CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Drown ‘Em

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    A couple of quick things people should know about these projections. It assumes full compliance with the closing of all nonessential businesses and the staying at home with social distancing until August. So...... yeah.
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  2. bertwing

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    The blood is on your hands face, marcus

     
  3. RavenNole

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  4. AIOLICOCK

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    Again, I get that these are hyper optimistic projections. What I'm perplexed by is the fact that they've been downgraded.
     
  5. chuckmasterflex

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    If I could go back and do it all again, I'd have gotten at least minor in Penguin management.
     
  6. Joe Withabee

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    Every single one of us knows people not fully social distancing, not even counting grocery stores, gas stations, etc. where people are nowhere near 6' and damn sure not washing their hands between touching different things and their faces. This is all anecdotal, of course, but that's the rosiest possible painting of the curve.
     
  7. bwi2

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    Might be influenced by the last two days of data, which don’t account for delayed weekend reporting. Hopefully that’s wrong and we are closer to the peak; let’s see what the model says in a couple of days.
     
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  8. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    so it’s telling us what could have happened with decisive and competent national leadership
     
  9. Fuck this

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    a lot of our customers dont.

    I grab someone’s growler and immediately wash my hands and drop it into the sanitizer then after giving it back wash my hands and repeat again. My hands hate me
     
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  10. ugafish

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    Even though that is good news, many idiots like bill mitchell will use that as evidence we way overreacted, so it makes me fear what happens with another wave or a worse illness in the future.
     
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  11. Daniel Ocean

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    living their best 16 pound lives.,
     
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  12. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Lick balls, pat. Been kicking strep throat in the face since 1998.
     
  13. rodmansrage

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    uw underperformin on the football field AND death models!
     
  14. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    To be clear Name P. Redacted does not deserve this
     
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  15. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Wait until Pat learns about eatin ass.
     
  16. chuckmasterflex

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    Concentrated bombing has significantly reduced the ability of the NVA and Viet Cong to wag war. ARVN forces have never been better trained and will be ready to handle most combat operation within 6-12 months.

    I just wrote a pentagon report.
     
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  17. Josey Wales

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    Kissinger been whispering in his ear.
     
  18. GoodForAnother

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  19. xec

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    It’s more difficult than it appears to be in this.
     
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  20. xec

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    Yes. We. Do. Even in Utah. Home of De Youths.
     
  21. ARCO

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    Guys I've still got numerous pages to catch up on... but thanks for all of you who had kind words. You're all appreciated and good folks. I need something to do with my time so I'm going to catch up on the thread, attempt to be kind, and speak truth to any stupid rightwing (I guess they can be from the left but they happen to be way less frequent or even hear me out... for the most part non-existent) shithead that their stances and policy positions will kill people. Missing my girl, but will continue to fight the fight (give me a day or so to catch up), and I'll attempt to reason (lol) with the shit-pit posters. But otherwise let's all attempt to impact people in our daily lives and flatten the curve
     
  22. Taques

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    “committing oral sex” made me lol
     
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  24. BellottiBold

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    Can't even enjoy this once I notice the maga garbage in the replies. :feelsbadman:
     
  25. bertwing

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  26. BellottiBold

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    Geese gonna geese.
     
  27. chuckmasterflex

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    I've never experienced a loss like you have. The cliche is to tell you to stay strong, but grieve and be vulnerable in however you want.
     
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  28. Joe_Pesci

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    :laugh:
     
  29. jokewood

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    These Amazon ads thanking their employees for working without safety protections are heartwarming.
     
  30. chuckmasterflex

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    My friend who works for the post office has been texting my daily that he is an essential worker, willing to die for Lord Bezos.
     
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  31. Killy Me Please

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  32. bertwing

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    2 days ago bruh
     
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  33. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    piss on me beat me try it out
     
  34. Killy Me Please

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  35. Fuck this

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    Guy has very tiny hands to have that many bookshelves
     
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  36. PeterGriffin

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    :eatit: :ohdear:
     
  37. Doc Louis

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    Pat Robertson, captain of the fun police
     
  38. The Banks

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    Should cancel the lottery out of an abundance of caution and just give Detroit the #1 pick as it currently stands.
     
  39. All_Luck

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  40. Jax Teller

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    My problem with their numbers for the US is they are basing then on full, nation wide social distancing being performed right? And we all know that's not happening.
     
  41. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    How long have you been in Augusta?
     
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  42. bertwing

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  43. billdozer

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    Meanwhile in China. Visitors pack Anhui province's Huangshan mountain park on April 4, exceeding the visitor limit of 20,000 before 8 a.m

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  44. DeToxRox

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    They didn’t have oral sex back then, but they want to be considered the greatest generation?
     
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  45. Beeds07

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  46. prerecordedlive

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    Fake. He would never admit that the Holocaust was real.
     
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  47. Jake Scott

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    How many deaths yesterday?
     
  48. Fargin' Icehole

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    1137 but smart people told me that Sunday info is not as reliable.
     
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  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    Pat's poor poor wife