Brett Favre steals and is redneck scum.

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  1. DUCKMOUTH

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  2. DUCKMOUTH

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    Also fuck Brett Favre. Never liked him even as a alumni of the same school.
     
  3. Emma

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    Favre is a likable guy and Rodgers is the asshole though!

    Favre is a scummy slimball
    • Ripped off the state of Mississippi for $1.1M
    • Drunk drove into a tree in college, went flying through the windshield. No charges
    • Cheated on wife while she was combatting breast cancer, cheated on her throughout his career
    • Physically abused siblings on a regular basis and not in a friendly way growing up
    • Sent unsolicited dick pics to a female reporter, destroying her career
    • Sells snakeoil like magic copper bands and concussion nose spray
    • Painkiller addiction to the point of digging through puke to check for undigested pills
    • Treated Rodgers like shit and lied about their relationship
    • Accidentally recorded an anti-Semitic message for a hate group on Cameo
    • Treated rental cars like shit
    I am sure there's more
     
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  4. thunderstruck

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    Uh, is that last one bad?
     
  5. BayouMafia

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    both can be assholes
     
  6. Marbles

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    Hate Farve, and I hate the money came from MDHS, but I can't make myself feel bad for Marcus Dupree getting any money for the way he was used by people in Mississippi decades ago.
     
  7. joe-

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    if digging through vomit to find good pills is wrong then I don’t want to be right
     
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  11. DUCKMOUTH

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    him and his sons. All were involved
     
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  12. Truman

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    You left out pushing those awful Wrangler jeans on all of us.
     
  13. Nole96SC

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    The fuck?
     
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  15. Nug

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    I never thought Favre was some charitable guy, but I definitely didn't know most of this. Is most of it verified?
     
  16. spagett

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    Both rotten buttholes IYAM
     
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  17. spagett

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    Copper Fit>>>>
     
  18. Joe_Pesci

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    i broke my arm and healed it with a copper fit arm sleeve
     
  19. southlick

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    Wasn't he pimping some sort of razor/trimmer thing?
     
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  21. tylerdolphin

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    Sounds like Favre is gearing up for a run for Governor
     
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  22. DUCKMOUTH

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    Would probably get elected even with his BS. As along as he ran Republican it’s automatic in MS
     
  23. DUCKMOUTH

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    Just want to say again Favre has always been a prick and slimeball
     
  24. JohnnyChimpo

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    I can live with the fraud, racism, sexual and physical abuse

    But disrespecting rental cars....
     
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  26. tylerdolphin

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    Steal a TV and you go to jail. Steal a million fucking dollars from a welfare fund and just pay it back if you get caught.
     
  27. Boo MFer!

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  28. Emma

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    "I told (Trump), ‘I cannot imagine the stress you’re under with running the country day-to-day,'" Favre said. "It’s damned if you do and damned if you don’t, for the president and quarantining. Someone’s always going to get pissed. They’ll say open the economy, then the virus spreads and why’d you do that? I know from scrutiny of playing quarterback in the league, it’s damned if you do and damned if you don’t."
     
  29. Emma

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  30. bro

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    Brett Favre sucks and so does his tiny dong
     
  31. electronic

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    Brett Favre is an idiot.









    I'd legitimately rather have Favre than Trump in the White House right now.
     
  32. Shawn Hunter

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    I'm ashamed to admit I was a Brett Favre fan when I was a child.
     
  33. Redav

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    I know that Farve has some pretty serious symptoms of CTE and I still agree with you
     
  34. DUCKMOUTH

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    One of the few things all of TMB can agree on. Fuck Favre
     
  35. duc15

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    he was my idol, how do you think I feel
     
  36. The Blackfish

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    Dude doesn’t even know how to pronounce his own last name.
     
  37. Shawn Hunter

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    Man I had a BRett Favre Trapper Keeper and numerous items of Favre merchandise. How do you think I feel?? lol
     
  38. Lip

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    Man, I used to make him my signature three cheese omelette and bring him the funnies section of the paper in the mornings after he came over and visited my mom. How do you think I feel? Lol!
     
  39. Shawn Hunter

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    Yeah but did you have a Brett Favre Trapper Keeper?
     
  40. Lip

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    No but he used my mom as his personal trapper keeper
     
  41. devine

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    Yeah but I have a tiny dong, very similar to Brett’s. How do you think i feel?
     
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  42. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    He’s still my favorite nfl player of all time. Right behind Laurence Taylor.
     
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    you don’t know the name of your favorite player? odd
     
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  44. tigr2ndbase

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    Here’s a great story. One of my good friends daughter was working at cheddars when it first opened in Hattiesburg several years ago. It was jam packed in the beginning. She was the hostess. Brett walked in and said table for two. She said it will be about a 45-60 minute. He pulled the do you know who I am. She yes I do and Mr. Favre it will be a 45-60 min wait. He just turned around and walked out. My friend was so proud of her daughter.
     
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  45. BP

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    My high school gym teacher dated him when he played for the Falcons. She said he had bad hygiene.
    :coolstoryhansel:
     
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  46. Jake Scott

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    Well those were his whiskey and pain killers days, so that makes sense.
     
  47. cdaysker

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    Of course Favre eats at Cheddars. Shit human eats shit food.
     
  48. devine

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    Cheddars is delicious
     
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  49. cdaysker

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    I'd genuinely choose Applebee's over it. I've tried it a few times and it's just bland and gross.
     
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  50. devine

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    I fear your taste buds may not be working properly. Might want to get that looked in to