Emily Ratajkowski Thread - Who Are We Kidding, You Knew It Was Happening...

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  1. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    do you even Target, bro? :zoidberg:
     
    #2551 Zebbie, Mar 31, 2020
  2. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    #2552 blind dog, Mar 31, 2020
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  3. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    wait till you find out about boxes
     
    #2553 Daniel Ocean, Mar 31, 2020
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  4. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I don’t drink
     
    #2554 Shawn Hunter, Mar 31, 2020
  5. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Already knew about that
     
    #2555 Shawn Hunter, Mar 31, 2020
  6. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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    #2556 dahldennsull, Apr 1, 2020
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  7. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    Shawn doesn’t know who the Fat Jewish is?
     
    #2557 Nelson, Apr 1, 2020
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  8. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    That's pretty commendable, actually .
     
    #2558 Truman, Apr 1, 2020
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  9. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    Blind squirrel finding a nut and such

    I always thought he was gay?
     
    #2559 Nug, Apr 1, 2020
  10. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    I really dont know much about him, besides he seems like an annoying IG douche. And also apparently steals jokes?
     
    #2560 Truman, Apr 1, 2020
  11. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I’d literally never heard of him or anything pertaining to his wine business until yesterday
     
    #2561 Shawn Hunter, Apr 1, 2020
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  12. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    neither do I
     
    #2562 Daniel Ocean, Apr 1, 2020
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  13. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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    #2563 IanBoyd, Apr 4, 2020
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  14. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    There’s something about that ab line
     
    #2564 Name P. Redacted, Apr 4, 2020
  15. cyclist

    cyclist King of the Mountains
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    #2565 cyclist, May 10, 2020
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  16. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Perfect
     
    #2566 Bruce Wayne, May 10, 2020
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  17. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    :banderas:
     
    #2567 Shawn Hunter, May 10, 2020
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  18. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Name of the magazine checks out
     
    #2568 DirtBall, May 10, 2020
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  19. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    #2569 fucktx, Jun 14, 2020
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  20. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    based
     
    #2570 Lyrtch, Jun 14, 2020
  21. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Shoot your shot, bruh

     
    #2571 Where Eagles Dare, Jun 14, 2020
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  22. smeegsgreen

    smeegsgreen Big fan of Koalas
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    #2572 smeegsgreen, Jun 14, 2020
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  23. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    #2573 IvanTheTerrible, Aug 23, 2020
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  24. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    If it were like darts you’d get 10 trillion points for hitting that spot
     
    #2574 Nelson, Aug 23, 2020
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  25. poetictrojan

    poetictrojan Well-Known Member
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    To be the guy that gets to take that photo...
     
    #2575 poetictrojan, Aug 23, 2020
  26. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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    #2576 IanBoyd, Aug 26, 2020
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  27. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    #2577 Bulworth, Sep 16, 2020
  28. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    #2578 Where Eagles Dare, Sep 16, 2020
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  29. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I honestly think he should be banned from any and all threads about women.
     
    #2579 Daniel Ocean, Sep 16, 2020
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  30. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Or just any potential interaction with women
     
    #2580 Where Eagles Dare, Sep 16, 2020
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  31. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    well I know I am a god on here unfortunately my power doesn’t reach that far.
     
    #2581 Daniel Ocean, Sep 16, 2020
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  32. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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    Should have been banned a long time ago.

     
    #2582 IanBoyd, Sep 16, 2020
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  33. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    Yeah a bunch of us have pointed his creepy as posts.
     
    #2583 Wicked, Sep 16, 2020
  34. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    [​IMG]
     
    #2584 Bulworth, Sep 16, 2020
  35. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    #2585 dblplay1212, Oct 26, 2020
  36. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Yikes
     
    #2586 BuckeyeRiot, Oct 26, 2020
  37. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    EmRat AND Duff?!? Fuck
     
    #2587 1, Oct 26, 2020
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  38. Gambler

    Gambler Hog Fan
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    Don't want to know the gender until the kid is 18? Holy fuck. This planet needs a huge meteorite.
     
    #2588 Gambler, Oct 26, 2020
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  39. pperc

    pperc Well-Known Member
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    Did you read the article or just the sensational quote out of context?
     
    #2589 pperc, Oct 26, 2020
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  40. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    I mean... that's true, but this is very far down the list of reasons why

    Getting offended by stuff like this is more cringeworthy to me.
     
    #2590 spagett, Oct 26, 2020
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  41. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Psh, lib
     
    #2591 spagett, Oct 26, 2020
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  42. pperc

    pperc Well-Known Member
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    Agreed and it’s not even relevant. What she goes on to say is beautiful and rings true for any parent
     
    #2592 pperc, Oct 26, 2020
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  43. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    I'm on board with not forcing a kid to act a certain way

    Now it is going to be kind of funny when they force the kid to be a vegan
     
    #2593 spagett, Oct 26, 2020
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  44. pperc

    pperc Well-Known Member
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    Lol at getting a toddler to eat what you tell them to... ugh, I have a 3 year old
     
    #2594 pperc, Oct 26, 2020
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  45. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    mine’s 4 - luckily he’s not near as picky of an eater as some friends’ kids are, but he has his moments
     
    #2595 Zebbie, Oct 26, 2020
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  46. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Jesus Christ mine acts like she’s starving until I put a plate in front of her, then it’s 2 bites and “I’m full”
     
    #2596 Bruce Wayne, Oct 27, 2020
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  47. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    #2597 IvanTheTerrible, Oct 27, 2020
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  48. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Would still bang
     
    #2598 Shawn Hunter, Oct 27, 2020
  49. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    well I found my new fetish.
     
    #2599 Daniel Ocean, Oct 27, 2020
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  50. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Yep. Every morning I wake up thinking my kid will have turned into a chicken nugget.
     
    #2600 dblplay1212, Oct 27, 2020
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