Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Marbles

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    Found the pizza cutter in an old pizza box that I had thrown away. Not sure why my wife insist on recutting pizza then leaving the cutter in the box in the fridge. Maybe it’s my fault for not checking the boxes but this would’ve been the 4 one that was thrown away.
     
  2. ned's head

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    Is she putting empty boxes in the fridge?
     
  3. Marbles

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    They have like a slice of two left and sit there for 5 days till I decide it’s time for it to be thrown out.
     
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  4. DUCKMOUTH

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    Once got a Big Mac from McDs and got home to realize there was no meat on it. Went back up there and they accused me of eating the meat and trying to come back and get free food.

    I finally convinced them, but at that point I was like I ain’t eating the new burgers now. May have spit on them.

    sorry, the whole chili only story reminded me. Carry on with the stupid GF convo
     
  5. Clown Baby

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    I see right through your “receipts” post DUCKMOUTH. You’re obviously gonna show that post to the McD’s employee next to you try to double dip on patties.
     
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  6. Snakes

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    The pizza would taste a lot better later if you put them in proper Tupperware.
     
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  7. bigred77

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    You call ziplock bags "Tupperware "?
     
  8. Name P. Redacted

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    Looks like nu-way
     
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  9. Homo Erectus

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    Had the same thought. Except NuWay also has mustard and onion.

    I sort of want one of their rootbeer floats in frosted mug now.
     
  10. lfriend

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    Tell me more about this 3 way
     
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  11. BayouMafia

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    I’ll buy a hotdog stand if I’m trying to be frank
     
  12. Funshot Residue

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    1 part hockey game
    3 parts Canadians
    Cocaine (powder) to taste

    Blend in men's room.
     
  13. billdozer

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    Do it, don't be a weenie.
     
  14. Daddy Rabbit

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    You don't have the courage to mustard up.
     
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  15. HotMic

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    It would be an accomplishment you could relish.
     
  16. dathalfnukkahd

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    Ham, no Burger!

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  17. Clown Baby

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    It brings me no pleasure to report that these four posters were killed in unrelated drone strikes this afternoon. More details as they emerge.
     
  18. Doc Louis

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    Hate to see that kind of senseless brutality in these troubled times. All because hot dog buns manufacturers refuse to package weenie length buns in packs of 8. Instead people are forced to hunt for bun length weenies in packs of 12.
     
  19. Shawn Hunter

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    But is there money in the stand?
     
  20. BayouMafia

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    I truly believe that history will judge me as super hip and cool since my post was a quote of a days-old Run The Jewels song, not mere dad-jokery like the succeeding posts
     
  21. dahldennsull

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    Backs up her car... into your car...

    [​IMG]
     
  22. WillySaliba

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    You can make an absolute killing slinging hot dogs. They have a better overhead than a pizza shop.
     
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  23. One Two

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    Can confirm. My friend’s younger bro was in the restaurant industry and took out a loan to buy a historic Birmingham brick and mortar hot dog place when the original owner announced he was retiring. He kept all the recipes the same with a few new menu items and is killing it. Hardly any space inside it for seating but there is usually a line out the door at lunch time.
     
  24. Clown Baby

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    Tmb sharks, today I’m asking for $100,000 for 20% of my hot dog cart
     
  25. Clown Baby

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    Our plan to keep overhead low is to eliminate the hot dogs from our famous chili dog
     
  26. WillySaliba

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    Yeah know a few people that have/had stands and they are all very well off. Never thought about it before I met them but if you break it down it’s insane the profit you can make.
     
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  27. WillySaliba

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    Especially in SC. Don’t even need tomato for your chili.
     
  28. Clown Baby

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    We also serve a quesadilla that’s just loose chicken in an uncooked tortilla (no cheese)
     
  29. WillySaliba

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    I just ate but I am now hungry.
     
  30. Jimmy the Saint

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    Can I get ketchup with that? :lick:
     
  31. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Every restaurant in Clemson only serves Hunts ketchup. Such a weird town.
     
  32. billdozer

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    That's not true at all. What a weird thing to claim.
     
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  33. wes tegg

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    prove it
     
  34. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Have you ever been there??
     
  35. billdozer

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    Of course.
     
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  36. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Why are you calling me a liar?
     
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  37. One Two

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  38. billdozer

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    You know what, not worth it.
     
  39. Champ

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    There’s money to be made with hot-dogs and fries. Just need relatively cheap rent, and you’ve got to be willing to put in the hours, as you want to keep the labor cost as low as possible.
     
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  40. Clown Baby

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    Guys, billdozer got killed a drone strike earlier. It’s unclear who’s posting these lies on his account.
     
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  41. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  42. Clown Baby

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  43. Capt Wigs

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    A TMB hotdog cart can only serve catsup.
     
  44. HatterasJack

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    How many times has billdozer had to haul a can of paint to the top of that water tower to defend his sister’s honor?
     
  45. wes tegg

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    TIL billdozer has never been to Clemson.
     
  46. Clown Baby

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    And he was killed in a drone strike, which were made famous by Barack Obama, whose Secretary of State was John Kerry, who’s married to Teresa HEINZ Kerry.

    Really makes you think
     
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  47. Daddy Rabbit

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    What's worse is he has lived in Anderson his whole life.
     
  48. wes tegg

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  49. wes tegg

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  50. Snakes

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    god damnit clown has done it again