COVID Sports Updates - Sir Yacht's Fan Club

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  1. Marbles

    Marbles Trudging the road to happy destiny
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    This is unfair. I want him to let me go through with my condo rental. But he will allow sports teams.
     
  2. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    There's always some older equipment managers, too. Plus just being among the student and faculty (many of whom could be older/at risk). Plus workers at hotels the teams stay at. I absolutely get why they want it to happen, but barring a lot more tests/contact tracing it seems pretty reckless at this point.
     
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  3. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Holy fucking shit

    This is.....breathtaking
     
  4. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    hey hank

    suck my ass
     
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  5. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    My definition meant effects that are experienced after the disease. These could include effects that last weeks, months, or years after recovering from the virus.

    I wasn’t intending to mean effects not seen for years after the virus.
     
  6. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    that’s a take straight from OAN if i’ve ever seen one

    formulate your opinions, fuck science!

    stick those flashlights up your ass so you can rid yourself of covid and get back on the field you pussy!
     
  7. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    I think we're kicking him out of the fanbase
     
  8. Whammy

    Whammy Donde es
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    Laughed.

    Lyrtch I've always been curious how do you pronounce your username in your head?

    I say "Lur-Tech"
     
  9. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    its a long story but just lurch, as in left in a lurch
     
  10. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    [​IMG]
     
  11. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    See-lem-oh

    Ark-uh-din

    double play twelve twelve
     
  12. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    suh-leem-oh
    ar-kay-din
    ji-gan-tic fuh-king more-awn
     
  13. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Em-Ark-ooze
     
  14. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Sell-em-oh imo
     
  15. w2b

    w2b fan of: Evil Mike Norvell
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  16. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Sell-em-oh
    Ar-kay-den
     
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  17. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Dick-butt-eye
     
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  18. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    where’s arkadin at? must be traveling the world and meeting all the people he hadn’t met yet
     
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  19. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Em - Ar - Ducks
    Em - ar- Not
    EhS - Ay - Ar
    Cee - Em - Wings?
    Ah - Em - Ar - Ducks
     
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  20. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  21. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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  22. xec

    xec Well-Known Member
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    Basketball.
     
  23. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Don't you own like a medical diagnostic lab
     
  24. rockportraider

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  25. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Pass on watching that
     
  26. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    portnoy is a piece of shit
     
  27. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Haw-k
     
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  28. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Present it
     
  29. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    Took my dog to the park and there was a high school team practicing their route tree, but coach had some other drills set up. Football season is here and President T has done it again!
     
  30. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    I get his point considering the original argument for shutting everything down WAS to flatten the curve as to not overwhelm our healthcare system. I mean pull the tapes, that's a fact.

    But his (and a lot of people's) frustration circles back to a lack of effective leadership. Since January it's been nothing but mixed messages from local and federal government. People moving the goalposts to not take steps to open up until finding a cure don't understand virus trends and serve nothing but to perpetuate fear porn and cause further dissension.

    It sure would be nice to have an Angela Merkel or Jacinda Ardern at the helm right now.
     
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  31. Tobias

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    this is such an amazingly stupid post i can’t get over it
     
  32. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    this i can see
     
  33. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    the fact that he never followed up by dropping some truth bombs and shattering our worlds has me feeling some sort of sour
     
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  34. laxjoe

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    has the scientific consensus changed? or are you saying to ignore the science and experts?
     
    #885 laxjoe, May 13, 2020
    Last edited: May 14, 2020
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  35. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  36. Joey Freshwater

    Joey Freshwater Slingin The Pipe Since 75
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    It’s just too big of a money maker for a lot of schools for me to believe they won’t have some form of a season, even if it’s delayed or shortened.
     
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  37. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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  38. rockportraider

    rockportraider Well-Known Member

    The portnoy video is doing some serious triggering.
     
  39. rockportraider

    rockportraider Well-Known Member

    Love to see the optimism from schools about playing football in the fall.
     
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  40. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    He would probably be an improvement over a few of their starting 11 on defense
     
  41. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    I tell my wife I’m about to make her cum every time we’re about to have sex. Doesn’t mean it happens. Ever.
     
  42. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    You dirty
     
  43. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    So the SEC is going to play football and decimate their programs with illness and death right? I'm sure half their coaches are fat fucks.
     
  44. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    It will prob kill some refs and older medial personnel too. Maybe an offensive or defensive linemen as well.
     
  45. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    There is only 1 man to lead us out of this. Lane Kiffin
     
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  46. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    I am pretty confident now that only the PAC 12 won’t play this fall. Maybe also the Mountain West and MAC. Everyone else is going to give it a go, but I don’t think we are going to see the season get finished.
     
  47. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    This is kind of what I think happens. I think they'll try to give it a go. I give it a month.
     
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  48. rockportraider

    rockportraider Well-Known Member

    If you don’t try to make her cum then what’s the point. Optimism is better than the eeyore mindset of the world is over.

    We are getting to the point where we need to learn to live a managed version of normal life with the virus and accept risk associated with it. The number of people who have died without comorbities in the US is estimated to be 500 people total.
     
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