CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. devine

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    He also flew to his beach house in Florida last week and plans to this weekend for Easter.
     
  2. devine

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    That was like last week
     
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  3. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    Fatalist Christians don’t speak logic
     
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  4. Gaknight

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    I’m admittedly a heathen but wasn’t last weekend?
     
  5. Blu Tang Clan

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    Organized religion sucks all the asses.
     
  6. devine

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    it was last week and he plans on flying there for easter
     
  7. laxjoe

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    I couldn't decide how I wanted to make the joke, but you beat the edit
     
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  8. devine

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    Pm me next time you’re working on a joke and I’ll make sure not to ruin it
     
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  9. devine

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  10. Daniel Ocean

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    unintentional irony is always the best. bertwing and Blu Tang Clan liking the post guys Be Best
     
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  11. texasraider

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  12. bertwing

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    I don’t think you got that post
     
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  13. Tarpon Nole

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    Ok
     
  14. Daniel Ocean

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  15. AptosDuck

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    It's all God's Will anyway

    25 years ago when my mother was dying of melanoma my MIL had a good friend who was stricken with some form of aggressive brain cancer. During their ordeals she told me on a couple occasions how jealous she was of her friend because she was going to meet God sooner, and my MIL would still be stuck here on earth. Really had to bite my tongue

    The same woman once told me that the recession of 1990-1 was God's way of telling her husband to downsize his business
     
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  16. Redav

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    Not #1 in this thread's heart, one Kirby Paul Smart...

     
  17. bertwing

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    Gundy called it the “China virus” like two days ago and said we should go back to playing college football because the state needs the money or some shit
     
  18. The Banks

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    Just hit 1.5M confirmed cases worldwide.
     
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  20. southlick

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  21. RavenNole

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    Nominee for worst tweet of the day
     
  22. steamengine

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    College football coaches who make 4mm+ have really distinguished themselves this week.
     
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  23. shaolin5

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    I had a tornado warning for my area today. That will add some razzle dazzle to your quarantine.
     
  24. Todd Bonzales

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    How about the head guy in your favorite state in US of A? Truthfully, I haven’t heard a peep out of him and am genuinely curious.
     
  25. theregionsitter

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    lol at Cincy getting another fucking stadium, Hamilton county has been wrecked by those deals
     
  26. BudKilmer

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    I imagine Jeremy Pruitt would have some solid takes on a pandemic originating in China
     
  27. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Probably couldn’t even find China on a map
     
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  28. Lyrtch

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  29. Lyrtch

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  30. Fran Tarkenton

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    The Oriental Virus
     
  31. Stagger Lee

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    Nevada

    :ohholkyfuck:

    Just went from like 2,000 cases to nearly 25,000 cases in the last 24 hours. It now has the third highest number of cases among states
     
  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    He'd Def call it the Wuhan Virus
     
  33. Eraser

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    We had one at like midnight last night. Which was kinda weird.
     
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  34. Mister Me Too

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    Fixed
     
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  35. Stagger Lee

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    SIAP but this is spot on:

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  36. Lefthook

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    where are you seeing this? Johns Hopkins says 35 new cases since yesterday, updated about an hour ago.
     
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  37. Stagger Lee

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    It was posted here, but was just changed in the last couple minutes. https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
    They must have entered the data wrong.
     
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  38. Beeds07

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    I was wondering and after this is over, were were have a talk.
     
  39. Emma

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    Charlotte Figi, the Colorado girl who pioneered medical marijuana for seizures, died after a seizure that resulted in respiratory failure and cardiac arrest following a battle with what was treated as a likely COVID-19 case.

    Charlotte’s mother released a statement on Wednesday afternoon:

    Our family is grateful for the outpouring of love while we mourn the loss of our Charlotte. Charlotte had a catastrophic form of early childhood epilepsy called Dravet syndrome. We are moved by the continual impact that Charlotte’s life has made shedding light on the potential of cannabis for quality of life.
     
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  40. Beeds07

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    What's funny is that everybody hates every famous people here so I checked her profile and figured he had the wrong blackish Rice.
     
  41. killerwvu

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    WVU just announced all summer camps cancelled through June and summer classes are online only
     
  42. Beeds07

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    Luckily it won't lead to increasing numbers of deaths among blacks since no black person takes a word from them seriously.
     
  43. ugafish

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    All hospital admin took 20%. Managers took 15%. I am in a salaried leadership nursing position that still works at bedside, so mine was 10%. All normal hourly staff didn’t have a cut of that nature, but their hours have been reduced. Some were furloughed.
     
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  44. ugafish

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    Almost perfectly aligns with trump approval numbers
     
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  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Joe Exotic or Chuck Liddell? Had to cut off my beard for work for respirator fit.
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  46. Beeds07

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    In an ideal world you would walk in coughing and lick everything...
     
  47. ugafish

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    Kirby and brad Pittman had very reasonable answers to counter the pure idiocy of dabo.
     
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  48. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I talked to my boss. So, he can’t speak to me about anything because my stuff has ran way up the flag pole over his head. So I called hr back and they said I can speak to him about my position. So called him back and he told me about the email chain about me that has way higher ups on it telling him not to deal with my claim as it’s not his job (it isn’t). He’s a complete open book about everything. Said I have to come in tomorrow but they’ve made some changes. Will be given a mask when I arrive at the gate then he will have his boss set a respirator style mask that’s better than the n95 on my desk. Said my office mate is off work the rest of the week ( I really hope he didn’t take his planned vacation) and by Monday we would not be sharing an office. So I’m either getting fired or they’re going to leave me alone. It’s far from ideal as I could work from home but if I can get assurance as to not have any interaction that’s a step I’m willing to take.
     
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