Chick Fil A Thread

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  1. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    More like SLOW food hahahahaha
     
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  2. TheFreak55

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    right now what else are you doing? Have you ever had CFA? I also feel like 45 minute wait was hyperbole
     
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  3. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    This is a good point. These days I put the whole family in the car to do menial tasks.
     
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  4. ugafish

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    I wish their app would have told me the wait would have been 45 minutes, and I thought it was already paid for,. Plus, once the mind needs CFA, and its within reach, you would cross canyons to get it, especially when the kids want those nuggets.

    So the deal was Bad storms came through the night before, and power was lost to the CFA, so they were well behind from the start, and it was about 1 pm when I got there.

    Space is limited in the area, as its in front of a Lowes on a busy street, so its never going to be one of those upgraded version with double drive thru lines. They loop cars through the smallish lots to a single lane drive thru, which can take 25 minutes on a normal covid day. There are entrances from 2 roads to the place, and cars just kept on stacking up behind me, and at the other side. Never seen anything like it. 45 fucking minutes
     
  5. Bruce Bowen

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    It’s a cfa burrito kind of morning
     
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  6. Wu

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    Nearby cfa changed opening from 9a to 8a :blessed:
     
  7. mal630

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    The last couple times I got CFA the owner was the one doing all of the curbside deliveries.
     
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  8. Vinegar Strokes

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    What do they do between 8am and 9am where they need to close?
     
  9. racer

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    They live a life of service.
     
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  10. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Operators wife has taken order at mine for a couple years now.
     
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  11. SugarShaun

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    It’s their pleasure
     
  12. two

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    The chick fil a in the local mall food court has turned the mall parking lot into a drive thru

    All the workers were zooming around on scooters with baskets on the front of them

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    also are handing out hand wipes from purell that say compliments of chick fil a
     
  13. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Simply the best
     
  14. nexus

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    This is fantastic
     
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  15. racer

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    This is service.
     
  16. Wu

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    Leave it to CFA to finally find a single good use for a scooter
     
  17. HotMic

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    1,3,5
     
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  18. SugarShaun

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    1, 4, 5
     
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  19. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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  20. fucktx

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  21. Todd Bonzales

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  22. Ray McKigney

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  23. SugarShaun

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    That’s actually a more accurate response for me. I don’t remember the last time I got anything but 5
     
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  24. Wu

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    A bit of Honey roasted bbq on each bite of the spicy chicken burrito >
     
  25. bro

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    3 5 7
     
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  26. Corky Bucek

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  27. racer

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    Any answer not a combination of 1, 3, and 5 is incorrect.
     
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  28. Hoss Bonaventure

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    This is the correct answer.
     
  29. Joystick Izzy

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    3,5,6 for me. 6 is criminally underrated.
     
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  30. Doc Louis

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    I'm down for any of them but if I have to pick three to leave out it's 4,7,8
     
  31. stangd

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    1,3,5
     
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  32. TC

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    Mayonnaise
     
  33. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    The GOAT cfa condiment.
     
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  34. mal630

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    Honey Roasted BBQ is great. You guys are missing out.
     
  35. Ray McKigney

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    I always apply the honey roasted bbq sauce to my grilled chicken sandwich because it comes with it, but never thought to request it for other orders.
     
  36. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I definitely put mayo on the sandwich.

    Also on the fries if you guys don't tell anybody
     
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  37. racer

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    What are your sauce application methods?
    Sauces get dipped, always. For sandwiches mayo and anything else from a packet gets squeezed on per bite.
     
  38. HotMic

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    Mayo on my Spicy Deluxe

    CFA to dip nuggets, strips and fries (sub in Poly when the mood strikes)

    Toss my grilled nuggets with Buffalo
     
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  39. ugafish

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    Agree. Shocked it wasn’t on more lists.
     
  40. fucktx

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    mayo lovers = :dblnick:
     
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  41. racer

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    Some dickweed pulling a trailer is pulled sideways across the first 6 curbside parking spots.
     
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  42. Festus McBadass

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    Did you rightfully murder him?
     
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  43. two

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  44. TC

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    That's too much work. Apply pack to sandwich before consumption is commenced, then go to town
     
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  45. Cabs

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    The efficiency that Chick-fil-A operates at is just insane. 25+ cars in the drive thru, 3 lanes of ordering, and it was all running smooth. Took less than 10 minutes. Just a well-oiled machine.
     
  46. DUCKMOUTH

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    Will probably grab CFA for lunch today. That is all
     
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  47. Wu

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    make sure to provide a full report of sauces so you can be judged
     
  48. DUCKMOUTH

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    CFA Sauce, Zesty B and Polynesian
     
  49. HotMic

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    Nailed it.
     
  50. DUCKMOUTH

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    Torn between dumping Polynesian or CFA sauce all over my spicy chicken today.