6. mal630

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    Nice ones closed, carry out allowed though and some doing that. Obviously fast food still operating.
     
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    Uber Eats has been coming in clutch for me with their $0 delivery fees due to the virus.
     
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  8. mal630

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    Ive got buddies in Nashville suburbs. They haven’t closed bars or restaurants at all in the county. One one hand they have members looking for reduced dues due to work difficulties on the other hand they have 100 tee times booked for Saturday. The variance between places a few hours away is wild.
     
  9. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Any of you guys members of clubcorp?
     
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  10. Bert Handsome

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    I'm just uneasy about some stranger handling my food and transport in a car that has been bussing people around
     
  11. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK You wanna know what I been down , DONT BOTHER ME
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  12. dome foam

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    Bad news: my club’s team match play 3 day tourney is cancelled.

    Good news: you can come walk the course still.
     
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  13. Bert Handsome

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  14. poor paul

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    hitting balls in my back yard (12' net) is actually such a help to my isolation.
     
  15. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Been pitching back and forth in my backyard a lot the last couple of days. But that’s not too unusual for me...
     
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    Yeah if you let that bother you then UE isn't for you
     
  17. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    The risk isn’t that high if the food is packaged.
     
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  18. RalfBully

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    Really need the weather to warm up a bit in Michigan and not rain when it does. Our course opened last Thursday for a day and then again yesterday. Sat is a high of fucking 37 though. Same as what others have said.

    • Elevated cups so no one touches the flag
    • Limited carts and even then only one person per cart unless an immediate family member
    • Proshop closed.
    • Bag staff will get your bag one time and then you need to keep it until this is over
    • Practice range is limited to give 6' of space between each person
     
  19. Bert Handsome

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    I use it a ton otherwise but just haven't been since this escalated.
     
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  20. MODEVIL

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    I've read about a couple courses locally doing the elevated cups.....I assume Jigga will get his first 1 this way and we'll have to break it to him that it doesn't count.
     
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  21. Jigga

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    Don’t go all Ty Webb on me
     
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    My course just said that all flag sticks are to remain in at all times. They also took all rakes out of the bunkers.
     
  23. Ty Webb

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    Jigga please

    I would love if this became permanent
     
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  24. Bert Handsome

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  25. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Courses at my club are booming. It's kind of miserable.
     
  26. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK You wanna know what I been down , DONT BOTHER ME
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    My course is busy , can’t get the times I want .
     
  27. Bert Handsome

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    Interesting reaction by Fried Egg with Shackelford that golf courses should be looking for ways to capitalize on this and make a more sustainable way for golf forward.

    Cliffs - cutting maintenance budgets could be a good thing

    - courses should be looking to fill the void left by people not going to the gym for an hour. 4-6 hole loops for example
     
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  28. roggins

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    My course had already canceled the member tournament and just recently canceled the invitational that they hold yearly. Augusta better get their shit together or I may move on.
     
  29. poor paul

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    hit 100 full swings and 50 chips in the back yard this afternoon.

    just the best therapy during isolation.
     
  30. hudson

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    Just take a cart you say.
     
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    There's still some workers around so they would recognize whether you were a member or not but if you're feeling lucky, go for it!
     
  32. Bert Handsome

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    I'm going to win



    Rory, Hatton, Sneds
     
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  33. undrtow

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    Tiger, Hoge, Louis... routine par
     
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  34. Jigga

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    Spieth with my drive

    I lost
     
  35. Boom TittyMilk

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    DJ to Stenson to webb simpson.

    Combo of DJ driving power to Stensons Ball striking should hopefully give simpson a tap in for the jacket
     
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  36. JC

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    Reavie, Koepka, and Clark...I don’t think that combo is going to get it done.
     
  37. mal630

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    Ive got the same
     
  38. REGGNECK

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    DJ , Long , Clark .. who knows .. probably bogey
     
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    I wouldn't bet on my team.
     
  40. HatterasJack

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    Reavie, Morikawa, and Kang...tap in for double.
     
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    That's easily the best chance of anyone's teams so far
     
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  42. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Hoping to not miss out on 2nd place with a bogey or worse
     
  43. undrtow

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    Not if Kang is keeping score
     
  44. undrtow

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    What year?
     
  45. Whammy Business

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    Watson, Hatton, Horschel.

    Tell me how I did.
     
  46. CUAngler

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    Speith, honest Abe, GMac.

    Hopefully Abe's punch out game is #elite
     
  47. poor paul

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    sorry you did not win the masters.
     
  48. undrtow

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  49. mal630

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    86
     
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  50. poor paul

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    yeah, you probably won the masters.