Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Put in a much better way
     
  2. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    :ded:
     
  3. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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  4. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    The President Does Read
     
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  5. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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  6. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    you can go to a police store or magazine and buy all their shit, there is one in MS I used to drive by a lot

    always though it was weird as shit
     
  7. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I’m just saying there isn’t much need to do that when half your klan are drawing paychecks as police officers.
     
  8. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  9. MtOread

    MtOread chopped and scrooged
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    “The President is the most informed person on planet Earth” is hysterical.
     
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  10. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I replied to his tweet with “Pussy”
     
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  11. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Agreed. She has a nice smile.
     
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  12. cyclist

    cyclist King of the Mountains
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  13. RavenNole

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    Pascale with some A+ grifting

    $325k of trump campaign ads on his own FB/IG posts. His IG followers up 10% in 2 weeks.
     
  14. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    I mean, Obama was, Bush was, Clinton was, etc.
     
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  15. El Tiburon

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    I cannot fucking wait for Trump’s next rally where he’ll spend 40 minutes discussing how poor the lighting in the White House is, and how the font size on the PDB is nearly microscopic and that it’s only because his eyes are so strong, maybe the strongest eyes ever, that he is able to read materials provided to him. Then he caps it off by busting out a book, holding it up for all to see and then commencing with, “See Spot run. Run, Spot, run!” while the crowd behind him has a collective orgasm about how owned the libs just got.
     
  16. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    "supreme" race
     
  17. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    AND can drink water with ONE HAND
     
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  18. RavenNole

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    He still doesn’t get it at all and I’m 100% ok with that. Isolate him more and more.
     
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  19. southside

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    He’s not wrong. You’re a fool if you blindly follow all experts.

    but they’re ignoring ALL experts. That’s stupid.
     
  20. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    He gets that he wants race riots
     
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  21. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    His speech at Rushmore will be something
     
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  22. Tarpon Nole

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    We are so close to a heritage not hate tweet coming from him
     
  23. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    He should just get it over with and say the n word. He wants to so bad.
     
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  24. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Why can they say it but he can’t?
     
  25. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Remember when he got elected and all the idiots came out and said that he would move to the middle and become more Presidential? I remember. This is him pandering DIRECTLY to the racists who are pissed about Confederate flag and statues being removed, that's like 25% of the population.
     
  26. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    maintaining the reverence some hold for confederacy is the opposite that tweet.
     
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  27. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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  28. OZ2

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    This makes perfect sense if he is having a conversation with Putin.

    *Putin laughs so damn hard*
     
  29. BudKilmer

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  30. BudKilmer

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    Stolen from the corona thread but it’s really incredible that conservatives were mortified in 09 that a single payer healthcare system would create this and instead their electing a mouth breathing Shitheel did it
     
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  31. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Got damn
     
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  32. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Government mandated euthanasia. Sounds familiar...
     
  33. BudKilmer

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  34. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    reminder of the nightmare scenario
     
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  35. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    Hate to do back-to-back fox news clips. But, between this and McConnell's comments earlier about masks, it does feel like we're seeing a shift of some Rs away from Donnie. Maybe I'm reading too much into it though.

     
  36. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    want to think of the worst timeline imaginable?

    you’re welcome

     
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  37. BudKilmer

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    welp I’m going to go drink bleach
     
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  38. Gaknight

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    Is Tucker ok? Trump gonna rage tweet him later
     
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  39. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    probably just gonna move honestly
     
  40. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    :warn:
     
  41. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    T-Rex rules apparently
     
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  42. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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    Did twitter rewrite programming for bigger font for the olds? That and the rounded corners have russled my Jim’s today
     
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  43. Mister Me Too

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  44. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    I am already stressed about one election; can we not make it two already
     
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Neo liberals lead to fascism
     
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  46. NYGator

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    Great compilation of the idiots from Palm Beach who won't wear masks.

     
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  47. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    This really did happen

     
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