Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. Emma

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  2. Hank Scorpio

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  3. Randy Dangus

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  4. Randy Dangus

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  5. Truman

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    This is outstanding
     
  6. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Big tech silencing conservative voices again

    -Ted Cruz, probably

     
  7. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  8. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Wish this little cuck would kill himself

     
  9. BellottiBold

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    I like the people pointing out that it actually happened yesterday, when Trump was president :laugh:
     
  10. Lyrtch

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    the rhetoric being used by conservatives lately is extra poor

    like "this is joe bidens america" when trumps president already is a really bizarre claim to square. i get its trying to make this election a law and order thing, but it doesn't work when your guy is already in charge.
     
  11. Lyrtch

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  12. ashy larry

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  13. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I will also not be backing Haley in 2024
     
  14. Truman

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  15. BellottiBold

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    Turtle bitch tweeted in support of mask wearing and imo, with what we know about him, he's increasingly worried right now.
     
  16. The Banks

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  17. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Imagine a government that did things
     
  18. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    kicking it with cheese fajita wife
     
  19. Doc Louis

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    And it would hurt because like other sociopaths, that doughy sociopath clearly is wearing a polo without an undershirt
     
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  20. jokewood

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    Underrated detail: her being able to locate a gun but not a pair of shoes.
     
  21. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    So wait, the conversation is still, even after he told us the intel accessment was credible, that he STILL hasn't been briefed?
     
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  22. MORBO!

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    I, for one, have never understood how anyone can wear a polo shirt with an undershirt on. A button down dress shirt, sure. But not a polo.
     
  23. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    Looks like he's testing out his new nickname for Biden:


     
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  24. Vito Corleone

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    A 'knowing' lie

    We deserve a President that can speak the English vernacular

    Actually, we probably don't
     
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  25. brahmanknight

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    Why does Trump have such a fixation with MS-13?
     
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  26. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    It rhymes with Box Stews...
     
  27. Tug

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    I just spent too many minutes trying to figure out how “racist” rhymes with Box Stews
     
  28. BudKilmer

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  29. Truman

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    Just got a Trump fundraising email. Which makes me think and database w my email was sold to the campaign. Wish I knew what it was so I could never visit that site again.
     
  30. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Sometimes I sign my friends up for these as pranks.
     
  31. BudKilmer

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    Used to get them all the time. Kept replying to the ones from McConnell, Pence and DonJr with “I hope someone you love dies of COVID.”

    I don’t get emails anymore but I’m likely on many watchlists

    :yousoricky:
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

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    he is a racist asshole.
     
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  33. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    cite?
     
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  34. DUCKMOUTH

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    I mean even if his theory is correct. Ben basically sums up one of many reasons he’s a shitty president. Let’s break down.

    1. Trump was bored and didn’t have much going on which is why he retweeted. Can’t believe a president would not have much going on with the state of things
    2. Doesn’t read his briefings even when presented in condensed bullet point form.
    3. Too stupid to watch the whole video as president before he retweeted it.

    Ben really just made points on why Trump sucks. Thanks, Ben
     
  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    "He didn't watch the video all the way until the end"

    White Power happened like in the first 15s
     
  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's amazing a massive audience can listen to thst fucking voice
     
  37. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  38. Brocktoon

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    is leaving being the solo host of a national drive time radio show to be a co-host on a weekend cable news show considered an upward career move? Seems like ESPN was getting worried about his Ben Shapiro-lite shtick in this current climate and he bolted before being ran out
     
  39. Doc Louis

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    But we know it's a lie because Trump is old and doesn't use computers
     
  40. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Gonna be so weird seeing so many people actually pay proper attention to virology.
     
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  41. steamengine

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    I just got a text asking for support for AOC’s opponent in the general, what the hell?