CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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  2. RavenNole

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    what do they consider corona virus related expenses though. Need to see the fine print. Is stocking up on food counting? Other supplies? Would want to know more but that’s intriguing.
     
  3. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Private ventilators. Mass grave digging equipment etc
     
  4. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  5. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Yeah it helps but not much and I’m certain places less than others. It’s a joke.
     
  7. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    For those of you with kids at home.
     
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  8. NYGator

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  9. Redav

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    Thank you President T! I needed this.
     
  10. Degausser

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    Folks at the end of my cul-de-sac run a taco truck. They currently have it set up in front of their house and it looks like half the neighborhood walked over and is lined up for it right now. Pretty cool community idea, assuming social distancing is being followed.
     
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  11. RavenNole

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  12. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  13. NYGator

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    Section 2202. Special rules for use of retirement funds
    Consistent with previous disaster-related relief, the provision waives the 10-percent early withdrawal penalty for distributions up to $100,000 from qualified retirement accounts for coronavirus-related purposes made on or after January 1, 2020. In addition, income attributable to such distributions would be subject to tax over three years, and the taxpayer may recontribute the funds to an eligible retirement plan within three years without regard to that year’s cap on contributions. Further, the provision provides flexibility for loans from certain retirement plans for coronavirus-related relief.
    A coronavirus-related distribution is a one made to an individual: (1) who is diagnosed with COVID-19, (2) whose spouse or dependent is diagnosed with COVID-19, or (3)

    who experiences adverse financial consequences as a result of being quarantined, furloughed, laid off, having work hours reduced, being unable to work due to lack of child care due to COVID-19, closing or reducing hours of a business owned or operated by the individual due to COVID-19, or other factors as determined by the Treasury Secretary.
     
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  14. Kevintensity

    Kevintensity Poster/Posting Game Coordinator
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    They brought a coffee truck in yesterday morning, was a nice little pick me up to start the day. Or maybe it was 2 days ago, idk
     
  15. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Please just die already
     
  16. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  17. IanBoyd

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    That's not even how you properly Rube Goldberg god damn it, a baby is not a controlled variable
     
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  18. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    I know there are people with anxiety that can’t handle this thread and I respect that. I am not sure what I would do with my time without it. I love you all until whenever CFB returns, and then I’ll get off to your pain when your team loses a heartbreaker.
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    well we do have fun here
     
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  20. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  21. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  22. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    Go pick out twenty random Ben Shapiro tweets to read and you’ll be caught up
     
  23. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Our leader is cute too!
     
  24. NYGator

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    I liked when he said he will be there. I wonder if he still goes when he loses.
     
  25. Bo Pelinis

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    I talked to the people from the Farmer's Alamanac and everything
     
  26. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
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    Your leader probably wont help you unless you say he’s cute.
     
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  27. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  28. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    I mean in theory, I’m all about this. It just sucks we can’t have MAGA zones with MAGA doctors and such. I would feel much better about the entire endeavor.
     
  29. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Maybe not your baby
     
  30. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Said anyone who takes about equal rights in 2020 is pandering.

    Didn't like Whne it was summarized different


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  31. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    What if we just say fuck it, and make the Smokies a Trump voter sanctuary. Let them have shantytowns all over the Park. Make Seiverville the Capital city. Their economy can run off Marlboro Miles and they can do all the work they want in a communal setting. We roll back through in a year and see what’s left.
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    why is it so hard for you guys to screenshot the crazy for those of us that don’t live on here?
     
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  33. FriendsofJtyler

    FriendsofJtyler I strenuously object
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    Mnuchin desperately needs a tailor. Is he serious with those jacket rolls?
     
  34. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    Don’t got time for that. I only have mere seconds to grab a link as it is, what with it being NFL Draft Twitter season.
     
  35. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  36. Lyrtch

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  37. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    landlords first in line
     
  38. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    They make you wait a month for a table so why not a few months for rent?
     
  39. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    that wait gives you some time to start reading the prelude in their odyssey of a menu
     
  40. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  41. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    Their owner put 250 mil into the AAF. Has to stop paying full time employees though.
     
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  42. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  43. Fuck this

    Fuck this Oh Hey
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  44. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    Another reason why fine Americans ignore the nhl
     
  45. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    Don’t you dare.
     
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  46. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    I mean god damn you guys are fucked.
     
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  47. C A N E

    C A N E Let justice be done though the heavens fall
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    Imagine living 15 minutes from it.

    it does house Zaza which is great for an early morning SEC croissant and coffee.

    bathrooms will have one toilet and two urinals like we’re caveman
     
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  48. One Two

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    Fuck
     
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  49. Emma

    Emma
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    Everything is always about him
     
  50. Sean Connery

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