the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dtx, May 15, 2020.

  1. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    What a piece of shit
     
  2. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  3. Constant

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    Wow. That goes way beyond Karening. I'm often a little uncomfortable with people getting burned so hard instead of educated, but this bitch needs to get exiled.
     
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  4. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    Former webcam model too. Under the name of Staci Succubus
     
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  5. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    So I’m assuming you’ve seen her feet
     
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  6. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    more like Staci Sucksbutt am I right?
     
  7. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
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    She’s a “pornstar/webcam model”, Staci Succubus, for anyone who wants to do some research.

     
  8. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Can’t believe she has been charged with prostitution
     
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  9. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    Damn. Apparently, she’s a recovering addict cam girl who was busted for prostitution 10 years ago
     
  10. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  11. Gambler

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    You know this bitch pegs her husband.
     
  12. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  13. Doc Louis

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    The backwards hat gives it away that he's a douche
     
  14. Emma

    Emma
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    Pearl MS btw

    Fullscreen etc etc
     
  15. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Deleted?
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Damn it was name address and phone number

     
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  17. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    "Excellent people skills"
    :yousoricky:
     
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  18. pearl

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    I was just in this Walmart 2 days ago. I live a mile away
     
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  19. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    party city not playing around
     
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  20. beist

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    It appears stacis videos have been deleted from the usual sites. Usually at this point I would venture into 3rd and 4th tier sites for additional research but it’s a little early in the morning for the kinda shit that you see at those places.
     
  21. Constant

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    Thank you for your sacrifice.
     
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  22. Emma

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    Fullscreen etc
     
  23. GrizzliesDrew

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    I like how it always starts with "I have a medical condition" and ends with "there is no virus"
     
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  24. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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  25. matistic

    matistic Well-Known Member
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  26. Doyle McPoyle

    Doyle McPoyle Well-Known Member
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    That lady should wear a mask permanently
     
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  27. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    She looks like the Black Hole Sun video
     
  28. Constant

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    87b3249a7fe12d991a4f4ce3a2e60b4f.jpg
     
  29. Mister Me Too

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    [​IMG]
     
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  30. Professor Moriarty

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    Is her medical condition that a mask won’t cover that black abyss of a mouth
     
  31. Emma

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    Not all heroes wear capes some wear towels.

    - not mine
     
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  32. Constant

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    I have a medical condition that requires that she wear a mask.
     
  33. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    [​IMG]

    The Mouth of Kauren
     
  34. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    what is this gif from?
     
  35. Professor Moriarty

    Professor Moriarty Well-Known Member
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    [​IMG]
     
  36. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    Mouth of Sauron from Return of the King
     
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  37. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    I thought that was it thanks!
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Heroes come in different shapes and sizes

     
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  39. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Extra large
     
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  40. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Rarely ever open the Nextdoor app because it’s just old people complaining. Glad I did today to get this heater from Tanya

     
  41. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Tanya seems like a real bitch.
     
  42. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Or feedbag
     
  43. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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  44. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    Way too many quotes for me to buy any "lemonade" from this "stand"
     
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  45. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  46. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    WOOOOOOORLD STAAAAAR
     
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  47. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    There are way too many of these disgusting monsters to keep up with whether or not they ever get what’s coming to them.
     
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  48. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    What a gross lady. Also acting like that in front of her little boy. Fuck her
     
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  49. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    Oink oink killed me

     
  50. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    She’s paying for all the food because she’s eating all the food