Official Canon Star Wars Thread: UNLIMITED POWER!

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  1. Nostradumass

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    ESB
    ANH

    TLJ
    ROTJ

    TFA

    ROTS

    TPM
    AOTC
    TROS
     
  2. fucktx

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    guess it’s about time for me to watch rogue one again
     
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  3. Nelson

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    not saying it does, saying it’s a helluva lot better than ROTS lol
     
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  4. fucktx

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    the acting alone puts any of the prequels close to the bottom
     
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  5. fucktx

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    thank god for cw salvaging what the movies fucked up
     
  6. SugarShaun

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    I mean, they had some good/great actors in there. There’s only so much they can do with what they were given
     
  7. fucktx

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    i was almost exclusively talking about christensen tbh

    rewatching them the other day, i cringed a few times
     
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  8. SugarShaun

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    The fact that the good actors can’t do anything with the shit George gave them makes me cut him some slack
     
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  9. Wu

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    Off the top of my head: Neeson, McGregor, Lee were very good

    I think Sam Jackson just wanted to be a Jedi and to get a lightsaber, and didn’t give much of a fuck about actually acting
     
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  10. bwi2

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    Portman is AWFUL in the prequels. Not saying she was given a great hand to start with but she did not turn in a good performance.
     
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  11. fucktx

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    any scene with christensen and portman was so hard to watch
     
  12. fucktx

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    at least palpatine wasn’t a fucking super zombie in the prequels yet
     
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  13. Wu

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    In retrospect, given what the prequels revealed about George’s flaws it’s amazing how relatively well casted and performed Luke, Leia and Han were in ANH
     
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  14. Wu

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    All the criticisms aside, I will always love George to the world he created and because from virtually all accounts he’s a very good dude
     
  15. lazy bum

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    The benefit of having others around to help before he became ALL POWERFUL GOD of the whole thing.
     
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  16. Doc Louis

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    All three combined were almost as good as Sir Alec Guinness
     
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  17. Seavie

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    Was his spirit not put into a clone body? Think I read that in the novelization but can't recall off the top of my head. Not understanding the zombie part.
     
  18. fucktx

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    he was, i was joking

    it made no fucking sense
     
  19. Wu

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    No one really knows and Disney/LFL haven’t really cared enough to clear it up
     
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  20. Seavie

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    I don't think it was explained in the movie. Just grabbed my copy of the novelization and looked. It is explained there. But that's part of the problem with the movie as we shouldn't need a novelization to further flesh it out.
     
  21. Nostradumass

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    One of those movies that gets better the more you watch it.

    Not more times, but I mean every scene is better than the one before. By the time the final few minutes hit, you forget how "just okay" the first half is.
     
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  22. bwi2

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    dark hallway > breathing > saber ignition is just such an incredible payoff for OT fans
     
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  23. Wu

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    I thought for sure Vader was eventually going to appear on the beach and didn’t think they had the guts to cut it that close to ANH
     
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  24. PeterGriffin

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    Kotor youtube movie complete. Started the sith lords movie, but it is 6 hours long. Worth it? I do want more insight into Nihilus. Seems like this would satisfy that itch.
     
  25. Pelican Grove

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    Reposting my rankings since we started doing that again:

    1. The Empire Strikes Back
    2. A New Hope
    3. The Force Awakens
    4. Rogue One
    5. Revenge of the Sith
    6. Return of the Jedi
    7. The Last Jedi
    8. The Rise of Skywalker
    9. The Phantom Menace
    10. Solo
    11. Attack of the Clones
     
  26. Love Tractor

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    Fuck it:

    Rouge One
    Empire
    ANH

    RoTJ
    TLJ
    TFA

    RoTS
    Solo
    TPM

    TRoS
    AoTC
     
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  27. fucktx

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    i think this is mine too
     
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  28. IV

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    You should duck
     
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  29. SugarShaun

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    Your opinion on this one can’t be taken seriously with how much you hate TLJ.

    It would be like me or dtx giving our opinion on someone having TROS in their top tier
     
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  30. Nelson

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    Kennedy is so goddamn annoying on the Mando documentary
     
  31. Aussie

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    I agree. We have all of the talented directors and then Kennedy for really no reason at all.
     
  32. Nelson

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    “the son saves the father, the father saves the son...that’s the story of Star Wars...phantom menace up through a return of the Jedi”

    this is why the sequels feels so tacked on. It’s just such a tangential coda. Filoni clearly doesn’t even really think of them as part of the story. He would have bent over backwards to connect them better if he were more involved throughout.
     
  33. Pelican Grove

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    We need to have as many people do their rankings of all 11 films - we average the rankings and post a thread consensus.
     
  34. Nelson

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    cool you just volunteered to do the math
     
  35. Wu

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    I demand a pivot table
     
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  36. fucktx

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    i’ll vote if we can take tros out
     
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  37. Aussie

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    1. ESB
    2. Star Wars (refuse to call it anything else)
    3. Rogue One
    4. RotJ
    5. RotS

    After this it becomes which ones I hate the least unfortunately.

    6. TFA
    7. TLJ
    8. TPM
    9-11. AotC, Solo, TRoS (I hate all of these equally.
     
  38. zeberdee

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    ESB
    ANH
    RO
    RotJ
    ANH
    Solo
    TLJ
    RotS
    RoS
    TPM
    AotC
     
  39. Joe_Pesci

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    I like the political intrigue of the prequels as a concept but those movies just feel so half-assed

    I swear they are elaborate marketing ploys for Industrial Light and Magic
     
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  40. Aussie

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    Really, they are so close to being something special. Lucas needed someone to tell him no and to show him how to edit a film.
     
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  41. Nelson

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    lucas and others have admitted they only got made because George was excited by new CGI :facepalm:
     
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  42. Joe_Pesci

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    Rabbit hole engaged. I mean good lord. Not even Samuel L. Jackson can make this sound good

     
  43. Aussie

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    A better actor in place of Hayden would have made a large difference.
     
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  44. Nostradumass

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    Liam Neeson, Ewan McGreggor are good actors. Natalie Portman is an oscar winner. Sam Jackson has given much better performances.

    It's not the actors.
     
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  45. Nostradumass

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    all 11

    ESB
    ANH

    TLJ
    ROTJ
    RO

    TFA

    SOLO
    ROTS

    TPM
    AOTC
    TROS
     
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  46. Aussie

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    True. Dialogue is not a strong point for Lucas.

    Lucas is an incredible idea man but a sub par writer and director.
     
  47. PeterGriffin

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    ESB
    TLJ
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    last four episodes of CW
    RO
    ROTJ
    ROTS
    TFA
    AOTC
    TPM
    TROS
    SOLO
     
  48. fucktx

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    ESB
    RO
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    TLJ
    ROTJ
    TFA
    ROTS
    SOLO
    TPM
    AOTC
     
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  49. BleedinGreen

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    ESB
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    R1
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    ROTJ
    ROTS
    TFA
    SOLO
    TPM
    ROS
    AOTC
     
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  50. SugarShaun

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    ESB
    RO
    TLJ
    ANH

    TFA

    ROTS
    ROTJ


    Solo

    AOTC
    TROS
    TPM
     
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