Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by ...WTX...?!?!, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    I see it across I-30 every day, taunting me from my office
     
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  2. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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  3. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    I just purchased Out of the Park 21

    Ready to get drunk and show I'm better than JD
     
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  4. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    i do that on the show every day
     
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  5. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    I just signed Dave Valle to manage my Dominican Summer League team and some local I never heard of the be the fixer when the kids get rowdy

    Already looking up!
     
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  6. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    i pitched like 10 straight complete games with kluber and flipped him for wander franco
    :cool:
     
  7. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Fucking Nats offered me Howie Kendrick for Minor

    lol no, I’m trading the whole rotation at the deadline for prospects....ownership just wants me to get to the playoffs by 2025

    Gonna wait for Arrenado to be a FA
     
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  8. texasraider

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    Can I play this game on a switch?
     
  9. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    it’s on pc

    the show is on ps4
     
  10. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    PC only

    Mookie Betts hit for the cycle on opening day

    1-1 after two games. Gallo drive in four in a 6-5 win.

    Roogie is starting hot....wanna trade that shit
     
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  11. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    i trade odor immediately every time i start a new franchise on the show
     
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  12. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    He’s doing ok. I forced the manager to start him at 2B over Solak. I’m not REALLY trying to win this year and try to build for the future, although I do have marching orders from Ray.

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  13. texasraider

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    I’m probably going to buy this because I’m bored and I finished my puzzle
     
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  14. Line 4 Guy

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    Avoid ESPN tonight at 6 pm.
     
  15. BayouMafia

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    hardest of passes
     
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  16. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    they basically drafted nick solak again

    cool, i guess
     
  17. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    worst draft pick they ever ever had today

    so that’s cool
     
  18. Line 4 Guy

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    Maybe im missing something but is he the only player drafted so far not listed in the top 200 prospects?
     
  19. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    he’s not even in the top 500...
     
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  20. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    from lsb:

    This is the weirdest pick of the draft so far. Carter isn’t on the Baseball America top 500 draft prospect list, and no one on the MLB Network seems to know who he is.

    He is listed at 6’4”, 190 lbs., is a left handed hitter, and is one of the younger players in the draft, not turning 18 for another few months. He’s a Duke commit, but obviously won’t be going to Duke.

    I’ve got nothing here. I don’t know why they took Carter here. I’m baffled.
     
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  21. Line 4 Guy

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    Maybe we are the team that was talked about punting this draft. Good lord not even the guys covering the draft knew who this guy was.
     
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  22. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    jd’s time is going to be running out soon

    shit mlb product, and average farm system
     
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  23. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  24. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    I'm pretty sure our ownership is just looking to sell

    Gonna take all that taxpayer money to up the value and cash out

    Eat the Rich
     
  25. Pokes

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    At this point I hope they do. Not a fan
     
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  26. texasraider

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    Marc Cuban please buy the Rangers
     
  27. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    I remember the "Anyone but Cuban" sentiment from the last go around. That worked out well!
     
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  28. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    ready for new ownership and gm

    the farm system sucks and jd is shit at drafting

    the mlb team sucks ass outside of the rotation and gallo
     
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  29. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    Bizarro world compared to a decade ago
     
  30. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  31. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
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    Good news. We won’t lose 90 games this season.
     
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  32. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    gallo has covid
     
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  33. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Don't play this year Joey
     
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  34. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    don’t play the astros until september
     
  35. Pokes

    Pokes Younger, hipper, cooler
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    I know it got bashed for the exterior, but interior of the new park looks pretty good. Don’t like the suites behind the plate though
     
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  36. fsugrad99

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    Agreed, interior looks great
     
  37. BayouMafia

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    Can’t score
     
  38. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Here lie the Rangers

    They never scored
     
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  39. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    the Rangers and dtx have something in common
     
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  40. texasraider

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    This team (offense) sucks
     
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  41. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Jawnny Hernandez got something
     
  42. Pokes

    Pokes Younger, hipper, cooler
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    Kid was throwing gas
     
  43. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    neat

    go sports
     
  44. captbunch

    captbunch Fan of: Texas Tech, Texas Rangers
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    First place July 24. Fuck yeah
     
  45. Stagger Lee

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    I miss the days of Gonzalez, Sierra, Franco, Palmer, Pudge, and Greer putting up 10 runs in 11-10 losses
     
  46. texasraider

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    I loved Lynn explaining his control issues by saying it was mechanics and then halfway through saying, “look. I missed baseball. I missed going to work. So I was jacked up”
     
  47. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Needed a combat jack in between innings
     
  48. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    the nonexistent offense is dope
     
  49. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    Alright this ballpark sucks, gimme back the jet stream
     
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  50. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    it’s fitting for the shit team

    either trade for some offense or trade away a couple of pitchers