The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

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  1. IHHH

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    makes absolutely no sense because I am the most lit human being on this earth, pretty sure I am correct
     
    #2101 IHHH, Feb 8, 2020
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  2. IHHH

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    ..
     

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    #2102 IHHH, Feb 8, 2020
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  3. IHHH

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    Or not
     
    #2103 IHHH, Feb 8, 2020
  4. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Not only am I the most lit, I’m also the most relatable
     
    #2104 bro, Feb 8, 2020
  5. IHHH

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    Touché
     
    #2105 IHHH, Feb 8, 2020
  6. IHHH

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    ....
     
    #2106 IHHH, Feb 8, 2020
  7. Corky Bucek

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    He's still mad he didn't get a bid from the XFL
     
    #2107 Corky Bucek, Feb 8, 2020
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  8. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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    It’s like the white trash remix of Sinatra’s “My Way.”
     
    #2108 SmoochieWallace, Feb 8, 2020
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  9. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Are you saying I should remove that from my LinkedIn bio?
     
    #2109 Louis Holth, Feb 8, 2020
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  10. Matt Foley

    Matt Foley RIP EARL
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    Nah, probably his Heisman. Or the fact that he led the entire league in rushing as a QB.

    He’s obviously a shithead, but no need to minimize his college career.
     
    #2110 Matt Foley, Feb 8, 2020
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  11. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    That tweet was very legal and very cool
     
    #2111 buy_dont_lease, Feb 8, 2020
  12. Owsley

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    I don’t think he was minimizing his career. Weird flex though.
     
    #2112 Owsley, Feb 8, 2020
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  13. Matt Foley

    Matt Foley RIP EARL
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    Seemed like a pretty dismissive post to me.

    But maybe I’m just still drunk.
     
    #2113 Matt Foley, Feb 8, 2020
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  14. TC

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    Well, that and the Heisman
     
    #2114 TC, Feb 8, 2020
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  15. 941Gator

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    #2115 941Gator, Feb 8, 2020
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  16. Jack Parkman

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    Still amazes me that with all the obvious red flags he had coming out of college that he went first round
     
    #2116 Jack Parkman, Feb 8, 2020
  17. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Cleveland though.
     
    #2117 VaxRule, Feb 8, 2020
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  18. Bruce Wayne

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    Kyle Shanahan knew what was up
     
    #2118 Bruce Wayne, Feb 8, 2020
  19. Talking Head

    Talking Head The Bag Man
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    I’ll always be grateful to him for sticking a fork in Chizik.

     
    #2119 Talking Head, Feb 8, 2020
  20. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I’m assuming he was drunk?

    Weird how he went away from the spotlight recently. Before he was on video all the time drinking and partying
     
    #2120 devine, Feb 8, 2020
  21. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Nathan Peterman:Peyton Manning :: Tathan Martell:JFF
     
    #2121 Fudd, Feb 8, 2020
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  22. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Putting a win over Alabama above winning the Heisman Trophy is pretty hilariously on-brand for an Alabama fan.
     
    #2122 wes tegg, Feb 8, 2020
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  23. bigred77

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    People finally stopped giving enough of a shit to follow him around

    Everyone except buy_dont_lease
     
    #2123 bigred77, Feb 8, 2020
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  24. brolift

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    Don’t roll and tweet folks
     
    #2124 brolift, Feb 10, 2020
  25. IV

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    couldn’t have one without the other
     
    #2125 IV, Feb 11, 2020
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  26. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    I hate my NFL organization.
     
    #2126 dukebuckeye, Feb 11, 2020
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  27. yaywaffles

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    At least the browns made up for it by drafting Justin Gilbert with their other first round pick
     
    #2127 yaywaffles, Feb 11, 2020
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  28. Tiffin

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    It was his ultimate "Heisman moment"
     
    #2128 Tiffin, Feb 11, 2020
  29. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    No doubt. It's still asinine to claim that beating Alabama was "the highlight of his career" when he won the Heisman Trophy.
     
    #2129 wes tegg, Feb 11, 2020
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  30. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Personally I'll always remember his wacky runs in the bowl game vs Duke
     
    #2130 TC, Feb 11, 2020
  31. Charles DeMar

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    Almost hit it

     
    #2131 Charles DeMar, May 12, 2020
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  32. Jack Parkman

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    #2132 Jack Parkman, May 26, 2020
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  33. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Was that a coming out of the closet post?

    If so, I found it very tastefully done.
     
    #2133 Louis Holth, May 26, 2020
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  34. VaxRule

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    Is Johnny out?
     
    #2134 VaxRule, May 26, 2020
  35. Detlef Schrempf

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    he talking about old town roads?
     
    #2135 Detlef Schrempf, May 26, 2020
  36. El Tiburon

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    Is Roads the guy on the right?
     
    #2136 El Tiburon, May 26, 2020
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  37. devine

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    He’s in the comments telling trolls he banged their girlfriends so I don’t think this was a coming out post
     
    #2137 devine, May 27, 2020
  38. VaxRule

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    Bi?
     
    #2138 VaxRule, May 27, 2020
  39. Bruce Wayne

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    There are only 2 things that come from Texas and he doesn't look like a steer to me
     
    #2139 Bruce Wayne, May 27, 2020
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  40. steamengine

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    Savage
     
    #2140 steamengine, May 27, 2020
  41. Jack Parkman

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    Nobody could have seen this coming

     
    #2141 Jack Parkman, Jun 29, 2020
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  42. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Whiny bitch on the golf course was the only red flag you needed to pay attention to.
     
    #2142 spagett, Jun 29, 2020
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  43. Jack Parkman

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    :gbh:
     
    #2143 Jack Parkman, Jun 30, 2020
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  44. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    everyone must love him then
     
    #2144 Daniel Ocean, Jun 30, 2020
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  45. bigred77

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    Right
     
    #2145 bigred77, Jun 30, 2020
  46. Tarpon Nole

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    #2146 Tarpon Nole, Jul 26, 2020
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  47. Charles DeMar

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    #2147 Charles DeMar, Aug 5, 2020
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  48. Sal Vulcano

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    Scrambling hard to remain “relevant”
     
    #2148 Sal Vulcano, Aug 5, 2020
  49. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    It would be really cool if ARod disappeared too but we live in a hell world ruled by money so that ain’t happening.
     
    #2149 steamengine, Aug 5, 2020
  50. Jack Parkman

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    #2150 Jack Parkman, Dec 12, 2020
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