the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    all accents can be sexy on the right woman. I assume there is one Northeastern one.
     
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  2. fucktx

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    :edmond:
     
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  3. Daniel Ocean

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    Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny is wicked sexy.
     
  4. mb711

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    A woman can be sexy with a bad accent, but a bad/annoying accent will never add/enhance the sexiness. Tomei was amazing in MCV, and the accent added to the performance in my opinion. Bottom line though, a lady is sexy, but the accent(if it's bad) isn't(there are times where an accent can up the level)
     
  5. Blu Tang Clan

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    That’s a good example. I could listen to her explaining tire marks and positraction of a 1964 Buick Skylark all day.
     
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  6. infected donkey

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    East Texas is just southern drawl, closer you get to SE Louisiana you get more cajun shit, West Texas isn't bad more like a midwest/south hybrid so they can blend in anywhere if needed.
     
  7. Daniel Ocean

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    this is getting close to bad mouthing my love. I’ll fly out to the nearest Publix and beat the ever living shit out of you.
     
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  8. EdmondDantes

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    Southern accents are generally bad on a male, but many times actually quite good on a sexy lady.

    Whereas the abrasive northeastern accent is never good on anyone; its the lowest ranked overall accent on my accent power rankings.
     
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  9. pearl

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    #959 pearl, Jun 14, 2020
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  10. OhReally

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    Dont state this as fact till you fuck a Vietnamese woman. Their language sounds so rough in any situation.
     
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  11. jbr

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  12. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Younger women? Yes

    Older women? Ewww
     
  13. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  14. Mister Me Too

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    :oface:
     
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  15. Bruce Wayne

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    I need videos like this injected straight into my eyeballs
     
  16. NineteenNine

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    West Texan with no real accent checking in. Unless saying “y’all” a lot is an accent.
     
  17. pearl

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  18. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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  19. Hank Scorpio

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  20. Joe Withabee

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    The 1964 Buick Skylark did NOT have positraction. You’re confusing it with the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.
     
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  21. Henry Blake

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  22. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Please tell me The Coli is already using them.
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    well that wouldn’t be an accent, would it.
     
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  24. 20/20/20/20

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    :karen:
     
  25. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  26. fucktx

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  27. EdmondDantes

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    That woman is extremely intoxicated.
     
  28. Detlef Schrempf

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    Yeah she’s drunk as fuck
     
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  29. Constant

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    Were both of those available in mint metallic green?
     
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  30. VaxRule

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    Dey wuh!
     
  31. Constant

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    That courtroom scene is one of my top 5 easy. Pesci, Fred Gwynn, and Lane Smith are letter-perfect, and Marisa Tomei is a Joisy goddess.
     
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  32. OhReally

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    Ya all Vietnamese accents are bad. How about that?
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

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    My niece is half and I don’t remember thinking anything about her grandmother’s accent. But, okay.
     
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  34. pearl

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  35. Detlef Schrempf

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    What kind of group chat can you see messages that happened when you weren’t in the group chat?
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    she was in it kicked out and came back. She’d be able to see what she missed while she was out.
     
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  37. Detlef Schrempf

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    i don’t think that’s how it works in iMessage? That’s why I was confused by it
     
  38. Gaknight

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    That’s GroupMe
     
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  39. Detlef Schrempf

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    I use group me just don’t think I’ve ever been kicked out of a group, and then reinvited back into one. What a strange and shitty dynamic to a “friend group,” maybe I’m just getting old as fuck.
     
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  40. GrizzliesDrew

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    This lady's husband (the male Karen in the video) got fired from Raymond James. She WAS CEO of some small makeup company. EDIT: THEY BOTH FIRED
     
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  41. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Obviously couples like this are both generally racist, but imagine your dumb spouse (assuming you weren't there) getting you fired from your job because he/she had to have a racist tirade on video.
     
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  42. pearl

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  43. Detlef Schrempf

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    that picture doesn’t look like her imo
     
  44. Daniel Ocean

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    ive never been kicked out but I left a group and I thought I was able to get the messages. Maybe I am mistaken.
     
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  45. beist

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    He was the guy in the video, wasn't he? If he got fired and he wasn't even there, that's fucked up.
     
  46. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Right, my point was this happening without you being present.
     
  47. Garrity19

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    Well at least this Karen doesn’t have a job to lose.
     
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  48. Bruce Wayne

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    She claimed she owns her own business but you don't own a business and drive a 30 year old ford ranger
     
  49. Detlef Schrempf

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    Her husband definitely runs a lawn crew, and she definitely “does the books.”
     
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  50. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    what if your business is selling 30 year old ford rangers?