Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. pperc

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  2. NineteenNine

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    Sounds neat
     
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    Sounds wild. And it’s a soft j?
     
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    Might just get the 70” Hisense for $500.

    Please respect my decision. No interviews.
     
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  7. devine

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    This is just a random rant but I for the life of me cannot understand why HOAs exist. So you spend 100s of thousands of dollars on a house, and then you’re told what you can and cannot do with it?? That’s insane to me
     
  8. Boo MFer!

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    I have never owned a home that wasn’t in an HOA community. Part of that is just because in the places I’ve lived, those are the most desirable homes. I also appreciate the fact that my neighbors will never have a pink house or a car on blocks in the front yard.
     
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    I mean technically I understand why they exist, i just could never do it and I would probably hate everything about it if I lived with one
     
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    Also, out of curiosity, why would your neighbor having a pink house (this is a weird example because it’s not like neighborhoods without HOAs commonly have pink houses) or a car on blocks bother you?
     
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  11. Boo MFer!

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    Honestly, you probably wouldn’t care. I’ve had some minor dust-ups with the HOA but there’s nothing I’ve ever wanted to do to my house that wasn’t allowed. :idk:

    Pink house was an exaggerated example. I just like having an authority in place to ensure that neighbors keep their homes/landscaping in good shape. It can help to avoid eyesores and keeps property values from needlessly dipping. I’m not saying I wouldn’t buy a house that wasn’t a part of an HOA. Like I said, in many parts of Florida, it’s hard to find a home that isn’t part of one though.
     
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    I understand. Thanks for explaining the other viewpoint of it. To each their own for sure
     
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    #blessed to live in a neighborhood where there’s no HOA and where we all take pride in our landscaping

    also no pink houses, no offense to @johncougarmellencamp
     
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    Need an update for the guy here who is fighting someone about a road. I remember they had a funny name as well.
     
  15. CF3234

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    person in my neighborhood painted their house Garnet and Gold. Yeah, you read that right.

    HOA stepped in and made them re-paint it.

    I love my alma-mater as well, but no fucking thanks on living next to a house that is orange and green.
     
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    Live where there is an HOA and so far it has had zero effect on me in 3 years. Getting ready to do a large patio project so that will have to go through the review board. Might have a different opinion on it after that, but if you know what you are signing up for then there shouldn’t be issues most of the time.
     
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    HOAs are great until you get letter because you put a little yard sign advertising a charity run in support of skin cancer research that your wife helped organize
     
  18. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    how dare your wife shill like that!
     
  19. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    my parents have had their annual fee go from like $300/yr to $5XX something in the last couple years. They are in a Hurricane Harvey impacted area and get the silliest of notes, while houses sit vacant/unfixed/overgrown because flippers have bought them and aren't fixing them, so they look (and basically are) abandonded. Its a nice neighborhood too, on the N side of Houston.
     
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    If devine thinks HOAs are dumb, wait until he hears about CDDs!
     
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    Ours is a POA and while I've sat on the board of it I don't know if there is really any difference between it and an HOA

    I know ours is definitely not heavy handed like I hear stories of others

    Couple of neighborhoods over is a little neighborhood that developed with no POA (still doesn't have one) and there is a very noticeable difference
    Its a wild mix of multiple million dollar waterfront homes to half burned down trailer houses, and their crime rates are significantly higher
     
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    Added lights for seven more trees
     
  23. comrade static

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    3 things.

    1. you’re like, rich, and stuff. Congrats.

    2. the lights look awesome.

    3. I’m surprised with a lot of that size you don’t have a pool.
     
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  25. texasraider

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    We built one at the last house and probably will at this one. If it weren’t for the pandemic we probably would have already started

    also, dual income no kids
     
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  26. texasraider

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    Also created the planters with the trees and added shrubs
     
  27. Lip

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    that’s the neighbors house, no?
     
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    Yes. And they just finished building a pool that had to have been north of $175k
     
  30. Duck70

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    Whats the light level like in the area?

    Personally I would do the following:
    -remove the logs
    -Add some shorter native shurbs and trees (like 5'-7' ft tall) in the area between your slope/deck
    -Add some more dirt to the sides of the box
    -Plant transplant a shit ton of ferns and stuff in that dirt to block the side view/top of the box

    My parents live in the PNW woods and we always transplanted a bunch of things in areas we graded out. Shits free and blends well with your aesthetic.
     
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  32. comrade static

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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    HOAs are peak white Privilege
     
  34. Nug

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    So after some more research and talking to my guy, it looks like nothing is ever allowed on top of drain fields, even if they're below ground. This was confirmed by 2 of my realtor buddies that sell houses. "Yes, you can never build on a drain field." I think it's a regulatory thing more than a safety/weight bearing thing. Oh well.

    I'm still going to try and build a big pergola over it with some hanging vines/plants, but not until later this year.

    My buddy has a massive drill bit, so we're drilling holes through the logs and sledgehammering some rebar through this weekend.

    Also building a fire pit and 15-20 ft of garden trellis. My current cart at Lowe's is sub $500, would like to keep everything under $1,000.
     
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  35. Matt Foley

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    It's probably got something to do with accessing it later if you need to maintain it. :twocents:
     
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  36. Nug

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    Correct. Just a lot of shit that can go wrong if it needs emergency (or non-emergency) access; especially if you have an affixed structure.

    Just going to do my best to cover it up.
     
  37. BigReff73

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    I still say that’s BS but whatevs. 2’ of soil weighs more than a fire pit, some chairs and a teepee. And if there was an emergency, it would be easier to move than digging up 2’ of dirt. I get not having a guest house on one of these things, but normal yard activities should be allowed.
     
  38. YNWA

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    I've been putting off painting the exterior of my house for the past 5 years. Finally contract someone to do it and its rained every day for the past week here in S Fla and is 80% chance the next 10 days. :whyioughta:
     
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    Sounds like quite a lovely evening. Does he mind you posting so openly about his massive drill bit on the internet?
     
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    As a guy with drill bits that size, I can tell you he is happy for anyone and everyone to know he has it, and will whip it out to show you anytime you want
     
  41. blind dog

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    Last night noticed floor had some wet spots and then wife heard dripping from ac return. After a minor freak out cut the drain line and blew it out with air compressor and poured a little bleach in it. Also added little connector so it would be easier to do next time and won't have to cut again. Nbd I'm an expert repairman now
     
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    This got me from six to midnight real fast...
     
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    Probably a good idea to put a float switch in as well
     
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    I def know how to do that but you might want to explain how to the non expert repairmen ITT
     
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  46. Nug

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    So have a cart in Lowe's that I was able to keep below $1,000, doing curbside pickup on Friday on my way down to the property. Plan is:

    -rebar and holes through those massive logs

    -Fire pit -- got about 30 fire bricks to frame the pit underground, going to frame the top/outside with rocks from the nearby river

    -Four 48" L x 36" H x 24" W planter boxes, with a remesh trellis at each, much like this:

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    I'm the worst fucking handyman ever, so have a few friends coming down to help me. We shall see.
     
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    We have been at our house a little less than a year. Dryer has tripped circuit breaker probably 10 times in that time period. Thoughts?
     
  48. bigred77

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    Breaker could be weak, or dryer could have a problem
     
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  49. DistantFactor

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    Sounds like your house electrical system has cancer. Ts & Ps
     
  50. Matt Foley

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    He just needs to change the breaker fluid and it’ll be good.