the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dtx, May 15, 2020.

  1. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Absolutely not.
     
  2. OhReally

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    I feel like she wanted to walk away but she missed her chance and now in too deep. I hear to this day she's still standing in that same spot.
     
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  3. steamengine

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    Cyclists are male Karens is pretty good.
     
  4. OhReally

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    It started specifically because of white women calling the police on black people.

    The woman who called the police on the black girl selling bottled water to go on a school trip.

    The white lady who kept the black guy from going to his apt because she didnt think he lived there.

    The lady who called the police on the black people who were bbq in the park.

    They had names like cookout kathy and shit but then it merged to where any spoiled entitled white woman is now a kathy.
     
  5. Emma

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    Oh really?
     
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  6. Whammy Business

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    :edmond:
     
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  7. Daniel Ocean

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    can you post a Karen meme that isn’t? The actions might not be race/age/ gender specific but the meme is.
     
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  8. Daniel Ocean

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    sorry I like to be healthy, fatty
     
  9. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    I’m sorry I made fun of your spandex onesie and dork cleats.
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

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    respect the bulge.
     
  11. devine

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    Are we sure this guy is in the right here? Sounds like people were upset the area was muddy and were leaving. Not sure the protocol on dog parks and if they had a legitimate gripe but he sprayed her pretty quickly into the argument. Gotta keep your composure better than that
     
  12. electronic

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    Unless she owned the property, she was absolutely in the wrong. That dude will probably get fired because it’s not a great idea to hose down assholes, but she was still wrong.

    If it’s a city park and a city employee is watering the ground and making it muddy, the sane thing to do is leave and go about your day elsewhere.
     
  13. EdmondDantes

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    Spraying people with a hose is an underrated and underutilized tactic of settling arguments. Not going to harm anyone, but gets your point across.
     
  14. Henry Blake

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    Head shot to the second girl was nice.
     
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  15. devine

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    Okay I will take the stance they were both in the wrong
     
  16. Marbles

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    Works for Birmingham police.
     
  17. HatterasJack

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    Rule number 1 - Just let it go, my dear Karen or else it gets the hose again.
     
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  18. ryno23

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    Fucking Karens.
     
  19. JGator1

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    Karen Durant few days old

     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
  21. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Karen's do
     
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  22. fucktx

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    dblplay1212

    to karenplay1212
     
  23. southside

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    Top tier posting right here fellas
     
  24. Jigga

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    cyclist
     
  25. Andy Reocho

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  26. Wee Bey

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    Agree. The dude should have at least considered her position, nodded and kept watering. Instead he sprays her? Bitch move, if it was another capable male he would have gotten his ass stomped.
     
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  27. Mister Me Too

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    The ultimate Karening.

     
  28. skiedfrillet

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    Is she saying “the mafia won’t get what they want” ??
     
  29. wes tegg

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    That’s parody.
     
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  30. Emma

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    Just a heads up, most of these reddit videos are not being played in fullscreen. Click the title to fullscreen it.

    This woman has flat earther listed in her FB bio.
     
  31. racer

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    Mind blowing how the people who fee their rights are infringed on are the same people who usually argue that businesses have the right to do whatever they want to whoever they want.
     
  32. texasraider

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    MY PRIVATE CREDIT CARD
     
  33. AIP

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    Omg I laughed so hard and it’s not really that funny, but it is so funny
     
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  34. fucktx

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  35. BrickTamland

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    I wonder if people who say “equivalent to the n-word” are so obtuse as to genuinely believe it or are just speaking hyperbolically (in the way people have murdered the word “literally.”)

    edit:

    whoops
     
  36. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Oh shit, wonder if I can find this. Atlanta holla
     
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  37. GoodForAnother

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    Makes me think of this phenomenal scene

     
  38. Doc Louis

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    A white person who picked that as their Mother’s Day option? I mean come on it’s Karen’s day, can’t she just get some warm cheddar biscuits?
     
    #89 Doc Louis, May 17, 2020
    Last edited: May 17, 2020
  39. Doc Louis

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    Damn she went full Steven Tyler with the screaming at the end there.
     
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  40. Festus McBadass

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    Probably at the brewery
     
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  41. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Ain't nobody got time for that
     
  42. Bankz

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    Any restaurant running 2 plus hours for food should probably stop taking orders because its clear you aren't prepared for the demand. That's some awful management. Add in the fact it looks like the kitchen staff was being asked to remove this pissed off customer who is also in the wrong is not the correct way to go about things.
     
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  43. Bankz

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    This is fucking garbage. She offered to remake it twice. This is why I always over tip the good people working in food service. Especially right now.
     
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  44. Bankz

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    Goodness... Why you got to bring the mafia up in this.
     
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  45. Bruce Bowen

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    She must never shop online. Can’t imagine giving the internet MY PRIVATE CREDIT CARD!
     
  46. Bankz

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    She's in the wrong on so many levels. I don't understand why she can't just order all her "personal" items online. Amazon it bitch.
     
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  47. Bruce Bowen

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    It’s bullshit. Does she tell cashiers to close their eyes while they scan her “personal items”? She’s just looking to argue everything.
     
  48. Bankz

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    The manager handled that well. And that cart dude was fantastic. Almost felt like they staged it but its likely the manager is well trained and that cart dude is just a cool guy
     
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  49. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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