"other things have died too. well not like in the died died sense not like the people who have died obviously I mean, not permanently we can still get them back at some point but you know, died"
So I just turned on Mrs. Doubtfire, before the end of the opening credits we experience a wild Karen reporting Robin Williams for having too much fun. My have how times haven’t changed
What if you haven't gone since you were 13 and you want to eat/drink the world at Epcot? Plus the new Star Wars park looks sweet. I mean, not going until my kid gets older... but if someone said to me "hey, want a trip to Disney (post-pandemic)?" I would be about that shit. Edit: quoted wrong person and I'm not even drunk
I actually thought about a nice shove as she's obviously going tumbling to the ground and then I realized that I'd be even more pissed if I did that and she took just a couple rolls into the wall...as you know damn sure she's the type that's gonna wail on the ground and demand EMS attention even if she's not hurt at all.
A couple stores have Corral's for larger and smaller carts. If I have time I'll organize a few when I return mine. I'm also a little OCD, but if you just walked around a superstore for 45 minutes, what's another minute to return your cart correctly?
In 30 years, is the new white woman going viral meme gonna be "madison" or "kayleigh" or some version of the "-aiden" name gang?
Before covid19 you’d go to the hospital and put on a mask you never think oh shit this is about to get me sick. People against wearing a mask are so weird.
Poisoning yourself. Like in the movies when the mafia kills someone they put a surgical mask on their face from behind and watch them scratch and claw until they suffocate. Checks out.
Thank you for introducing me to Cart Narcs. I've been down this rabbit hole for an hour now https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClMUlr8yHymYgSe58DpUH7w/videos
it’s really going to be hard for there to be a better moment in my day than watching that idiot get tazed.