ITT Britney Spears discussion

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Emjay, Jul 14, 2009.

  1. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Yes. All of this.
     
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  2. War Grundle

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    She’s pretty much drugged out to the point she is just happy to be there. Her handlers keep her on some happy pills and then unplug her at night.
     
  3. Jack Parkman

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    think we could probably point to her lighting a bunch of candles and burning down her gym as a hint to her intelligence
     
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  4. Professor Moriarty

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    This....this was when I realized she was stupid

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  5. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    She doesn't seem like she's on drugs to me. At least at this point in her life. I'm sure she's dabbled at certain points though...I know I would've if I lived her life.
     
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  6. lazy bum

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    Think he’s talking psych meds.
     
  7. rickyrubio4life

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    She’s bayou white trash whose inbred stageparents hit a one in a billion shot. You can’t fake that sloth eyed look.
     
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  8. dblplay1212

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    She from nowhere near the bayou. Kentwood is 5 minutes from Mississippi.
     
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  9. DirtBall

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  10. rickyrubio4life

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    You from Louisiana, then you bayou.

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  11. Jigga

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    BayouMafia
     
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  12. Duck70

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    100%. She seems a bit borderline manic in her mannerisms.
     
  13. Big Meech

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    Every fucking time with this guy
     
  14. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    This fucking guy
     
  15. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    It’s true. She’s from pine wooded part of MS. Us bayou folks would never claim her hometown
     
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  16. EMAW FC

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  17. buckwild

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  18. Jack Parkman

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  19. Daddy Rabbit

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    I'm guessing Britney never played MK3

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    or read a book
     
  20. Jack Parkman

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  21. buckwild

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    Let me know where to sign
     
  22. Jack Parkman

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  23. Jack Parkman

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  24. Soup

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    She looks like the soul has left her body.
     
  25. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    What bangs?
     
  26. VTA

    VTA Smells like a cat ate weed & pissed in a Xmas tree
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    She is now Courtney Love?
     
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  27. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    Let’s not go crazy here
     
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  28. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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  29. Homo Erectus

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    Its still in there somewhere. I believe my penis can help find it.
     
  30. Mr Bulldops

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    She looks like she is loaded but not for recreational reasons
     
  31. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    :runforrest:
     
  32. JonathanCoachman

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    She has the same 1000 yard stare going on you would normally associate with someone that had been fighting a war against Imperial Japan.
     
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  33. Crepeswithasmile

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    those last couple of pics look like they belong in the Mugshot thread. she looks drunk/high/hungover as fuck.

    Reminds me of the typical small town girl that was hot as fuck back in high school, but then spent the next 20 years partying her ass off in that same small town.
     
  34. UncleJesse

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  35. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  36. HotMic

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  37. Big Meech

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    Fucking amazing
     
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  38. prerecordedlive

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    Britney’s eyes are completely devoid of life. Her videos are so strange.
     
  39. One Two

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    Fucking lol
     
  40. Homo Erectus

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    Strange, but doesn't change my mind on wanting to bang her.
     
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  41. Jack Parkman

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    That does not appear to be normal workout attire
     
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  42. Jack Parkman

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  43. Biship

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    Still has gross man calves
     
  44. kinghill

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  45. Jack Parkman

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    Feel like she’s nervous as shit talking to a camera which is strange for someone who has performed for millions
     
  46. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    And more importantly, been in front of a camera since she was like 8.
     
  47. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  48. Ty Webb

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    It’s getting worse
     
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  49. buckwild

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    I'm happy they were able to drug her enough to somehow keep her brain on straight so she could do those years of Vegas shows, because she is looking like she is past the point of no return in sanity.