Spoiler PEORIA, IL—While celebrating Mother’s Day today, local woman and mother of two Ellen Taylor, 38, was reportedly served breakfast in bed by her children mere minutes after being voraciously eaten out by her husband. “Ooh, what a treat!” said Taylor while receiving a tray of scrambled eggs, pancakes, and orange juice, sitting up on the same damp sheets upon which she had moments earlier moaned in pleasure as her husband’s firm tongue rapidly contorted in and around her slick vagina. “Strawberry pancakes! My favorite!” Upon finishing her Mother’s Day breakfast, Taylor reportedly urged her children to go downstairs and “let Mommy sleep a little longer.”
that girl sprays on that sunscreen without really making any effort to close her eyes or mouth I always do that because I'm a pussy. She's a bad ass
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Wisconsin has, we are just keeping it on the down low until the $ stops flowing from Lansing. The official Twitter account of the UP made it official last fall.