Ranch Water

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Ranch Water

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  3. WTF is Ranch Water

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  1. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    acquired some Topo Chico, limes, and tequila (also found a bunch of not-terrible toilet paper and paper towels)

    this is happening soon.
     
  2. The Blackfish

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    Some of the appeal is the ability to drink it all day and not get fat or hungover. You’ll definitely get drunk tho
     
  3. racer

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    Thought we were talking a Minnesota Milkshake for a minute.
     
  4. atxhorn85

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  5. wes tegg

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    I love when they give you the other half of a beer with your michelada so you can add beer to it while you drink it.
     
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  6. BellottiBold

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    Never heard the term before but tequila soda w/ lime has been my go to for bars at concerts for a while :idk:
     
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  7. Stagger Lee

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    You need chili salt for the rim.
     
  8. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    I have Tajin, but I was planning on doing just the basic one for the first try. Then adding things like simple syrup or orange liqueur.
     
  9. Stagger Lee

    Stagger Lee Crazy. Sexy. Cool.
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    No simple syrup. Agave nectar or orange liqueur (Cointreau)

    The salted/tajin rim is a pretty key feature of the drink.
     
  10. dallasdawg

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    yeah why would you ruin it with syrup
     
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  11. steamengine

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  12. UncleJesse

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    Drank them all weekend. Going to drink them again tonight.
     
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  13. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    because I'm out of maple, duh
     
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  14. $P1

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    We paid a friend a total of $50 to chug a bottle of A1 at the Johnson City Hooters one year during the Bristol spring race weekend. He did not have a good night. That's a lot of sodium.
     
  15. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    a bottle of topo has 15mg of sodium
     
  16. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    verdict: ranch water is what Ponce de Leon was seeking
     
  17. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    it is the liquid essence of life itself
     
  18. Pharm

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    Gonna be honest AHA is killing the sparkling water game right now.
     
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  19. infected donkey

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    Just made one of these here ranch waters.
     
  20. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    You had me at "tequila"
     
  21. Joe Withabee

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    I like how it's slowly turning into a fizzy margarita with all of the additions
     
  22. infected donkey

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    I made one with some shitty tequila and had to add some cointreau to it. Next one I made with good tequila, results were pleasant. Don't think it'll beat out my Transfusion's for summertime drink of choice though.
     
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  23. Biship

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    I have key lime la croix, silver or anejo tequila, triple sec and limes.

    Yea or nay
     
  24. Clown Baby

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    Nay
     
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  25. Zack Zedalis

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    Transfusions are my go to on the course
     
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  26. DuffandMuff

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    Same
     
  27. mal630

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    Ranch water is good. The key is Topo Chico because it is awesome.
     
  28. DuffandMuff

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    As a long time fan of tequila soda, I decided to grab topo chico today and make a ranch water.

    And since it’s cinco, I’ll also be concocting the following:
    Spicy marg on the rocks
    Frozen marg
    Fresh guac

    I would like to make a Michelada, but don’t wanna buy the ingredients.
     
    #78 DuffandMuff, May 5, 2020
    Last edited: May 5, 2020
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  29. Todd Bonzales

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    I’m already on my second, this was my first:
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  30. One Two

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    Hello yes I too have acquired the base ingredients for this treat. First timer here, might pull out all the stops and do lime AND orange wedge.
     
  31. One Two

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    This stuff fucks.

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  32. BigRed

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    Picked up The Rock’s tequila to try and have some Tajin seasoning being shipped to the house. Going to enjoy some ranch waters this weekend
     
  33. dallasdawg

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    bros, may you enjoy your happy drunks and minimal hangovers
     
  34. Volholic16

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    I drank this all last weekend and again tonight and just saw this thread.

    So damn good.
     
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  35. miles

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    The ranch water is inside of me rn
     
  36. Zack Zedalis

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    I too am enjoying a ranch water at this time
     
  37. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

  38. stric006

    stric006 Recovering Butter Beer addict
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    I have been pounding this. Great cocktail.
     
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  39. kennypowers

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    I was not aware of this drink, and it sounds delightful.
     
  40. Todd Bonzales

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    Grinding limes in the disposal is the same as grinding rocks change my mind
     
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  41. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    I use like half a lime worth of juice in each of these tbh
     
  42. Todd Bonzales

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  43. Volholic16

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  44. Biship

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    ok got some topo Chico

    i have limes, oranges, triple sec

    what’s the ratio?
     
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  45. UncleJesse

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    Half tequila, half water, full lime. Throw the triple sec in the garbage. Squirt the orange in your eyes.
     
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  46. Biship

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    ok, I’ve seen some with orange but just checking.
     
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  47. Volholic16

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  48. Volholic16

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    Not sure why that is sideways. My fault.
     
  49. infected donkey

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    drinking some ranch water watching Age of Ultron.
     
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