- People that don’t put their shopping cart in the cart corral in the parking lot - People who can’t differentiate the left turn lane from the right turn lane in a parking lot exit so they just post up between the two - People who jiggle the door handle and then knock on the door of a closed single use bathroom - People who hold a long line hostage with lottery/Scratch off purchases
Why on earth would I knock? Just try to open the stall. If it's locked, it's taken. If it's open, it's open. What does knocking do? Is the guy on the shitter going to tell you how long he has left? If it's locked, just move on. Don't knock on my door when I'm shitting, weirdo.
But speaking of, motherfuckers who don’t observe spatial awareness and/or social distancing need to be punched in the jejunum
1. it’s common courtesy to knock on any door that might have a person behind it before entering(except your kid, up to a certain age) 2. it gives the shitter a momentary heart attack when they can’t remember if they locked the door or not
Slow left lane drivers that don’t move over. People that stand too close. People who give everyone nicknames. People.
We’re aren’t talking about stalls. Talking about a one person at a time public bathroom. If the door is shut, 99.999999999% of the time that means it’s in use. Jiggle the handle if you want, whatevs. Knocking after seeing the door is locked is fucking stupid
Absolutely. Have noticed when on a run, there's an unspoken understanding that someone has to move into the grass. Eye contact then one person begins the shift over. 5% of runners or walkers just walk straight down the sidewalk. Usually have Airpods in
People who say “As a (insert identity group)...” before stating their opinion. I can see. The same concept applies to people who say “in my lived experience”. Who else’s lived experience would you be speaking for?
People who don’t use blinkers. People who buy items like beer or cigarettes in self checkout (when there’s a line). In general, people who have zero care or consideration of how what they’re doing affects others. (Taking forever in lines, blocking people’s paths, etc.) People not picking up after their dogs
People that drive without their head lights on, jackssses that are driving around at dusk/night or when its snowing/raining etc. without them tilt me to no end.
When my wife uses the last bit of toilet paper, grabs a new roll, and doesn’t put it on the toilet paper holder. She’ll just leave it on the counter.
Similar...but, different...people that get into line in a Chipotle-type restaurant that order for 3 or more people off of a sheet of paper. These establishments now make it insanely easy to do these types of orders via the Internet and will have it sitting in a bag for you on a rack when you enter. But, there are still people that refuse to go this route.
Turds that wait till theyre at the counter/speaker to decide what they want. People that stand in door ways, oblivious to other people Loud eaters
One-uppers Fast food restaurants screwing up a simple order People who blow up the bathroom then proceeded to turn off the fan and close the door People who use apart when it should be a part People who buy lotto tickets and scratch them off while the line waits
People that order more than 2 sandwiches at a time in any sandwich shop. Inevitably they all have to be needlessly complex and intricate too. If you need that much food order ahead instead of holding up the fucking line for 10 minutes like an asshole.
And people with no concept of space that stop and stand in the middle of aisles, hallways, sidewalks etc and completely block or disrupt the flow of movement
MFs who go slow as fuck in an airport or grocery store in any capacity Hurry up you fucking ASSHOLE!!! Check out quicker!! Quit millymouthing around!!!
When the sign says that construction five miles ahead will require the lanes to merge, everyone needlessly merges immediately. When everyone needlessly merges immediately, one person decides to be the enforcer to ensure no one uses the five miles of empty lane until the merge. I hate both types of people.
The person still talking loudly into their ear buds while waiting for a plane to take off. Nobody needs to do this. Nothing you are saying is something that is suddenly important enough to be talking out loud about. You just want people to hear what you are saying.
People who come to a complete stop to get over for a turn they were about to miss not giving a shit about impacting everyone else on the road.
whenever I drive I see people failing to keep a safe following distance. That is especially frustrating on the interstate and in bad weather. Seems about 90% of the public keeps a following distance under 2 seconds people who can't go a whole walk with their dog without busting out their phone multiple times. I see people glued to their phone dragging a dog along while it's trying to piss and it is just sad. It's especially frustrating to see in a densely populated city because there are so many things that could go wrong if you aren't paying attention to the animal you're walking
People who just put their dishes in the sink, when it takes an extra 5 seconds to rinse it off and put it in the dishwater.
My wife is seemingly incapable of squeezing out the sponge and sitting it to dry. I can't even begin to give a count on how many relatively new sponges I've grabbed up wet underneath shit in the sink and just immediately tossed because it smelled like moldy ass.