CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    If you have an emergency at home you need to be able to fix it.
     
  2. indeed

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    Cliffs: 2021

     
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  3. Killy Me Please

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    Dying from Covid19 to own the libs.

     
  4. Mister Me Too

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    Buying lumber to board up my house so my neighbors can’t steal my stash.

    Buying lumber to build an elevated shooting post so I can shoot hungry neighbors who stare at my house.
     
  5. Doc Louis

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    Because you'll need cleaning supplies and to rent a carpet shampooer when the shit hits the fan.
     
  6. RowdyBurns

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    Lol
    No
     
  7. ned's head

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  8. Daniel Ocean

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    we won’t have sports the rest of the year
     
  9. Blu Tang Clan

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    Expound
     
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  10. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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  11. Daniel Ocean

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    Seems about right
     
  12. RowdyBurns

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    :yaoface:
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

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    Okay.
     
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  14. Blu Tang Clan

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    Use your words. Why do you think this is laughable?
     
  15. RowdyBurns

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    MLB will be playing in July. I’ll be sure to bump this when it happens
     
  16. Blu Tang Clan

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    Yeah, I wouldn’t count on that. We have probably two more months (April and May) of mostly shelter in place. After that, it’ll be a slow blue-screen reboot of social gatherings, starting with movie theaters, restaurants and bars and slowly moving toward shopping centers and malls. Games in stadiums with people are further down the road.

    As for games without fans? You have to quarantine each team, each team’s coaching staff, each team’s support staff, umpires, media, television crew, stadium personnel, hotel employees, etc. If someone in that group gets it, jig is up. Not to mention states (California being one) that won’t allow such events to happen. There are a shit-ton of logistical hurdles that need to be cleared. I would just assume no sports for 2020 and be pleasantly surprised if that timetable is accelerated.
     
  17. Josey Wales

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    If I was gonna go “lol you guys are wrong” I’d gamble on football, not baseball in July.

    The fucking NBA is looking toward canceling their season rather than playing this summer, and they could’ve jumped quickly into playoffs. Very doubtful the mlb starts up by July.
     
  18. Daniel Ocean

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    you think this will be done in May so they have time for spring training to be playing in July?
     
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  19. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  20. texasraider

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    no fucking chance
     
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  21. afb

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  22. Blu Tang Clan

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    Football might start up earlier than baseball only because its season starts later. Multiply what I said by 3 or 4 and that’s what football’s facing.
     
  23. BellottiBold

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    Or, you know, not
     
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  24. bertwing

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    One of the teachers in my kids school posed this question as an assignment in one of my kids classes and got absolutely torched by a comedian on Facebook over the weekend

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  25. ARCO

    ARCO I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt
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    Hey guys an update, and probably not the thread for it, but she just passed away a couple of hours ago. Here is a photo of us from more normal times about two month ago. Once again FUCK cancer, and fuck Covid-19. Hold your loved ones close. Life is too short.
     
  26. billdozer

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    Sorry for your loss, and I agree, fuck cancer.
     
  27. Blu Tang Clan

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    I’m sorry, man.
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

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    damn sorry for your loss. May she Rest In Peace.
     
  29. lfriend

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    Cancer sucks man. Sorry for your loss.
     
  30. BellottiBold

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    Should lose their job immediately
     
  31. Beeds07

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  32. Taffy

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    Sorry for your loss
     
  33. Beeds07

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    Sorry man
     
  34. superfly0212

    superfly0212 Where are my testicles, Summer?
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  35. Redav

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    I'm so sorry man. I wish there was something we could do to help you
     
  36. Redav

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    Jesus we had 1500+ deaths yesterday
     
  37. BudKilmer

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  38. BudKilmer

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  39. 941Gator

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    We should do a reverse big black penis guy joke....Make him the cover to the actual link/header but make the Washington post article the actual destination. “See Photo’s of this Man’s Ex-Wife Click Here.”

    send it to your trump supporters
     
  40. bertwing

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    Sorry bro. Nothing we can do or say will make things much better, but you were able to be by her side through it all... and I’m sure that gave her a lot of peace. Let us know if there’s anything we can do for you.
     
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  41. BlazingRebel

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  42. BudKilmer

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  43. Mister Me Too

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    Sorry for your loss, cancer fucking sucks.
     
  44. shawnoc

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    I have but I’m chalking it up to two things:
    I’m getting more sleep now that I don’t have to wake up at 5:30.
    I actually remember my dreams more often since I’m not setting an alarm anymore.
     
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  45. HotMic

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    T? T....time to leave coronavirus?
     
  46. Fargin'

    Fargin' 50% soulless
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    Where are you getting your numbers from?
     
  47. Tobias

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    was out scouting railroad locations for bertstare to lay down on and catching up on things but hopefully people mentioned that donny thought vince died during a wwe exploding limo stunt.

    that guy is routinely outsmarting bert it’s quite dark