Clay Travis is a plagiarizing, no-talent assclown

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  1. IV

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    Rian
     
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  2. Daniel Ocean

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    well that wouldn’t spell Ryen, now would it?
     
  3. Can I Spliff it

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    imagine being stupid enough to like desantis
     
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  4. IV

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    I just tripped while trying to chew gum
     
  5. Clown Baby

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    “Can you walk and talk, Kenneth”
    “Well, now you’ve got me thinking about”
     
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  6. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Clay doesn't just like DeSantis. He's a DeSantis propagandist.
     
  7. bro

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    Wait... wait... wait... so Clay was wrong!?!?!?


    I’m sure his last 50 tweets have been about the death rate
     
  8. IV

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    If he was lying about this, he was probably lying about Eddie George right?
     
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  9. Fran Tarkenton

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    Clay probably getting jealous now

     
  10. Joe_Pesci

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  11. Joe_Pesci

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    I like when he talks about his early years in sports media, like working on the local celtics broadcast and whichever low level espn gigs he had were like breaking concrete

    going to the celtics draft parties and bullshitting with danny ainge every year must have been hell
     
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  12. BudKilmer

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    so that’s what we are calling klansmen these days huh
     
  13. Lyrtch

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    not who any normal person wants riding to their defense
     
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  14. Upton^2

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    Just a disgusting collection of words
     
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  15. electronic

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    I read this thread a few times and I have absolutely no idea what she’s saying. (The ceo of barstool)

     
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  16. electronic

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    Also, the “terrorist skin” rant happened after she got there.
     
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  17. Fran Tarkenton

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    Prez just trying to "mix things up" with some "trial and error" is what causes him to become a regular on Tucker Carlson and say racist things and appeal to an aggrieved white male audience
     
  18. LuPoor

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    It's just a character he's playing
     
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  19. electronic

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    I also really love how folks in this position regularly fall back onto the “we’re doing original groundbreaking comedy” thing. What the hell is groundbreaking about using the n word or saying somebody with brown skin looks like a terrorist?
     
  20. fucktx

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    fuck barstool
     
  21. laxjoe

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    Trash org full of trash people (including big cat and pft).
     
  22. electronic

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    And just like it was true the last 10 times they’ve done something horrifying, they are going to do it again. This is who they are. Literally unapologetically.
     
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  23. Joe_Pesci

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    Evolution isn't born out of judgement; it is born out of people trying to mix things up.

    that was some A+ corporate speak
     
  24. Fecta23

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    What kind of mental gymnastics do you play to ignore the fact that you support companies that commit horrendous human rights violations ?

    You see how easy this is ?
     
  25. Clown Baby

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    This is just A+ satire and I feel bad for you guys who don’t get it
     
  26. wes tegg

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    I do admire the content optimization of moving a post/response from one thread at the top of the board to another thread right below it. :golfclap:
     
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  27. Lyrtch

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    I call it content optimization

    Like pandering is just chud code
     
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  28. Lyrtch

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    There's no ethical consumption under capitalism

    But you don't have to do gymnastics to defend the awfulness because you like aggrieved White guy goop
     
  29. LuPoor

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    It is clear now there is no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism, and we must dismantle this economic system immediately. Portnoy will be first up against the wall with Phil Knight, Jeff Bezos, and randomly selected landlords.
     
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  30. wes tegg

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    Good point. I'll fix it.
     
  31. fucktx

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    one thread is full of people who generally enjoy barstool, this one is not

    felt like it was a better place for the discussion imo
     
  32. wes tegg

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    And to get the :mickey: ...

    I said I admired it. No shame.
     
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  33. Fecta23

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    I actually completely agree with this, and I also have no problem if you don’t consume barstool because of Portnoy. But everyone makes their own choices. DTX is ok with human rights abuse, which is fine.
     
  34. LuPoor

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    Damn, you got on board with executing Portnoy much quicker than I expected
     
  35. fucktx

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    me talking about how portnoy is a piece of shit jumped all the way to me being ok with exploiting labor in 2 messages

    that’s a next level stan

    i’m not even mad
     
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  36. wes tegg

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    MY STATEMENT:

    *content optimization*
     
  37. Blu Tang Clan

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    You deeply offended him. Be more sensitive when talking about someone else’s sports and commentary consumption. Oppressor.
     
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  38. Fecta23

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    How is there a logical difference ?

    People who like PMT compartmentalize Dave's behavior from them.

    People who buy pretty much any product compartmentalize the horrific behavior of whatever corporation they bought from.
     
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  39. fucktx

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    there isn’t man

    i’m in the guillotine line myself
     
  40. Fecta23

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    I'll see you there.
     
  41. Lyrtch

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    if Barstool wants to have no-ceiling growth they have to get rid of Portnoy at some point

    if they want to be a niche outlet that still makes lots of money for everyone involved, that's fine but there's a ceiling to that. especially when there's a world if he keeps drifting away that advertisers start to get shaky.
     
  42. LuPoor

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    Today's PMT brought to you by Jim Bakker survival food buckets
     
  43. BudKilmer

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    :roll:

    I can’t wait to see Big Cat hawking brain pills
     
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  44. Lyrtch

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    i'd watch Pft do an ALPHA BRAIN pills ad
     
  45. electronic

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    The difference is that Portnoy is the brand. He’s the founder. He’s the editor. He’s the point of view for the company.
     
  46. electronic

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    What are the chances this actually happens though? Seems like it would be a complete 180 for the entire brand.
     
  47. fucktx

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