HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Degausser

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    Roided out 2003 Marcus Giles was pretty awesome
     
  2. SC

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    Ah Marcus Giles. Like 16 fWAR over a 3-year stretch and out of baseball two seasons later. Damn steroid rules.
     
  3. wes tegg

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  4. Tobias

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    wasn’t it at wrigley where he got truck sticked trying to turn 2 and fucked his shoulder up
     
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  5. Clown Baby

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    Tobias had me with Freddie, Oz and Ronnie until he mentioned Puke. Now I’m recommending that Tobias face the death penalty
     
  6. Tobias

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  7. Clown Baby

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    Imagine the hits toward 3000 that Kakes isn’t going to get. He’s gonna have to play (for the Braves) until he’s 50 now
     
  8. SC

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    Mark Prior of all people, I do believe.
     
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  9. Drown ‘Em

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    Give me Team 3 all day. Team 1’s position players averaged a 145.375 wRC+, 5.925 fWAR, and 32 bombs in their peak seasons while Team 3’s averaged 143.5 wRC+, 6.3375 fWAR, and 35.75 hrs.

    As for pitching, Maddux over Smoltz all day too. In ‘96 though Smoltz won the Cy Young, he had an ERA+ of 149 and a FIP of 2.64. In ‘96, MadDog had an ERA+ of 162 and a FIP of 2.73. In ‘95 (the season he went 19-2) he had an ERA+ of 260 and a FIP of 2.26. In ‘94 he had an ERA+ of 271 and a FIP of 2.39.
     
  10. SC

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    We’re ~2 years away from Markakis paying the Braves the prorated vet minimum to let him get 300 AB’s.
     
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  11. jrmy

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    I love Bobby but his brilliance is way overstated
     
  12. jrmy

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    There was no clause to protect you from global pandemics
     
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  13. Degausser

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    He was an amazing clubhouse guy. He was not an amazing stategist.
     
  14. Tobias

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    a massive oversight from my lawyer hope you got $50 wes tegg you cut rate hack
     
  15. jrmy

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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  16. Tobias

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    degausser you have fallen into jrmy’s half assed trap made from the elmer’s glue he was just snacking on
     
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  17. Degausser

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    I have clearly not been training on my own during this pandemic. Do not expect a great shortened season from me.
     
  18. Clown Baby

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    Interesting how we had a great discussion earlier today then Jrmy and Toby showed up and turned it into a shitshow
     
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  19. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    The 755isReal interview with Duke is amazing
     
  20. Clemsonman10

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    Give me Lemke
     
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  21. Clown Baby

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    Like sexually?
     
  22. REGGNECK

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  23. Tobias

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  24. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  25. Room 15

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    I bet Luke plays a lot of video games. Hope he isn't too stoned to take us to the ship.
     
  26. SC

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    Looking forward to The Duke throwing exclusively sliders for 9 innings.
     
  27. Room 15

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    Apparently the games are 3 innings each which sucks
     
  28. jplaYa

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    He owns his own pro team in a few esports. Kings or something like that.
     
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  29. clemsontyger04

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    FYP
     
  30. Gaknight

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    What a dork
     
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  31. bcuga

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  32. Degausser

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  33. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    1 W, 1 Save, and 2 Holds for The Duke <3
     
  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    Extrapolate that out and you get

    11 wins
    11 saves
    24 holds

    There should be some Cy Young talk with that versatility
     
  35. Clown Baby

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    In what scenario is Luke ever pitching the ninth with a lead again?
     
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  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    Couple accurate points...

    Soroka and Fried are dominating
    Folty's era near 7
    GOAT is our everyday 3B

    Interesting Things...
    Bryce Wilson is balling out. Sim league has him developing a 3rd pitch, huh?
    Hech is starting over Dansby

    Couple lol No way things.
    Kakes has started ZERO games
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    As long as the bases aren't loaded we're OK
     
  38. Degausser

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    Second game of a double header where the first game went 18 innings and Puke overslept because he forgot we're playing two today.
     
  39. Clown Baby

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    Ronnie has 22 Ks to 1 walk
     
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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's not ideal
     
  41. Degausser

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    A solid 35% K rate
     
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  42. Clown Baby

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    First time I’ve been in the car in a week but 680 The Fan was replaying some game where Fried pitched against Colorado. I’m assuming they’re doing it regularly. Was nice to feel a little normalcy again
     
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  43. Deuce

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  44. Clown Baby

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    Absolutely insane World Series performances
     
  45. Hewwow

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  46. SC

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    Pitcher from UGA, Cole Wilcox.
     
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  47. Daddy Rabbit

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    :roll: this series of tweets caught me off guard.

    [​IMG]
     
  48. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    That’s good tweeting from our very own, Doug Osser
     
  49. Degausser

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    I've never been turned on more by anything that I was by Beth's subtle racism.
     
  50. CUAngler

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    This will be fun