Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

I spoke to Putin and he denies it and I have no reason to believe he’s lying.

 

I really wish the Democrats were running a mentally sharp candidate capable of remembering all these scandals and taking Trump to task on each one. Alas.

 

Bro that would take weeks just to list.

 

Laying the foundation for change one brick at a time

Spoiler

thanks to devine 's favorite player, Trae Young

 

Def will be the job of the vp and tbh that should primarily fall to someone other than the candidate anyway.

unless you’re leaning entirely into grievances the way trump did, you need to run on change and progress.

 

Just the personification of stupid and pathetic.

 

I mean, that's almost kind of scary. No one was able to get a hold of the president for 3 hours???

 

Thankfully we didn’t have nuclear missles speeding towards us

 

The stories of trump banging playmates the US taxpayer paid for while “golfing” are going to be interesting.

 

For any other president it might be scary

 

story is entirely plausible

 

i’m deleting my twitter after this one

 

No one had one of the secret service guy’s numbers? I’m not buying it.

 

I'm more comfortable in all situations with Trump unreachable, better decisions will be made if he is out of the loop.

 

Empathy and understanding. How do they work?

 

i'd agree had he surrounded himself with competent people

but he hasn't

 

Put this in the MoMA

 

disregard the threat to national security it poses, not showing the slightest interest in consuming intelligence briefings is super frustrating because that would be some absolutely incredible late night reading material

 

consuming intelligence briefings while planking is the best way to maintain peak physical and mental aptitude

 

I still trust his idiot staff more than him.

 

that's a good one

 

i read one time that often times Obama would read them with basketball on in the background until late at night and that basically sounds awesome

 

I feel like if the dems would just employ the strategy used by Bart and Lisa Simpson to get sideshow Bob to admit to rigging the mayoral election they could get Trump to admit to literally anything

 

Celemo your daughter doing political cartoons now?

 

Hang this fucking traitor

 

The leaks the last 96 hours seem more frequent and more damaging to me....or am I raging with confirmation bias?

 

There's definitely a movement afoot not to let him get away with claiming he wasn't told.

 

Sure seems like Donnies “patriotism” is all an act, guys.

 

I feel like were in that scene from austin powers where they keep showing him more things that implicate his ownership of a penis pump

 

Had this thought this as well. How could someone not want to read them?

 

Fully expect something in the next couple of days like "I don't read every word of the briefings, and I depend on what they tell me. They did not tell me about it."

 

I mean, YouTube isn’t far off with that algorithm.

 

Russians paying the Taliban to kill US soldiers isn't my bag, baby!

 

It's not really a choice for someone who can't read

 

just gotta be a total intellectual midget and very feeble-minded

would be like a Robert Ludlum book but actually good

 

For once we can trust the self-interest of those people

Especially considering many (most?) of the higher-ups made their bones during the cold war