Ranch Water

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Ranch Water

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. WTF is Ranch Water

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  1. The Blackfish

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    poll
     
    #1 The Blackfish, Apr 26, 2020
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  2. Zack Zedalis

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    What have you done?
     
    #2 Zack Zedalis, Apr 26, 2020
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    Yes and yes
     
    #3 Todd Bonzales, Apr 26, 2020
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  4. devine

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    What
     
    #4 devine, Apr 26, 2020
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  5. The Blackfish

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    #5 The Blackfish, Apr 26, 2020
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  6. bertwing

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    Explain this to me like I’m devine
     
    #6 bertwing, Apr 26, 2020
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  7. VTA

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    Guilty as charged
     
    #7 VTA, Apr 26, 2020
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  8. The Blackfish

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    There’s a movement sweeping america and it’s name is Ranch Water.

    juiced lime
    Tequila
    Topo Chico

    repeat all day.
     
    #8 The Blackfish, Apr 26, 2020
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  9. Thoros of Beer

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    OP was born yesterday
     
    #9 Thoros of Beer, Apr 26, 2020
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  10. Joe Withabee

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    How does vodka soda lime not have a name yet?
     
    #10 Joe Withabee, Apr 26, 2020
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  11. Mix

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    #11 Mix, Apr 26, 2020
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  12. Joe Withabee

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    I'm fairly certain the Chilton is the official cocktail of west tx
     
    #12 Joe Withabee, Apr 26, 2020
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  13. bryix

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    had no idea what it was until I read the article. assumed it was some ranch-flavored sparkling water abomination. but that drink sounds nice and I love Topo Chico.
     
    #13 bryix, Apr 26, 2020
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  14. TheFreak55

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    Putin Punch
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    #14 TheFreak55, Apr 26, 2020
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  15. HOOSINSC

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    i thought that was when you swirled some water in an empty Hidden Valley bottle and drank that before recycling it.
     
    #15 HOOSINSC, Apr 26, 2020
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  16. fucktx

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    #16 fucktx, Apr 26, 2020
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  17. Todd Bonzales

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    You actually wet the rim of the drink with Hidden Valley and then dip in the powder mix for an extra bite.
     
    #17 Todd Bonzales, Apr 26, 2020
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  18. Joe Withabee

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    From the article it seems like a far west tx/Trans-Pecos thing
     
    #18 Joe Withabee, Apr 26, 2020
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  19. fucktx

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    chilton is absolutely the drink of wtx
     
    #19 fucktx, Apr 26, 2020
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  20. HOOSINSC

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    tbh when you started with wet the rim, i expected a different post out of you.
     
    #20 HOOSINSC, Apr 26, 2020
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  21. Gallant Knight

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    V mediocre
     
    #21 Gallant Knight, Apr 26, 2020
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  22. dallasdawg

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    #22 dallasdawg, Apr 26, 2020
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  23. IHHH

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    it has, it’s called vodka soda lime
     
    #23 IHHH, Apr 26, 2020
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  24. Todd Bonzales

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    #24 Todd Bonzales, Apr 26, 2020
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  25. dump

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    topo chico is gross tbh
     
    #25 dump, Apr 26, 2020
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  26. devine

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    I don’t get it
     
    #26 devine, Apr 26, 2020
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  27. bertwing

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    exactly
     
    #27 bertwing, Apr 26, 2020
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  28. Upton^2

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    Salt or sugar rim?

    Give me the ranch
     
    #28 Upton^2, Apr 26, 2020
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  29. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    1. Tastes great
    2. Getcha drunk
    3. No hangover
    10/10 will drink continuously
     
    #29 Fancy, Apr 26, 2020
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  30. El_Pato

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    And northern Mexico now
     
    #30 El_Pato, Apr 26, 2020
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  31. VTA

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    #31 VTA, Apr 26, 2020
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  32. devine

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    Good one lol
     
    #32 devine, Apr 26, 2020
  33. Todd Bonzales

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    Drinking another now. Had 128 ounces of that bitch yesterday.
     
    #33 Todd Bonzales, Apr 26, 2020
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  34. fucktx

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    i’ll venmo someone $20 to livestream themselves drinking a bottle of ranch
     
    #34 fucktx, Apr 26, 2020
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  35. Taques

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    another great thing (one of many!) to come out of west texas
     
    #35 Taques, Apr 26, 2020
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  36. Taques

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    this is the worst thing ever written
     
    #36 Taques, Apr 26, 2020
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  37. MoJo

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    Original or twist and lime flavor?
    image.jpg
     
    #37 MoJo, Apr 26, 2020
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  38. Todd Bonzales

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    #38 Todd Bonzales, Apr 26, 2020
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  39. El_Pato

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    Lime, pinch of salt and a tajin rim
     
    #39 El_Pato, Apr 26, 2020
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  40. steamengine

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    Ranch Waters have always been a south Texas thing in my 20 years of drinking them.
     
    #40 steamengine, Apr 26, 2020
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  41. Boo MFer!

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    I’d like to write-in vote for “Lechnerd is fat.”
     
    #41 Boo MFer!, Apr 26, 2020
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  42. TC

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    Absolut Ranch
     
    #42 TC, Apr 27, 2020
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  43. One Two

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    Had not heard of this but sounds good. I’ve also found topo Chico, vodka, and the juice of a large orange wedge to be a very satisfying summer cocktail
     
    #43 One Two, Apr 27, 2020
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  44. NineteenNine

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    So, basically a minimalist margarita.
     
    #44 NineteenNine, Apr 27, 2020
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  45. NineteenNine

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    :laugh:

    :blech:
     
    #45 NineteenNine, Apr 27, 2020
  46. BigRed

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    Mrs. BigRed made her first ever glass yesterday. I never heard of it until then, but was a big fan of the taste.
     
    #46 BigRed, Apr 27, 2020
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  47. cdaysker

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    Ranch Water life is the best life
     
    #47 cdaysker, Apr 27, 2020
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  48. Doc Louis

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    Hope they create a name for vodka tonic lime next
     
    #48 Doc Louis, Apr 27, 2020
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  49. Biship

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    Leaves me wanting a margarita but I like it as a vodka soda change
     
    #49 Biship, Apr 27, 2020
  50. Stagger Lee

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    Ranch Water has been my go-to cocktail for the last couple summers. Got to add the chili salt to the rim. And the soda water has to be Topo Chico or don't waste your time.

    I also enjoy adding a little agave or splash of Cointreau for a margarita/ranch water hybrid.
     
    #50 Stagger Lee, Apr 27, 2020
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