Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bro

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    Trump has no plan. He is just a fascist cunt
     
  2. PeterGriffin

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    I have to point you to this fantastic exchange, now with SOUND:
     
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  3. chuckmasterflex

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  4. VaxRule

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    The Real UT
     
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  5. Shawn Hunter

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    So how many people are Trump and the GOP going to assassinate now?
     
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  6. Blu Tang Clan

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    The problem with the 1968 vs. 2020 comparison in terms of the presidential election was that Nixon was the "change" from the unrest that was going on at the end of the LBJ presidency. It's easy to sell "law and order" when you're the opposing party of the one ruling during the "lawlessness." The lack of "law and order" is going on under Trump's watch.

    Obvious caveats of unfair, rigged elections and Trump refusing to leave office apply.
     
  7. El Tiburon

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    His right arm is going to be sore as fuck tomorrow because that's probably the heaviest object he's lifted in 45 years.
     
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  8. indeed

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    Technically, Nebraska was ocean territory in the Cretaceous
     
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  9. Bruce Wayne

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    Anderson Cooper taking just a giant shit all over Trump
     
  10. indeed

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    There’s a difference between BAU voter suppression/manipulation vs what’s on tap in November
     
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  11. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    He’s probably on the Trump hit list now.
     
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  12. bro

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  13. dump

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    now? he’s been on it
     
  14. Drown ‘Em

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    CNN just reported that sources are saying Trump made the decision to concoct this whole thing because he was embarrassed that everyone found out he went to the bunker and looked weak... I mean of course.
     
  15. Bruce Wayne

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    Lmao CNN just reported the whole photo op was because Trump’s feelings were hurt about the bunker story
     
  16. cutig

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    No doubt. He had to walk there so people would think he's strong and definitely not scared
     
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  17. Josey Wales

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    Sources saying trump went outside because he was mad about the coverage of him being in a bunker. Couldn’t pick a weaker person to lead a fucking McDonalds night shift, let alone a country.
     
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  18. Joe_Pesci

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    It's probably pretty reasonable that they took him into the bunker, considering how cautious the secret service is. But it's funny that the guy who fantasized about punching some protester in the face runs as soon as he sees an unfriendly crowd. And hilarious that he had to go out and prove how tough he is the next day.
     
  19. Lorne Malvo

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  20. bro

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    Actual source and tweet
     
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  21. Where Eagles Dare

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  22. Lorne Malvo

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  23. RGClemson05

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  24. Josey Wales

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    Yup yup. That’s that shit I like. (From earlier, like 5 pages ago)

    easiest way to force trump into own goals is to cover something emasculating or idk even reasonable for human—“OMG HE WEARS MASKS”
     
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  25. dome foam

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    So fucking predictable
     
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  26. bro

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  27. Drown ‘Em

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    Just saw this on FB. People work fast.
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  28. RGClemson05

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  29. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    theyre smart enough to know that nobody would buy them even if they asked
     
  30. indeed

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    Right but his main takeaway is going to be that he can flex violent power upon demand.
     
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  31. Josey Wales

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    I keep going back to this. The insane right setting a precedent for a president to do this shit.

    2A pussy ass bitches
     
  32. bro

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    They were actually profitable in 2019 for the first time in a long time
     
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  33. cutig

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  34. bro

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    Put her on tv
     
  35. RGClemson05

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  36. Drown ‘Em

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    Bishop Mariann Budde just went on CNN and condemned Trump for using St. John’s Church as a prop.
     
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  37. Josey Wales

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    She’s on cnn now
     
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  38. RGClemson05

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    she’s on CNN right now
     
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  39. Open Carry

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    She’s destroying him for using the church. Maybe pissing off christians will finally do trump in. Either that or crazies will label her as a liberal heretic.
     
  40. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    prob those crossfit goons
     
  41. 5pyker

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    I hate to break it to you all but the majority of law abiding America respects the decision to uphold law and order.
     
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  42. MtOread

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  43. NCHusker

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    Cite?
     
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  44. lazy bum

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    I wish it would, but the type of christians who will vote en masse for Trump aren't going to care what a female bishop says.
     
  45. snooks

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    The stuff about Covid being a Chinese, Democratic, NWO, and deep state ploy cracks me up. Tells me everything about the people who post that stuff. Like how does that even logistically happen? Do all these factions just have zoom meetings planning this stuff? I honestly feel those people need psychological evaluations and asap.
     
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  46. Open Carry

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    Sexism in the church is still rampant for sure.
     
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  47. 5pyker

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    Reference: November 2021.
     
  48. NilesIrish

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    on CNN now
     
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  49. NCHusker

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    Wat
     
  50. Drown ‘Em

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