Me: *playing Total War and just obliterating people with spears on a bridge* Wife: why can't you play nice games where the objective isn't to just kill everyone? Me: hun i think you fundamentally misunderstand the gaming industry
mess playing Warzone the other day and my fiancé’s cousin asked what I was playing. When she told her what it was her response “well that’s really morbid”
My wife decided to mention she’d like me to put fertilizer down at 10am when the heat index was already over 100 degrees. I looked at her like she’d lost her mind. I am now sitting inside in the glorious air conditioning watching my wife put fertilizer down.
The Mrs. is now doing workouts every morning at 6am on a zoom group with several other girls. So every morning I wake up to a cacophony of female banter, EDM, and a workout instructor barking orders.
you know what a pain in the bottom it is to have to pick apart a tight AF square knot every time a guy just wants a damn bagel?
As I’ve mentioned before, my wife is perfect outside of one pet peeve of mine. She has no concept of time, nor does she give a F if you do. We’re late, or rushing to make it in time, to anything that involves her. Our friends used to purposely invite us to everything 30 minutes early so we’d make it on time. Anyways, my in-laws are visiting from out of state this weekend, and her and her mom left at 10 to “get pedicures and stop at one store”. I had a few things to do so I asked her not to be gone all day. “Oh no, a few hours tops” she said. I just sent her a text at 3:30 to see where she was. “LOL we decided to go to the casino! We’re leaving soon though, and after we stop at the store we’ll be home!”.
Mine isn't quite this bad with time but I always tell her that if we need leave to be somewhere in 20 minutes on short notice it takes her 30 minutes to get ready. If she has 3 hours to get ready it's gonna take her 3 hour and 10 minutes to be ready. I've never seen anything like it.
I’ve become acclimated to it. If she didn’t have so many other great qualities, our relationship definitely wouldn’t have got this far.
Is it common knowledge that dishwashers have filters? Because I clean mine about once a month, and this was apparently an absolute revelation today.
Yes And don't be surprised if she puts the filter on the rack of the dishwasher to clean it with the dishes next time she runs a cycle
SIL is at the house. I text my wife asking what’s wrong with her because she seems sad. me: why is your sister moping around the house? Her: at least she’s finally doing some chores over here. Me: that’s mopping Her: mopping isn’t a word Me: ... Her: fuck me.
that might be the most counter productive discussion of all time, unless you learned why she is so sad
Guys the SIL was moping wife thought I meant she was mopping I never got an answer about why she was moping my floors are dirty
Whenever I see a dishwasher reference in here I both long for the day I actually have one and dread it at the same time.
In my experience the dishes just get left in the sink to let stuff dry on them. So I end up getting the best of both worlds.
Not ALL dishwashers have filters. Some have what is functionally like a garbage disposal on them to help dispose of the food bits. But yea, I think most of them do.
I was 31 when I learned they had filters just because I was required to clean it before I gave my rented dish washer back.
Texted the wife tonight ”let’s have a Toy Story night, you can get your Buzz on, I’ll provide the Woody and I’ll sing you’ve got a friend in me Mrs. Celemo thought I wanted to watch Toy Story with her
Late to the weddingfest, her my wife’s parents didn’t come to our wedding because they didn’t approve. Wedding was a fucking ball. Open bar w Top shelf the whole night. Pretty sure my parents went extra hard on the fun aspect just to rub it in her parents face. everyone that went appreciated it. My wife is still bummed about her dad not walking her down the aisle. her family finally realized I’m somewhat loveable and they have slowly come back into our lives (at my wife’s approval ). Backstory: they were never mad at me per se, more mad that my wife bought a dog in a house they bought for us in Florida. We obviously couldn’t get rid of a puppy golden retriever , so I then bought us a house and wife kind of ghosted her family as a fuck you and they blamed me.
Ya it sounds so insane. My wife went to a therapist for this shit and she spent two sessions trying to get the therapist to believe she wasn’t BSing. She’s from a small town and family didn’t want to lose control. So when we moved they tried to still control her life(bought us a house) and didn’t want us to get a dog even though we already had one.
I'm absolutely fascinated here. How small of a town? Where do they live? How did they think buying you a house granted them control? How else did they exercise control? How exactly did these conversations over the dog go? When you got your own place, how did that go. Did you move out and hand mail them the keys?