CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. slogan119

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    Amazing what belief in government (and no Nixon, Reagan, Rep Party, etc) can accomplish
     
  2. ned's head

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    His ad team is doing a good job

     
  3. JBF76

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    I swear to fucking god, I opened this article expecting to hear these huge goggles were Trumps idea of protection against Coronavirus.. :laugh: Then I read the mis information about the kids.. :in-n-out:

     
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  4. chuckmasterflex

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  5. Henry Blake

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    WH is such a great microcosm of our ill-informed and delusional nation.
     
  6. Jimmy the Saint

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    He’s such a fucking man child. Put on your damn mask like an adult.
     
  7. fucktx

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    lmaoooo him telling states to reopen and not giving a shit about masks, but now pussy boy is locking down the wh and making them wear masks

    that’s good shit
     
  8. Beeds07

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    I've wondered (and hoped) that they know the plan to save lives but don't want to enact it at the WH to not seem weak. Please, continue to thumb your nose at staying safe for the sake of the economy.
     
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  10. jrester06

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    If schools in MI go back and require masks and some weird ass schedule we will likely flip to online homeschooling for ours. The both have some anxiety and that would effect them for sure being in a building like that.
     
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  11. Cornelius Suttree

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    Northwestern is suspending contributions to retirement plans for faculty and staff through December

    Yikes. If a school like Northwestern is having to take such measures...
     
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  12. ramszoolander

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    This crisis is going to expose the fact that administration has bloated to a ridiculous degree over the past 20 years in nearly every college and university. That's the real crisis here. Maybe it will be a reckoning. I don't know.
     
  13. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’s nerve wrecking as an adult in an office. I couldn’t imagine doing the same if you were a kid. It takes a lot and you have to watch and pay extra attention to whatever you touch and it’s not like they’d let the kids go wash their hands when they need to.
     
  14. Henry Blake

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  15. Hoss Bonaventure

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    “Not at all, but we gotta let our people get to the nearest Applebee’s because they have liberties.”
     
  16. RavenNole

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    Fauci either needs to quarantine or explain his “limited” contact and why he doesn’t have to. Trump creates enough confusion as is. I don’t think he’s intentionally trying to create a problem but I don’t think he’s handling this properly as of now.
     
  17. Zap Branigan

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    This is near me, I see them do this all the time :facepalm:
     
  18. Beeds07

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    United States up there swinging and missing like Rob Deer.
     
  19. steamengine

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    The guy threatening to bomb Whole Foods a great pages ago has been identified.

     
  20. steamengine

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    We’re living through what happens when the dog catches the car.
     
  21. Russellin4885

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  22. Henry Blake

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    Not a great look by Fauci.
     
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  24. Can I Spliff it

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    There is a single study that said this sort of maybe (and a TON of people are disagreeing with it) and it got blasted all over OAN and i bet Fox News too so it might as well be in the bible at this point
     
  25. ButchCassidy

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    A few hundred lives lost is ok, as long as I get to go to Chili's and get my haircut.

    Good job, UGA.
     
  26. Lyrtch

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  27. Henry Blake

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    amazing
     
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  28. Illinihockey

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    compared to other European countries, Germany isn’t even doing that much testing
     
  29. bro

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    if we had tons of widely available tests, masks, and sanitation materials, we could soft reopen the entire country.

    The blame for the above falls with the federal gov't. Period.
     
  30. BellottiBold

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    Administrative bloat is certainly a problem but you can't talk about the financial picture (at least of public institutions) without also mentioning the degree to which taxpayers have simply stopped funding them. And then there's the whole misplaced priorities angle with regard to major donors.
     
  31. HatterasJack

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  32. NYGator

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    Oh, I wonder what today’s propaganda will be about?

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  33. RavenNole

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    when you start testing aggressively as soon as the virus hits your country and don’t take the first 6 weeks off pretending there’s no problem, you don’t have to test as much. Same reason South Korea has been able to slow down testing. Testing early is the key. If you don’t do that like the US didn’t, you have to test at high levels and socially distance. When you stop social distancing too early like the US has, you have to test at extreme levels to have any chance of containing. The US as a whole should be testing at the same level the White House does. That is likely 5-10 million tests a day. We have done 8 million in 3 months.
     
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  34. Redav

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    This entire ordeal is never racking as hell
     
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  35. RavenNole

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  36. NYGator

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    Fucking moron just pulled an audible and said we are testing more per capita than some countries combined. (Well moron, that is how math works, but it would be ALL not some.)
     
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  37. Illinihockey

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    Agreed. I don’t know why states haven’t developed aggressive contact tracing systems yet. Illinois is up to 20,000 tests a day but if you’re just hoping people come in, you’re not going to stop anything. I think we’re at a 17% positive test rate which in the bottom 20% of the country
     
  38. NYGator

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    I don’t think he knows what it means as evidenced by what I just posted. He did mention about five or six countries we test at a higher per capita rate and then said many many more.
     
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  39. Jake Scott

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    Just got the email, our earliest possible date back is August 1st. I feel like it’s pushed back a month every month.
     
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  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    My mother in law has to drive almost 2 hours to another town to get tested without symptoms and she lives in the most populous areas of Arkansas. They’re only testing symptomatic people.
     
  41. RavenNole

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    Most states are about to go bankrupt. We are seeing conversations about laying off cops, firefighters and other state employees. The state of Illinois certainly has their own financial problems. To build out a program like we need, the federal government either needs to do it or give the states billions to do it themselves. The states don’t have the ability to print money like the federal government.
     
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  42. Daniel Ocean

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    can it make me look like a Panda? If so I am all in.
     
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  43. SD_Irish

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    Why can't they do push-ups at home like the rest of us? Must leg day be skipped if you can't gaze at yourself in the mirror of your local gym?

    I am confused.
     
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  44. Illinihockey

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    Very good point
     
  45. fucktx

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    he sounds like he took about 15 xanax

    god damn this is embarrassing
     
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  46. slogan119

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    It’s roughly 14.3%
     
  47. bro

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    or... he is sick
     
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  48. fucktx

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    i’ve heard a lot of the stupid shit he’s said before but this is way worse than normal

    this is completely incoherent