Thick Bitches (NSFW)

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  1. zachary

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    link pls
     
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  2. dblplay1212

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    No, that's why I don't tell others what they can and can't post. That's how that works.
     
  3. dallasdawg

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    war room dot com
     
  4. DUCKMOUTH

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    I love all body types. Just have decent hygiene and we cool
     
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  5. BuckeyeRiot

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    I mean, decent is a low bar for hygiene.
     
  6. DUCKMOUTH

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    yep. Fine with me
     
  7. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    More butts, please.
     
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  8. DUCKMOUTH

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    I draw the line at pony play though. Maybe

     
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  9. Futureman

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  10. Futureman

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    Will someone with a vast knowledge of hot chicks post some new thiccness so we can get back on track? Also, if you’re taking requests I’m talking 5’7”/165lb or so, natural hammers that peek out the sides of bikini tops and when she turns sideways you can tell she’s draggin’ a wagon.

    Looking at you SugarShaun
     
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  11. TheFreak55

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    not too thick for dallasdawg and I see hand sanitizer so BuckeyeRiot should be happy too
     
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  12. AIP

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    can still appreciate a thick girl but I kinda moved on to something better
     
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  13. Chipper>Jeter

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  14. DUCKMOUTH

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    She’s smoke
     
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  15. TheFreak55

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    get that skinny bitch out here
     
  16. Todd Bonzales

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    Chick is absolutely stunning, but she ain’t thick.
     
  17. Futureman

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    Agreed, she’s too toned for thick imo. That said hoo boy.
     
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  18. DaveGrohl

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    Ass is lacking but

     
  19. orangebl00d

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    It looks like she has two vaginas buried in that mess
     
  20. SugarShaun

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  21. DaveGrohl

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    I recognize those. That's u/littlebitdramatic, right?

    edit: didn't see the first post
     
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  22. Zack Zedalis

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    There is something about a pot & kettle, but I just can’t put my finger on it right now.
     
  23. dblplay1212

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    Are you shaming me for being shaped like a pot?
     
  24. Zack Zedalis

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    I love your shape
     
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  25. TheFreak55

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  26. Chipper>Jeter

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    My bad I was just trying to get the ball rolling :quagmire:
     
  27. Futureman

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    Look man. I don't know if you get paid in gulf coast redfish (See the seafood thread about how much I love Redish, not judging) to promote this account but this very happy, delightful young lady falls into the BBW with great natural tits and big blue eyes category. That's certainly a fetish thread waiting to blow up somewhere but we like our women to give a shit about their BMI. This girl is what I'd refer to as a "super cute fat girl."

    Feel free to start a thread about them, I will watch and like the hell out of selective posts. I'd like to keep this thread to queens with thick thighs, moderately big asses with cellulite (but not like, Karen on a bachelor party mechanical bull in Fort Worth cellulite) and a shaped like a pear, or whatever fruit an inverse pear is. Chicks who hide belly buttons fall into the Lena Dunham, bag of mayonnaise black hole for me.

    No disrespect. I had to wear sunglasses while a girl who looked like that young lady blew me in a drive thru car wash once because a smart man never stares directly at the sun. You understand.
     
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  28. Mr Bulldops

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  29. Joe Louis

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    most confusing thread on TMB :idk:
     
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  30. racer

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    PAWG is the term I prefer for this lovely young lady.
     
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  31. dblplay1212

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    The regulating of what is and isn't thick is weird.
     
  32. Futureman

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    Big fan of pawgs, pawgs are pear shaped. That young lady shaped like a grilled cheese sandwich.
     
  33. Noog

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    Might I remind everyone the reason this thread was started.
     
  34. zachary

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    how about you post what you want. if you don’t like it, just simply don’t click the “like” button.
     
  35. DaveGrohl

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  36. DaveGrohl

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    A lot can change in 4 years apparently
     
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  37. TheFreak55

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    In total chauvinistic attitude I'm still not cool with putting her on the cover of SI
     
  38. SugarShaun

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    I feel like you can word that as “The regulating of what is and isn’t allowed to be posted in this thread” could then apply to most TMB threads
     
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  39. chuckles

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    You're clearly unfamiliar with the SJU thread...
     
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  40. am16401

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    I wish I could like this post 100 times. Dudes acting like people posting pics of chics from my 600lb life in here smh. If the chest to waist to hips and ass curving in the right way then post the chic and let dudes decide who they like our not.
     
  41. IHHH

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    Seriously?
     
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  42. IHHH

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    that’s just sloppy
     
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  43. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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  44. HotMic

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    Liked for the thickness, she needs to calm the hell down on those face filters though.
     
  45. backinblack23

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    I understand your love of bush but she could at least keep in contained, it’s starting to spread too far.
     
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  46. Menelaus

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  47. dallasdawg

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    :roll:
     
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  48. THF

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