Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. RavenNole

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    Just tweet the n-word already
     
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  2. aisle seven

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    How will kids identify pedophiles? :laugh:

    Creepy mustache is a dead giveaway.
     
  3. NYGator

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    He may end though.
     
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  4. Gaknight

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    more racism from the most PRO BLACK PRESIDENT EVER!
     
  5. Blu Tang Clan

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    i want royalties for the Maxim magazine line.
     
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  6. Gaknight

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    When does School Segregation come back?
     
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  7. Gert B Frobe

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    Uh, you know who DeVos is ya? Already starting
     
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  8. Gaknight

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    More Qanon loons coming to Congress
     
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  9. slogan119

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    Still kept it to 14 words
     
  10. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    In what fucking world would a “disillusioned left” vote for tucker carlson in any meaningful numbers
     
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  11. Drown ‘Em

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    In all reality, it’s been over for more than two years. The assessment tool computer program has been inactive at HUD since May 2018. Without that, there is no way to track and enforce the law anyway.
     
  12. mc415

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    seriously what “disillusioned left” is looking at Carlson Nazi ass and think yeah I’ll go with that guy to push a progressive agenda
     
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  13. Blu Tang Clan

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    Our country is full of dipshits. It’s very hard to surprise me at this point.
     
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  14. chuckmasterflex

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    Roger Ailes is famously dead
     
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  15. Can I Spliff it

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    Boebert is by far the most high-profile person in Colorado to take such a stand. Shooters Grill has attracted nationwide attention because its waitstaff is strapped, openly carrying sidearms.

    Can they attract anyone besides insane people?!
     
  16. BudKilmer

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    And 88 characters
     
  17. Can I Spliff it

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  18. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    His knack for taking the wrong side of every pertinent issue would be amazing if there weren't a chance he could still somehow win.

    This calendar year he's bet wrong on

    Pandemic
    Healthcare
    Law Enforcement
    THE FUCKING CONFEDERACY
    The Economy
    Russia
    He was Impeached (I honestly almost forgot that)
    Weapons sales to Saudi Arabia

    There's so much more but in a regular situation, amy of those would be grounds for removal.
     
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  19. slogan119

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    Breaking news: People with massive amounts of money continue to gamble when they are not impacted by global pandemic
     
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  20. Drown ‘Em

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    Crisises?

    Dumbass...
     
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  21. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Did Eric Trump dye all his hair dark?
     
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  22. Can I Spliff it

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  23. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I'm going to place the betting line of him saying many people are saying I should be on it at one minutes thirty seconds.
     
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  24. gilstein21

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    Look, there’s a great place right there they could put my face, the best face out of all of them.
     
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  25. Lyrtch

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    there is a seemingly growing stupidpol segment

    i'm not sure even they'd be able to swallow tuckers brand though
     
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  26. The Banks

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    Member when Mox said that Trump would be the most LGBT friendly president ever?
     
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  27. The Banks

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    Pick your poison (R) 2024:

    Tucker Carlson
    Nikki Haley
    Tom Cotton
    Ivanka Trump

    Most want to see, least want to see
     
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  28. Drown ‘Em

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    Can I just get real poison instead?
     
  29. xec

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    Arizona, Italian Style.
     
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  30. Tilly

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    Gouge my own eyes out so they can't make me.
     
  31. 40wwttamgib

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    Mexico
     
  32. xec

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    The smart Republicans will advise, “Do the opposite of what Kushner supports”.
     
  33. xec

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    Hopefully the DNC is keeping a file of Carlson’s stupid on-air statements.
     
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  34. Can I Spliff it

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  35. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  36. chuckmasterflex

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  37. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Nobody knows better than him!!
     
  38. Biship

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  39. 40wwttamgib

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    I hope ailes is being repeatedly sodomized in hell.
     
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  40. Can I Spliff it

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    Mr. President, i know harder than you that Roger is dead
     
  41. BudKilmer

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  42. ned's head

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    Can't pass that up...they're basically paying you to donate

    -someone's wife, somewhere
     
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  43. Fran Tarkenton

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    Its incredible grown college-educated adults find that guy to be cool
     
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  44. 40wwttamgib

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    don’t forget the water bottle for scale. Thanks!
     
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  45. ned's head

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  46. 40wwttamgib

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    We are the bad guys, and 30% of the country is too stupid to care.
     
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  47. BudKilmer

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    This is a really scathing article to just how bad Trumps admin is at any part of its job
     
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  48. Mister Me Too

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    Pick your poison:

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