CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. xec

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    It gittin personal now.
     
  2. Daniel Ocean

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    your face is 99.99999998764% inconsequential.
     
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  3. afb

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    (42,663-34,276)/34,276 = 24.47% increase
    (52,976-42,663)/42,663 = 24.17% increase
     
  4. xec

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    My grocery is much more direct: “ you can only have one of those. Sorry. “ as the cashier takes my 2nd and tosses it into a box.
     
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  5. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Sure but you compared the difference of the rates. 24.17 is about 1% less than 24.47

    anyways I don’t want to start a math tangent I’m just being pedantic
     
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  6. Corch

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    That's not what you told me when you called me earlier
     
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  7. afb

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    ohhhh I gotcha

    ya, im just doing the difference in the rates not the % of the rate change
     
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  8. Daniel Ocean

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    that was about your butt.
     
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  9. AptosDuck

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  10. dathalfnukkahd

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    So the government is going to give me some money?
     
  11. Name P. Redacted

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    They’re called trump bucks
     
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  12. AptosDuck

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  13. afb

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    im seeing the senate & white house reached a deal but nothing about the house approving it so why are they running a story saying it's done?
     
  14. Daniel Ocean

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  15. Corch

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    No one in their right mind in the House is going to get in the way of a bipartisan bill that's going to help people quickly in a situation like this.
     
  16. afb

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    fair, i'd rather they just wait until it has actually gone through the process to leave congress before reporting it as done
     
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  17. jorge

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    Theres was a decrease in net new cases, but I think it’s a reporting error. New York usually drops a late night batch of test results. Tonight those briefly appeared on all the trackers pushing us up close to 11k new cases, but then those results disappeared from the trackers. I expect to see a very large increase tomorrow around noon.
     
  18. afb

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    that's possible, but as I stated before I keep using that guy's numbers so I have constant reliable source of data instead of various sources with different numbers
     
  19. Eathan Edwards

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    No other way to put it - the hospitality industry is getting demolished right now.

    The waterfall effect is going to take a long time to fix/recoup.
     
  20. BP

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    Theyre guessing this is it
    Under the plan as it was being negotiated, individuals who earn $75,000 in adjusted gross income or less would get direct payments of $1,200 each, with married couples earning up to $150,000 receiving $2,400 -- and an additional $500 per each child. The payment would scale down by income, phasing out entirely at $99,000 for singles and $198,000 for couples without children.

    https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/25/politics/stimulus-senate-action-coronavirus/index.html
     
  21. WhiskeyDelta

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    Any word on how these checks are being sent out? I've moved twice since 2018 tax season
     
  22. BP

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    Sounds like they dont need the money
     
  23. Jean-Ralphio

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    Thats from 2 weeks ago. also 1000 dkk is closer to 200$ just for people keeping score at home.
     
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  25. billdozer

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    The main point is to help those who lose their jobs or have reduced pay, not those who's jobs continue on.
     
  26. billdozer

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    Direct deposit if that's how you've gotten tax returns before.
     
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  27. fsutony

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    So if you are a stay at home dad that just got divorced and didn’t file taxes then no money? Nice
     
  28. southlick

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  29. DeToxRox

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    UFC is now testing fighters for Corona scheduled for upcoming cards to ensure these fights can occur. Fuck them.
     
  30. indeed

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  31. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    With all the arguing over the past few pages, I just want to make sure we’re all still in agreement. We all acknowledge that no matter how many people die from this, trumpers, TH, pokes, and other dipshits are never going to say that this pandemic was as bad as advertised or that we should have done more, correct?
     
  32. Redav

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    I'm old enough to remember when this number was scoffed at like a week ago.
     
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  33. DeToxRox

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    This is one hell of a response

     
  34. Bruce Bowen

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    Go ahead and off yourself Dean. Help us pump those numbers up.
     
  35. RavenNole

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    yeah I’m not nitpicking. It says that’s what we need. It doesn’t say that’s actually happening. You have framed your entire hypothesis on how the coronavirus will be dealt with based on misreading one sentence of one news article.
     
  36. 49ers169

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    Agreed if my wife and I had received the double $6k ($1.5k per person for two months) we said we would give it people who have lost their jobs or directly spend it into the economy.

    Both of our jobs are intact now. Mine is safe, with no bonuses and likely pay freezes, but I wouldn’t be shocked if her company furloughed/laid off workers over the next month.

    If that were to happen we are in better shape with emergency fund. The issue is you pass the bill now and it is limited. What if you have two people making $200k combined and one person loses their job in the next month.

    They won’t get money they need desperately which is the underlying issue (although I know this gets reconciled in 2020). Also one month of stimulus is pretty weak.

    Also is this essentially a loan or no impact unless you exceed the income limitations? I know a few small business owners who aren’t taking the stimulus for the small business as it is a loan and their margins are thin enough.
     
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  37. Bruce Bowen

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    Capital of Philippines pre-shutdown and post.
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  38. RavenNole

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    Is the $500 billions handouts to corporations or are some of it loans? Can the government get an equity stake in companies? People forget that the government made money on the bank bailout. It’s not really comparing apples to apples.
     
  39. Josey Wales

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    See how a population with guns coming out their ears reacts to this. Scary as fuck.
     
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  40. Illinihockey

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    this is going to start happening in a lot of pro sports leagues I suspect. Play behind closed doors, test players
     
  41. Champ

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    Day 5 without drinking. Can’t sleep, my body’s itching and I’ve been yelling at my cats for 2 days. I’m off to get bourbon.
     
  42. Irush

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    Hill Farm withdrawal is a real thing. I can relate
     
  43. The Banks

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    Testing every player, coach, support staff, and official daily when people are dying because there is a shortage of tests is crazy.
     
  44. indeed

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  45. theregionsitter

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    I haven’t had a drink since Saturday, have only left the house to go on walks. Daddy’s getting into a bottle tonight
     
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