Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. chuckmasterflex

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    If I were Zuckerberg I’d simply turn off my hate machine and go hangout in Lake Tahoe for the rest of my life.
     
  2. RavenNole

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    At least trump spoke to his boss today
     
  3. El Tiburon

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    "You governors are a bunch of pussies!," says the fat orange-painted man with a disdain for anything resembling physical activity after turning off all the lights in his home and retreating to an underground bunker despite being guarded by hundreds of heavily armed troops because he's afraid of some brown people hollering outside.
     
  4. NYGator

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  5. Bruce Bowen

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    He’s quenched his thirst for money/success. Now it’s power/influence.
     
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  6. Doc Louis

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    He's trying to avoid saying the government isn't going to stop protestors and trying to get his racist minions to do it for him
     
  7. laxjoe

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  8. BudKilmer

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  9. Drown ‘Em

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  10. Joe_Pesci

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    :roll:
     
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  11. Henry Blake

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    Telling the govs to dominate their citizens is such dangerous language.

    Engaging citizens in a dialogue would help so much. Just like it would have helped in the beginning of '20 w CV and the stock market.
     
  12. Josey Wales

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    Omg listening to this angry fucking boomer yelling into the conf line. Yes don, they’re laughing at you HARD.
     
  13. Joe_Pesci

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    Listening to It Could Happen Here per duc15 recommendation

    I'm starting to get slightly uncomfortable
     
  14. BellottiBold

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    They're hosting mf Limbaugh on The Breakfast Club today. Smdh.
     
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  15. NCHusker

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    His openings are pretty chilling
     
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  16. BudKilmer

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    he’s a fantastic writer
     
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  17. ButchCassidy

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    vs what dear leaders is saying.
     
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  18. Vito Corleone

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    Lake Tahoe is so overrated
     
  19. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  20. DeToxRox

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  21. Vito Corleone

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    He thinks he has a chance at 2024, and his current position will allow him more national press. He, Pence, Cotton, and Cruz will be quite the impressive set of fear mongering christian sociopaths
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    Oh boy, a woman challenging him is gonna make him mad.
     
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  23. El Tiburon

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    See, now this is where the challenge starts. What we generally need from an organizational standpoint — and I’m talking nationally, and locally — is to take this messaging and start directing the anger towards Trump and the GOP establishment. It’s a time that governors, mayors and police chiefs (I know, but I can dream) can come together on this, reject it as unacceptable and use it positively to not only let the communities know this is not who we want to be, but also impress upon everyone the importance of getting every last one of these shitbirds out of office come November.
     
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  24. RavenNole

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    I actually noticed that and was wondering if anyone else caught that. Going to need someone to ask him that when he next takes media questions in a few weeks or the next time he beats the voter fraud drum.
     
  25. BudKilmer

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  26. GrizzliesDrew

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    "You're weak," said the man hiding in a bunker with the lights turned off.
     
  27. Bruce Bowen

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    A woman quoting and saying we should listen to Obama. Would love to watch him read (have some read it to him) this.
     
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  28. Henry Blake

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    Politicians and other influencers are so reticent to call Trump and co. what they are. Traitors and liars. That has to change.
     
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  29. Beeds07

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    He was asked before and his response was I'm allowed to. Of course, no follow up after that.
     
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  30. MtOread

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    Fingers crossed Kobach gets the nomination.
     
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  31. Artoo

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    Fine. Aspen. The Seychelles. Wherever the fuck. The point is not WHERE he goes, you idiot, it's just that h goes and shuts his machines off on his way out.
     
  32. BudKilmer

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  33. BudKilmer

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  34. Jc6

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    Don’t change you take for him. Lake Tahoe is awesome.
     
  35. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    He’s one of the biggest snowflakes on the planet
     
  36. Josey Wales

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    That fat pos is gonna fall into one of these scandals he’s creating.
     
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  37. Charles DeMar

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    There really is an old tweet for everything

     
  38. Born Again Lefty

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    *there’s always a tweet*

     
  39. CUAngler

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  40. Dildo Dawgins

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    Haha former Republican governor and member of GW Bush staff. More of these fuckers need to speak up.
     
  41. Fusiontegra

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    That would put a lot of people out of jobs, unfortunately...but I legitimately wonder what sort of backlash he'd received if he just...turned off Facebook. I assume a board would step in and replace him.

    But think of the havoc in the meantime.
     
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  42. ~ taylor ~

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    It doesn't even matter, because Zuck is going to visit Madame Guillotine before he gets to go hide somewhere.
     
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  43. chuckmasterflex

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  45. slogan119

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    You have to track people.

    Amazing how that wasn’t the answer for stopping an infectious disease.
     
  46. Bruce Wayne

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    I hope Mike Flynn is thankful he was never charged with treason

     
  47. slogan119

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    I think it was Ep 2 or 3 that really made me nervous
     
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  48. CUtigers86

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    Just here to say I broke no rules other than challenging the great and powerful Lyrtch and I was once again banned from a thread. A guy actually more or less e-threatened me and he had his back to speak freely.

    Really nice place we have here. Let me guess, you guys are bitching about Trump and Twitter about how horrible it is and doing the same thing?

    Cool.