MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Shiggityshwo

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    man that LAFC/Philly extravaganza feels like so long ago now :(
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    You CANNOT convince me they aren’t bugging my phone:



     
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  3. DirtBall

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    But guys srsly, Pulido posts like 5+ hours of workout vids on Instagram live a day.
     
  4. DirtBall

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    Not that I’m thirsting after that at all...
     
  5. DirtBall

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    But he does wear realllly short shorts
     
  6. DirtBall

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    As we all know MLS offices are in New York, bet the majority of the staff has it.



     
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    SugarShaun why isnt there a 30 for 30 “#SavedTheCrew” yet? You need to get on it.
     
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  8. SugarShaun

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    This is a good question
     
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    Couple no doubters here:

     
  10. SugarShaun

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    I didn’t see Federico Higuaín or Alejandro Moreno. It’s early in his career but I think Lucas Zelarayán should also be on there
     
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  11. Shiggityshwo

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    Zlatan debut's on FS1 right now, just starting to warm up
     
  12. CoastalOrange

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    Would absolutely watch this.
     
  13. Rootgers

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    Judging by attendance before and after "save the crew" it has to be up there with the Sonic the Hedgehog movie in terms of big online campaigns that nobody actually cares about.
     
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    Gotta hope the downtown stadium changes that. Hate we lose the history of Mapfre. 1st soccer specific stadium in MLS. Dos a Cero. Flaming scoreboard midmatch. But I bet they pack the new stadium.
     
  15. DirtBall

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    I’m already pissed at Carr and Gass for talking too much.

     
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    They really put MLS legend Jimmy Conrad behind some David guy? And on the same level of that Josmer kid? For shame

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  19. Rootgers

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    Kearney is Soccertown, USA

    NJ is Soccerstate, USA

    Fight me
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    That’s cool. Be a soccer town, I’d prefer to be a soccer CAPITAL.

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  21. DirtBall

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    If a building says it, it has to be true imo.
     
  22. DirtBall

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    That doc falls very flat. It’s a shame. Get the 30 for 30 crew to do one instead.
     
  23. xec

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    Robbie was good people during his time here. Looks like he still is.
     
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    I bet it was Phang

     
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    Silicon Valley we won’t lose in the digital realm
     
  27. Arrec Bardwin

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    I guess we will have to call ourselves the Soccer Mecca
     
  28. DirtBall

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    :smug: won 3-0, 3-0, 3-2

     
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    Happy birthday to the absolute legend himself:

     
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  31. Rootgers

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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
  32. DirtBall

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    So 4 LA Galaxy matches.....cool espn

     
  33. SugarShaun

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    Show the Galaxy in the 2008 cup you cowards
     
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    DonG’s looking to restart 4th of July weekend. So if they start playoffs in Nov that leaves 4 months, and let’s say they squeeze in 6 matches a month. That leaves 24 matches left in the regular season. Sit back and listen to Dirt save MLS.

    Each conference is split into 2 divisions:

    Pacific:
    LAFC
    LAG
    SJ
    PTFC
    SEA
    VAN
    RSL

    Fly Over:
    COL
    SKC
    MINN
    FCD
    HOU
    NASH

    Colonies:
    NYRB
    NYC
    PHI
    NER
    DCU
    CC

    Leftovers:
    MIA
    CHI
    FCC
    ATL
    ORL
    TFC
    MON

    So then kind of go NFL sched with it. Play your division home and away. Play the other division in your conference single match, then Pacific-Leftovers cross over, Flyover-Colonies cross overs. Randomly add/subtract that crossover to get equal match numbers. Top 2 from each division make playoffs seeded like World Cup, As on one side Bs on the other. Single elimination playoffs that will end before Dec. Play MLS Cup at Allegiant Stadium to avoid a snow clasico. Done.
     
  35. DirtBall

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  36. Shiggityshwo

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    *insert dirt's favorite sweet summer child gif*
     
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  37. Rootgers

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    Once again, lol at the teams who made big offseason acquisitions
     
  38. DirtBall

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    SugarShaun

    Lord Guillermo, McBride, Pipa, Hejduk???

     
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  40. SugarShaun

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    That 4 or Marshall in place of one but I don’t know who you bump
     
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    Marshall is hard. Just looked it up. Didn’t realize he played so many matches for you guys. My argument would be, he’s more than likely on the Sounders “Mount Rushmore” so he wouldn’t be on the Crew’s. Would you rather Pipa or Hejduk lose their spot for him?
     
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  42. SugarShaun

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    I think Pipa would be the odd man out but also Pipa can’t be left out.

    I’d probably stick with that 4 just because Marshall would be on Seattle’s and would still get recognition. But he’s allowed on both to me
     
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  43. xec

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    Can’t disagree.
     
  44. El_Pato

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    Just came across a guy that came up through Chivas USA academy. Don't know whether to give him shit or congratulate him for making it that far in our fucked up system
     
  45. DirtBall

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    Can’t believe the league survived Sunil

     
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  47. Shiggityshwo

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    first MLS Cup is about to kick off on espn2

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