Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Hawks11

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    It’s as bad as it looks. The ABC reporter was also robbed and took a hit to the back of the head.
     
  2. xec

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    I realize it. I also think he doesn’t care. It’s all about him. In his mind he MUST win. He already has control of much of the government. He has the Senate, the Supreme Court, and the Justice Dept behind him. He is Commander-in-Chief of the military (although I’m not sure all of the military would support him).

    But he might not need to take over the government. As far as the election, if he loses the general vote and the electoral college he might be able to pull off what John Quincy Adams did when he lost both...have the legislatures and supreme courts of a couple of lost swing states decertify their electors. If no one wins the electoral college the House will vote to determine the winner. Each State gets one vote. There are more Red states than Blue states.

    And, of course, there’s always the possibility that he can enact “emergency powers” to indefinitely postpone the elections. And the Supreme Court and Senate will be right there to lick his boots.

    Anyway, don’t take any of this post seriously. I’m just in a bad space.
     
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  3. Charles DeMar

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  4. Joe Louis

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    Protesting for the last two days in Charlotte, NC. Feet are sore but heart is full. Great crowds, all positive, but night falls and things descend pretty quick. Still wouldn't say the protests were "violent" until the police started letting go of the flash bangs and shooting pepper balls. First time I've tasted pepper spray I'll be alright though :rockin:
     
  5. ohhaithur

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    Weird how that keeps happening
     
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  6. Joe Louis

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    I recognize this guy from the last couple days. He had a sidearm and yeah that does weird me out still. But never once made a threatening motion. Some bullshit that white guys armed with AKs can storm the MI Capitol and not get taken down like this ...

     
  7. chuckmasterflex

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  8. RGClemson05

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    He’s Joffrey Baratheon.
     
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  9. Gaknight

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    Is the King of Incels Joe Rogan still proclaiming bunker bitch Trump is a better President than Biden would be?
     
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  10. NYGator

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  11. MtOread

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  12. Bruce Bowen

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    Keyboard warrior.
     
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  13. slogan119

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    Tough to type while hiding out on a bunker toilet
     
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  14. Artoo

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    I'd prefer it if he stays a keyboard warrior instead of coming out and wielding the power of his office to do anything about what's going on. He would invariably fuck things up harder than they already are.
     
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  15. Bruce Bowen

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    I mean yeah, just saying he's too much a bitch to get in front of the country and say anything right now let alone the "hard ass" talk he tweets constantly.
     
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  16. The Walrus

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    What a fucking weak pussy
     
  17. Josey Wales

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    “Omg he went to a bunker” is like an obama level headline that I hope somehow dogs trump for 6 months.
     
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  18. Hoss Bonaventure

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  19. Josey Wales

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    Dummy said “Sleep Joe” and basically that the violent left is with joe. So you’ve got that and big taxes “Plus!” waiting for America.
     
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  20. Doc Louis

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    Like Nordstrom cares if their stuff gets stolen they've already filed bankruptcy
     
  21. fsugrad99

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    Not sure where to put this, but I found it amusing. Dale Murphy - Good Guy. Dale Murphy's Son - Protester. Lenny Dykstra - The Worst.

     
  22. Mister Me Too

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  23. ButchCassidy

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    Trump and his team are going to continue meetings to combat ANTIFA, instead of focusing on the real problem and why the riots are occurring.

    Fuck him and his team. And his followers.
     
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  24. NoNatty

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  25. bro

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    Always odd how he wants to cover for white supremacists
     
  26. Bruce Bowen

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    They say it's Antifa because there are white people protesting right? Because it would be impossible for white people to stand with Black Lives Matter.
     
  27. ButchCassidy

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    Well, MAGA loves black people, but they'd never riot/loot, they're better than that.

    /s
     
  28. herb.burdette

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    He’ll keep saying ANTIFA because all this administration ever does is deflect blame and refuse to accept any responsibility or display any type of leadership.
     
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  30. Charles DeMar

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    NSIAP (always a tweet)

     
  31. Buns

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    Once again, the media will fall for his antifa angle. They play into his authoritarian whims every time. He will use this to further crack down on political opponents and the media do nothing to properly inform the public.

    the roll to fascism continues.
     
  32. herb.burdette

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    Lenny Dykstra and Clay Travis are probably going to have prime time speaking slots for the convention this summer.
     
  33. chuckmasterflex

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    Pretty delicate needle to thread making the argument that the president's enemies, the anti-fascists, are a threat to America.
     
  34. BrentTray

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    Keep this ding dong out of here
     
  35. Bruce Bowen

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    As the country is rioting
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  36. Barves2125

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    Clemson fan who doesn't usually post in political threads. Me thinks he might be a Clay Travis fan and feel Clay is making a good point.
     
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  37. xec

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    Can’t wait for the claims about the Antifa-China-Dems alliance.
     
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  38. timo

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    I've said this a few other places, but you can see their strategy here. Get plenty of footage of white kids looting and rioting and such for campaign ads. Basically update the dog-whistling ads Nixon ran and won with in 1968.



    https://www.washingtonpost.com/hist...that-won-richard-nixon-white-house-years-ago/
     
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  39. Gaknight

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    Trump supporter went to sleep lmfao
     
  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh: "Toys when Andy shows up"

     
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  41. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Its actually ok to say I was wrong.

    No one will judge you.
     
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  42. Can I Spliff it

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    Chicago PD has a very long and very recent history of disappearing people so this is troubling but he ended up being found

     
  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    Don't think we have any proof of this yet
     
  44. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Tom wants to massacre Americans in the street because he can’t nuke China.

     
  45. The B1G Kucktis

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    :runforrest:
     
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  46. duc15

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    he’s salivating at the thought of killing POC
     
  47. Beeds07

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    That is such a good tweet.