CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by shaolin5, Jan 20, 2020.

  1. RavenNole

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    I think for a lot of these people a friend can’t just get infected. They need to know someone who is sick. I just had an overweight “friend” suggest a Rona party where everyone go to a friend who has its house and just get it so we can go back to going out to dinner. It’s Florida. We have so many idiots.
     
  2. JacobPalmer

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    50%-75% of max capacity is still a shitload of people at most places. Most of these bars probably only hit 75% capacity a handful of times a year so limiting it to that isn’t really going to change things up much IMO
     
  3. Beeds07

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    Yeah, Florida is under the national rate of a problem that they could have done a better job at and had an even lower rate. Also, sure 9/11 was bad, but if you compare it to the holocaust...
     
  4. fucktx

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  5. afb

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    so Pence is pro-mail in ballot?
     
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  6. BUstang

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    I have seen numerous bars here in my area (Houston) opening up seating in the parking lot, separate from the building. So in effect they are sidestepping the occupancy limits thereby defeating the entire point of the capacity limits.
     
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  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Now do restaurants
     
  8. fucktx

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    gonna be really interesting when something like this happens

    ny: 700 cases, 43 deaths

    fl: 30000 cases, 43 deaths
     
  9. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    WHAT. THE. FUCK.
     
  10. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    BC there is no god.
     
  11. Cornelius Suttree

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  12. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Usually to be considered a restaurant, you have to have a certain % of sales categorized as food. If you do not meet the threshold, you are considered a bar. This is why a lot of bars started serving food to circumvent the closings. The idea is if someone goes for a meal, they stay for a shorter duration than someone going to have 4-5 drinks.
     
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  13. Henry Blake

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    I guess TX/CA will update later. TN/GA ticking upward.
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  14. Nole0515

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    So I know of a decent amount of bars that serve food and when drinks are ordered bartenders will put them in as food so their food ordered is 51% and alcohol ordered is 49% and so they dont have to have a liquor license
     
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  15. fucktx

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  16. Jimmy the Saint

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    You should probably explain to him this isn't adult chicken pox.
     
  17. Henry Blake

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    Can't conceive of getting on a full plane. Nuts.
     
  18. Hoss Bonaventure

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    TX: 1,500,000 cases, 7 deaths. TEXAS STRONG!
     
  19. BP

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    Seems ill timed
     
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  20. shaolin5

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    New thread title.
    Not because it's funny, but because it's true.
     
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  21. RavenNole

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    some people are a lost cause. I’ve done all I can.
     
  22. ATXCane03

    ATXCane03 Perpetually Negative Sports Fan
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    It's American Airlines. Nothing surprises me with them.
     
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  23. fucktx

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    especially since they’re based in texas
     
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  24. bertwing

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    We might crack 45k cases today
     
  25. Fuck this

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    Fuck everyone.
    Fuck it all.
    Burn it all down
     
  26. blind dog

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    username checks out
     
  27. fucktx

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    definitely cracking 5k in texas

    might be down a little bit though
     
  28. billdozer

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    SC just missed a new high
     
  29. fucktx

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    down like 200 cases but hospitalization record for like the 17th straight day

    fucking neato
     
  30. fucktx

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    probably not great when statewide hospitalization usage is 79% but idk
     
  31. Handcuffed

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    moving to texas next weekend. this is so shitty.
     
  32. fucktx

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    where to
     
  33. Handcuffed

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    austin area
     
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  34. fucktx

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    well, at least it’s not houston right now

    as far as covid goes
     
  35. Phil Connors

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    My folks have it. It’s been rough on them. They’re 67 & 64. Dad doesn't like the taste of coffee and that’s just crazy to me. Was around them on 6/14 ( :facepalm: )so I got tested today. No symptoms yet so I’m guessing I’m good.
     
  36. fucktx

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    texas passed illinois today
     
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  37. Henry Blake

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    Hospitalizations were going up ~200/day in TX/FL a few days ago. Now 350. I haven't looked at FL's numbers to see how many more each day.
    ETA: FL is holding at 200 new each day
     
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  38. HowdyHorns

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    Welcome to the party pal!
     
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  39. Jean-Ralphio

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    Why would you guess that when its quite normal to have no symptoms?

    Sorry about your parents.
     
  40. Phil Connors

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    Just assuming but you’re right. Taking all precautions until I get the results.

    thanks. Been pretty rough on them
     
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  41. Jean-Ralphio

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    Yea its scary i’m sure.

    Cool just wanted to make sure you take all the precautions. i feel like a lot of people wont.
     
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  42. PeterGriffin

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    Welcome to another US new daily high.
     
  43. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Fuck
     
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  44. two

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    Just heard on the local news Pence had a private call with the airline industry and now United and American are going to full capacity :facepalm:
     
  45. fucktx

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  46. jokewood

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    Bring your ventilator.
     
  47. bertwing

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    You’re doing great dtx

     
  48. One Two

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    If a movie theater is spread out and people are wearing masks I think it would be pretty low risk unless it’s a marvel movie and everyone is screaming at the movie

    that being said I have zero desire to be in a movie theater right now
     
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  49. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    That looks fucking miserable
     
  50. Tobias

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    who would possibly find something like this fun even in non pandemic times