Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. NineteenNine

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    Hughes. That’s who it was. That shit was brutal at my parents place in Ruidoso.
     
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  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    Shit, ya'll just just tether from your phone.

    I've get 55mb down/ 10 up on wifi from my cell phone. Just did a speed test
     
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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    East Lake. Kirkwood has both Comcast & ATT. My neighbor has AT&T. I think b/c my house is a new address from a subdivided lot, it's not in anyone's system.
     
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  4. NineteenNine

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    Something something data caps and throttling something
     
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  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    #YOLO

    I'm pretty sure verizon is unlimited, but I'm sure they'll throttle it eventually. I'm hoping I get my internet set up before then
     
  6. Jake Scott

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    I signed last thursday at 10am in about 20 minutes. the sellers didn't sign until 1230. I wired the money to the escrow account the day before like a responsible human being.

    So I didn't get the keys until later, had family go to the house as I had to drive back to Raleigh. The fucking sellers were back in the house after it closed and was recorded. They were a nightmare the entire process. So I told my broker to either go to the house now and get everything and kick them out or I was calling the cops. What a shit show.
     
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  7. Jake Scott

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    Also the house has the ugliest fucking magenta colored shutters(and matching door). I was going to get them painted asap but apparently the HOA takes forever. I don't know that I can pull up to the house as it is. I don't know how severe HOA fines can be. Can I do it and then claim ignorance?
     
  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    Pretty ridiculous and ballsy for the sellers to be IN YOUR HOUSE after you bought it. I'd arrest them.

    It took my buyer's bank 4.5 hrs after their scheduled closing to wire the funds. Between 3-4 hrs late, the lender stopped answering phone calls and no one would pick up. It was pretty ridiculous. I'm not sure who people go through life so clueless and unprepared.
     
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  9. bigred77

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    When I bought my house they turned over 3 keys total, one for each exterior door

    I immediately drove to home depot and bought new locksets and went and installed them
     
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  10. Jake Scott

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    Yea, they thought they had until midnight. :meh:

    Wiring money in the US is a bitch.
     
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  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    Kinda of amazed they allowed that in the first place.

    You'll get a fine quick as fuck that first time you leave your trash on the curb 15 minutes after you're supposed to pick it up and they'll take their sweet ass time doing something that actually needs to be done
     
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  12. Jake Scott

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    I'm taking them to get re-keyed this weekend but I don't want to go on Saturday when everyone is in Lowe's. There's nothing in the house and I've set up a camera. My uncle rides by it a couple times a day just to check.
     
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  13. Jake Scott

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    Yea, I don't want a fine rn after watching so much money going out at once.

    They were the original colors from when it was built in 2006. I really can't fathom someone looking at colors and landing on that one.
     
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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    We had to paint our door from black to some Santorini Blue color b/c the Agents said we must have a "pop of color".

    It looks stupid
     
  15. Jake Scott

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    :laugh: what?

    No bullshit the house I bought is a tan brick with a tan roof... The 12 shutters and front door are all a purple/pink color. It's so fucking ugly. Then the interior was like 4-5 different colors. The master bedroom is a pea green color.

    The house is in great shape and nice layout, backyard is great, etc. It's just an ugly ass house. The neighbors know the sellers agent, they already asked her if we were going to paint the shutters.
     
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  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yes, we need to frat out the door with some pastel color to give it curb appeal. Whatever, it sold fast, I don't think the door fucking mattered.

    Man, I hate painting. Best of luck
     
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  17. Jake Scott

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    Thanks, paying people. I'm not painting shit.
     
  18. ButchCassidy

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    I think we all need pics of these shutters now, user Jake Scott
     
  19. bigred77

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  20. Jake Scott

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    This doesn't do it justice from the listings online, it's much worse in person:

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  21. ButchCassidy

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    lol
     
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  22. Jake Scott

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    Told you. :loldog: We got a steal on the house though. The inspector was pretty shocked at how well kept the house was/is. :pray:
     
  23. ButchCassidy

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    Can always re-paint. Easy fixin there.
     
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  24. Jake Scott

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    Exactly. $275 to paint the door and shutters navy blue.
     
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  25. CF3234

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    I thought it was bad my sellers were finally out of the house about 10 minutes prior to me signing. When we did the final walk through, they were still half moved into the house. I'd be fucking furious if that happened to me.
     
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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ha
     
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  27. Jt272929

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    Closing on both our old house and new house Monday morning, The builder has graciously:airquote: allowed us to move stuff into the garage over the weekend, and movers are coming monday morning for most everything else, he does not take possession of our old house until 5pm. Estimated 3 movers 11 hours, hopefully comes back less than that if we can move some ourselves, builder is paying for 3 movers for 8 hours.
     
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  28. Oranjello

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    Look to see if the thermostat is on a schedule (the calendar looking icon).
     
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  29. Snakes

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    this should be a day 1 "To Do" for any house purchase.
     
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  30. Bruce Bowen

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  31. Duck70

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    german schmear that brick
     
  32. Jake Scott

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    I'll german schmear your anus.
     
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  33. Jake Scott

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    But what is a german schmear?
     
  34. Duck70

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  35. Jake Scott

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    Ah, I didn't know the formal name. Yea, that's where we are heading. Then again with this HOA, might take a decade to get approved.
     
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  36. BigReff73

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    My HOA has a bunch of particular shit...door colors, exterior light fixtures, trees, etc. but when I look around my neighborhood almost everybody has at least one non compliant. This includes my neighbor who had a gutter fall off the front of his house. Makes me wonder if they actually enforce anything
     
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  37. Louis Holth

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    When I looked for a new home in Charlotte, the main prerequisite for my agent was no mandatory HOA. We have one with no teeth here and it’s awesome.
     
  38. Duck70

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    I dont have an HOA and thats evidenced by my nextdoor neighbor owning 18 cats
     
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  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    I've got a little shanty town growing in my neighbors back yard if it makes you feel any better.

    Upside you probably don't have any mice or rats

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  40. Duck70

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    Yikes, thats a bummer.

    Yep no rats and it forces me to literally fill in every inch of open dirt with landscaping.
     
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  41. ButchCassidy

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    How does one's yard even get to that point.
     
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  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    There' s a few of them around the neighborhood. Probably someone that's elderly who's lived in that house for 60 years & just a collection of stuff that's eventually deteriorated. I honestly don't care about it.
     
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  43. ButchCassidy

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    Less yard to mow!
     
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  44. blind dog

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    Is that new house or old house?
     
  45. bigred77

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    It looks like where Joyce dugard was kept
     
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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's the view from back deck of my new house
     
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  47. BuckeyeRiot

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    Them shutters are Cranberry man!!! Between them and Forrest Green we couldn’t keep them in stock in the late 90’s early 00’s.
     
  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    A tree in my backyard is overrun by carpenter ants. Seems like a few have started making their way into my house. Anyone dealt with these beasts?
     
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    RIP
     
  50. goblue31602

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    Ortho Home Defense does a pretty good job, I'd start with spraying that around all doors/windows/potential points of entry around the outside of your house. It probably won't solve all of your problems, but it's definitely a good first step. Shoot, you may be able to spray the tree too.
     
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